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Nodd
03-08-2008, 07:25 PM
How many of you players have scored?

oh ho ho I am so hilarious

Xelectroid
03-08-2008, 07:28 PM
Have you?

Seriously, on a stick-animation site populated by >12s, do you think this is going to be an even poll?

Nodd
03-08-2008, 07:34 PM
Have you?

Seriously, on a stick-animation site populated by >12s, do you think this is going to be an even poll?

Haha, I honestly didn't expect anyone to say yes, besides Skate and a few other vets.

I'll answer this poll soon.

Scarecrow
03-08-2008, 08:40 PM
:(


Make this poll again this time next year, ok.

Index
03-08-2008, 08:43 PM
I'm a virgin.

Myself
03-08-2008, 08:54 PM
Only 14 >:(

Enfirno
03-08-2008, 09:06 PM
Huh, I'm the only one so far who has gotten laid?

zerzavy
03-08-2008, 09:23 PM
Huh, I'm the only one so far who has gotten laid?

.... ur not the only one but daaaannng im only 15 and none of u havent?

Schwa
03-08-2008, 09:26 PM
Only 14 >:(

We have so much in common. It's like we were made for eachother.

Cosmonaut
03-08-2008, 09:29 PM
Huh, I'm the only one so far who has gotten laid?

She was drunk, but not drunk enough.

2-D
03-08-2008, 09:39 PM
do dead babies count?

MiniMan
03-08-2008, 10:19 PM
.... ur not the only one but daaaannng im only 15 and none of u havent?You suck at lying, jesus.

"Oh hey, I got liad and that will make these guys like me and think I'm cool!"

Not

Schwa
03-08-2008, 10:26 PM
You suck at lying, jesus.

"Oh hey, I got liad and that will make these guys like me and think I'm cool!"

Not

zerzavy is jesus? Holy ****.

Cereal Man
03-08-2008, 10:36 PM
I was in a predicament where I could have been laid, but I was too stupid to notice. I regret it every ****ing day.

Krob
03-08-2008, 10:45 PM
I ****ed the girl that lives 2 houses up from me in my sister's treehouse.

Aperture
03-08-2008, 10:49 PM
I am not a virgin.

2-D
03-08-2008, 11:19 PM
being able to stick your dick in your own ass does not make you a non virgin

Cereal Man
03-08-2008, 11:24 PM
being able to stick your dick in your own ass does not make you a non virgin

Does sucking your own cock count?

Schwa
03-08-2008, 11:26 PM
Guess what guys. The Virgin Mary could have been ****ed without losing her virginity and given birth to a child.

How?

Anal sex. Which has a .02% of inseminating an egg.

Ohshi-

2-D
03-08-2008, 11:54 PM
OR SHE JUST SUCKED A FEW DICKS AND RUBBED THE CUM FROM HER FACE ALL OVER AND IN HER VAGOO

OR, YOU KNOW, THE BITCH ****ING

LIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

Wierd Huh, People Can Lie

Schwa
03-08-2008, 11:58 PM
I swear I didn't know she was only thirteen. History Channel FTW.

I like my anal theory better.

Faggot.

Myself
03-09-2008, 03:12 AM
k, me and schwa need to change our vote.

Doomdooer
03-09-2008, 06:38 AM
The immaculatly concieved one.

Chimaera
03-09-2008, 07:10 AM
Are we talking homo or hetro virginity?

The Pirate
03-09-2008, 11:51 AM
I lost my virginity to a toaster, does that count?

Schwa
03-09-2008, 01:20 PM
k, me and schwa need to change our vote.

You promised you wouldn't tell!

;_;

Smashdood
03-09-2008, 01:21 PM
I lost my virginity to a toaster, does that count?

Oh, yeah. . . I never told you, but that was actually not a toaster. That was my dog.

Nodd
03-09-2008, 01:26 PM
Oh, yeah. . . I never told you, but that was actually not a toaster. That was my dog.

I forgot to tell you, that dog I bought you was actually a small horse.

Mantha
03-09-2008, 01:29 PM
I am a virgin, but have given birth to an immaculately concieved child.

Cereal Man
03-09-2008, 01:40 PM
I am a virgin, but have given birth to an immaculately concieved child.

Did the child scrape out of your metal vagina?

Mantha
03-09-2008, 01:56 PM
No. I detached my leg and it transformed into a baby. Robot baby. Toaster.

The Pirate
03-09-2008, 02:57 PM
Toaster.

oh shit...

Steyene
03-09-2008, 03:30 PM
Still virgin, but hey by the sounds of it, SPP's Community is just one big incest family. AKA IMA NOT A VIRGIN FOR MUCH LONGER :D

ken
03-09-2008, 07:46 PM
i am still a virgin