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Itachi
03-05-2008, 05:32 PM
what is the best way to kill someone

alive
03-05-2008, 05:53 PM
I think they all suffice.

superbenjis
03-05-2008, 06:05 PM
Tickle his foot until he explodes.... NO dicsussion, This is the best idea !
lol ^^

Itachi
03-05-2008, 06:06 PM
Tickle his foot until he explodes.... NO dicsussion, This is the best idea !
lol ^^
how would somebody die if you tickled his foot?

Covalence
03-05-2008, 06:07 PM
flame them and tell them their polls are crappy, even though mature people dont do that

superbenjis
03-05-2008, 06:08 PM
idk, I am not serious when I say this :Oh No!:

Itachi
03-05-2008, 06:10 PM
flame them and tell them their polls are crappy, even though mature people dont do that
must you go on all of my polls and insult me

Covalence
03-05-2008, 06:11 PM
must you go on all of my polls and insult me

that wasnt an insult

i was telling you a way to kill someone, gosh

Itachi
03-05-2008, 06:12 PM
that wasnt an insult

i was telling you a way to kill someone, gosh
stupid you just said that my polls are crappy, thats an insult

elite34
03-05-2008, 06:14 PM
Make them look me straight in the eye and my ugliness will be an instant kill :]

LakE
03-05-2008, 06:14 PM
"Shove head in paper shredder"
That might work if you were trying to kill a smurf.

Sniper.
End of discussion.

Covalence
03-05-2008, 06:14 PM
flame them and tell them their polls are crappy, even though mature people dont do that

Really? Where did I insult one of your polls?

I don't see anything that says, "Itachi" or "sithpenis7", do any of you?

Lone Wolf
03-05-2008, 06:15 PM
stupid you just said that my polls are crappy, thats an insult

You do know he didn't say that directly, right?

StrunG
03-05-2008, 06:16 PM
stupid you just said that my polls are crappy, thats an insult
Reading comprehension get.

I hate polls like these. If I could choose any way to kill someone, I most likely wouldn't kill them at all.

Covalence
03-05-2008, 06:17 PM
id also choose stick it in their pooper instead of the...options you chose

Itachi
03-05-2008, 06:18 PM
"Shove head in paper shredder"
That might work if you were trying to kill a smurf.

Sniper.
End of discussion.
head in a papershreader would kill just about anything, and a sniper would kill if to the head, but head in a papershreader would be painfull and bloody

Covalence
03-05-2008, 06:20 PM
head in a papershreader would kill just about anything, and a sniper would kill if to the head, but head in a papershreader would be painfull and bloody

so would reading a crappy poll

Itachi
03-05-2008, 06:22 PM
so would reading a crappy poll
tell me how that would kill anybody

Covalence
03-05-2008, 06:28 PM
tell me how that would kill anybody

their eyes would start to bleed and burn due to the crappyness, then all of a sudden

BOOM

their head explodes

elite34
03-05-2008, 06:28 PM
tell me how that would kill anybody

It would kill someone because they have to look at such fail they can't take it anymore so they shoot themselves :]

or what Dark said

Dinomut
03-05-2008, 06:30 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
:Happy: :Happy: :Happy:

LakE
03-05-2008, 06:31 PM
Well, let's run you through the process;
You see a poll. You click to see what it's exactly about, when you come to the page, you're shocked to see...
Teh poll iz crap.
That makes you stand in an agonising gaze, you turn, sight still blurry from the shock. You trip on the mass amount of wrapped wires from everything electrical you've ever owned all plugged into one socket, as you fall, you knock a cup of water over.
You hit your head, thus knocking you out. The water splashes over the plug socket creating a fire. You burn to death in your house, taking your family with you.


I've witnessed that on many occasions.


*EDIT* Decieved by Quick reply.

Smashdood
03-05-2008, 06:38 PM
Hey, I thought you had better things to do than take this bullshit.

sithis is the best name i have seen all day, mature people dont hate others just cause you think their polls are crappy, but the truth is that im more mature than all you ****ers, so im done with your bullshit, that pisses me off that spp is filled with assholes, i have better things to do than take this bullshit.

Cough cough why are you back again sithis cough.

Covalence
03-05-2008, 06:39 PM
Hey, I thought you had better things to do than take this bullshit.


Cough cough why are you back cough.

maybe because he wants more bullshit

Nodd
03-05-2008, 06:50 PM
Eating someone would be the best way to murder them.
By the time they appear to be missing and you become a suspect, they have already become shit in the sewers, and there's no evidence as long as you eat then completely.

CriticalDesign
03-05-2008, 07:11 PM
stupid you just said that my polls are crappy, thats an insult

Insult and pointing out the obvious are two different things.

Covalence
03-05-2008, 07:36 PM
another way - getting repeatedly banned and coming back

Gavel
03-05-2008, 07:37 PM
head in a papershreader would kill just about anything, and a sniper would kill if to the head, but head in a papershreader would be painfull and bloody

I don't know about you, but my head isn't as flat as a piece of paper.


yeah hes banned i know that guise

Index
03-05-2008, 08:01 PM
What's with you and killing? If you'd really want to kill someone in a gruesome way, you're sick. I would do it in a painless way, like poison or deadly chemicals.

General Douchington
03-05-2008, 08:16 PM
Punch them in the ass and watch their dog asplode. Then their heart will asplode. If they don't have a dog, I will buy them a dog to asplode.

Komaru
03-05-2008, 08:39 PM
Throw a couple shurikens into their chest. Then throw one into their shoulder. Rip their arm off, and beat them in the face with it 'till they die.

Smashdood
03-05-2008, 08:48 PM
Oh man, he even forgot the Colombian Necktie. That's the best one.

BOOOOOOO

Gavel
03-05-2008, 08:58 PM
Punch them in the ass and watch their dog asplode. Then their heart will asplode. If they don't have a dog, I will buy them a dog to asplode.

List of those who try to hard at humor (ordered by worst offenders):
1. Cory
2. The Fallen
3. Doomdooer

You're inching pretty damn close to the top, you know.

General Douchington
03-05-2008, 09:03 PM
List of those who try to hard at humor (ordered by worst offenders):
1. Cory
2. The Fallen
3. Doomdooer

You're inching pretty damn close to the top, you know.

Well, I don't know. I think I've already made the top with my pathetic comedy. But, whatever.

Index
03-06-2008, 06:27 PM
List of those who try to hard at humor (ordered by worst offenders):
1. Cory
2. The Fallen
3. Doomdooer

You're inching pretty damn close to the top, you know.

I should seriously be on there

elite34
03-06-2008, 06:31 PM
Eating someone would be the best way to murder them.
By the time they appear to be missing and you become a suspect, they have already become shit in the sewers, and there's no evidence as long as you eat then completely.

I will keep that in mind when I murder someone.

"Who wants liver salad :]"

Scarecrow
03-06-2008, 07:21 PM
The poll options suck, you know nothing of causing pain.

Enfirno
03-06-2008, 07:29 PM
You can't shove someone's head through a paper shredder. You might be able to give them a bit of a haircut, but, seriously. what were you thinking?

Garrote would be my choice. Not like I'd have the opportunity to do so.

Scarecrow
03-06-2008, 07:41 PM
Define 'best'.

Best as in most painful?
Best as in most efficient?
Best as in most reliable?
Best as in most fun?
Best as in most awesome?

MonsterBreath12
03-11-2008, 03:18 PM
make them watch mexican sope operas while eating horse shit till they die.

GunsnArmor
03-11-2008, 03:35 PM
Make them look me straight in the eye and my ugliness will be an instant kill :]


Don't you mean they turn to stone? AHA MADUSA JOKE



Berret 50 Cal. to the leg, then have someone hold him up so you can knock his head clean (lol) off his shoulders.

Da' Hatta
03-25-2008, 12:56 AM
The best way to kill would be to cut off the arms and legs, shoot The head 7 times (with a crossbow), rip it off with your bare hands, crush it, cut it into 100 pieces, burn them, then feed them to a lion. :Dope:

Kitsune
03-25-2008, 12:52 PM
So you want a fun way to kill someone? Because whats the point in being the best way if it isn't fun?

They'll die when you rip out the heart in the first one. (no fun in that!)

You cannot fit someone's head into many, if all paper shredders even made long ago!

Cutting the head is a bit too messy. Too much to clean.

Unless you have a sharp steel toe, it will be way too much effort to kick someone in the balls to death. What if it's a woman! Of course they'll still die if you kick them there for too long I guess, but the fact that you didn't even consider killing a woman is sexist!

Throwing off of a building wouldn't be too much fun unless the building wasn't even high enough to kill them, and you pulley them up after every drop to continuously impact them.

Torture rarely leads to death now a days. Of course I love me a good water-boarding now and then, but in torture you must be creative. You are way too undetailed with the word torture, there's loads of fun ways that end up in death you didn't mention. I put other because the best way to kill someone can be considered torture, but really it is not when you think hard about it and keep an open mind.

Now the other I mentioned is to take some chloroform, not some, a lot of it, to knock them out. Maybe rape them, your choice. Now peel off some skin and pull out muscles and even some tendons, and wait until they wake up.

Knock them out again to take out a vital organ and wait until they wake up to scream in pain and slowly die.

Ahh.

:)

Da' Hatta
03-25-2008, 01:33 PM
You have a really twisted view of things.:Sweating:
I was talking about the body, not the head.
You don't cut the head.

Kitsune
03-25-2008, 01:46 PM
You have a really twisted view of things.:Sweating:
I was talking about the body, not the head.
You don't cut the head.

Quit using smilies. They make you look retarded. We're not on AIM. >:( <Text smilies are excusable.

Head, Neck. Difference?

Da' Hatta
03-25-2008, 02:14 PM
Neck-Keeps head attached to the body.
Head-Holds Brain.

And I still say you're gay for choosing sodomy on the "death or sodomy" thread.

MiniMan
03-25-2008, 03:21 PM
Poison them...case solved. See you tonight.

Cereal Man
03-25-2008, 03:26 PM
Cut off their eyelids and put them in a 2ft pool of water with their back on a wall and their hands tied to their ankles.

Jeremy
03-25-2008, 03:29 PM
Sleep deprivation would be pretty bad way to go.

Da' Hatta
03-25-2008, 08:55 PM
That's some ****ed up sh*t!

Kitsune
03-25-2008, 09:32 PM
That's some ****ed up sh*t!

Did you like my post best?

Da' Hatta
03-25-2008, 09:35 PM
What the h3ll are you talking about?!?

Kitsune
03-25-2008, 09:37 PM
What the h3ll are you talking about?!?

My Best way to kill someone. :D
Mr. 1337 7@||<3r

Enfirno
03-25-2008, 09:38 PM
wtf kitsugay my way was better

Da' Hatta
03-25-2008, 09:39 PM
Almost but mine was better than his and yours.

Enfirno
03-25-2008, 09:47 PM
No, everyone's sucked. This thread sucks.

Da' Hatta
03-27-2008, 12:51 AM
I'm not the one who actually sucks ass so, you're the one who sucks.

Myself
03-27-2008, 12:56 AM
/Thread, yo.

Kitsune
03-27-2008, 04:52 AM
/Thread, yo.

Agreed .

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Gavel
03-27-2008, 04:34 PM
I'm not the one who actually sucks ass so, you're the one who sucks.

You've been talking way too much shit in the short time you've been here.

ken
03-27-2008, 05:06 PM
:heh: wrap them up in a chair with chains ang padlock them, then sit them in the middle of the desert then set this big grand buffet with all you can drink, and sit them 10ft away from the table and watch their suffering while you eat and drink.

Aperture
03-27-2008, 05:08 PM
Shoot
in
the
head

Enfirno
03-27-2008, 09:00 PM
I'm not the one who actually sucks ass so, you're the one who sucks.Your logic is undeniable.

I request a god damn bin.

Da' Hatta
03-27-2008, 09:32 PM
:heh: wrap them up in a chair with chains ang padlock them, then sit them in the middle of the desert then set this big grand buffet with all you can drink, and sit them 10ft away from the table and watch their suffering while you eat and drink.

That would take too long.

Da' Hatta
03-27-2008, 09:34 PM
You've been talking way too much shit in the short time you've been here.

You're wrong, I haven't been talking enough.

Gavel
03-27-2008, 09:39 PM
You're wrong, I haven't been talking enough.
So now you're the one who determines the amount of trash talking and trolling you're allowed to do here? Because when last I checked, you're not the one who runs this place. You've only been here for a week and already you have people hating you. Granted that's not exactly record time, but it's not something you should be aiming for anyway.

I'm done talking to you, and I suggest you stop, if you know what's good for you. Unless you have nothing better to do with your life so you decide to go around random internet forums and try your hardest to get yourself banned.

GunsnArmor
03-27-2008, 10:11 PM
WELl FIRST YOU TELL THEM TO JUST SIT THERE WHILE YOU GET SOMETHING AND YOU GO GET YOUR FAMILY KATAANA OF COOLNESS AND YOU STAB THEM IN THE PENIS......LOL

Da' Hatta
03-27-2008, 11:49 PM
That's some ****ed up shit!
And it wouldn't kill him.

ThatGuy
03-30-2008, 12:59 AM
Facepalm .

Raffi
03-30-2008, 02:55 AM
Gassing. It kills them almost instantly.

Or you can just blow 'em up :]

Shanto
03-30-2008, 08:14 AM
Kick in the balls untill they die would be the most fun.

GunsnArmor
03-30-2008, 09:45 AM
Kick in the balls untill they die would be the most fun.


My last post was making fun of your IQ.

Shanto
03-30-2008, 09:47 AM
What?

This is the first time I posted in this thread...

GunsnArmor
03-30-2008, 09:54 AM
What?

This is the first time I posted in this thread...



It has nothing to do with how many time you've posted in this thread.

Whatever, I don't feel like being mean anymore.

Shanto
03-30-2008, 09:57 AM
Wait, I don't get it.

What post?

Chunky
03-30-2008, 10:45 AM
Aids .

Gavel
03-30-2008, 11:19 AM
Wait, I don't get it.

What post?
A little slow today, aren't we?

Shanto
03-30-2008, 12:26 PM
No seriously.

What post?

Covalence
03-30-2008, 01:02 PM
Stick it in their pooper.

Tentionmaru
03-30-2008, 05:33 PM
vaporize. the only sure way to know that they wont come back.

GunsnArmor
03-31-2008, 11:51 AM
My plan only works if the target has a two floor house. Make sure you have light shoes as to not put big marks in the carpet. Be careful when sneaking in their house. When they are out on their balcony you simply push them off, then leave. No blood on your hands, it was a tragic accident.

Best way to get rid of someone.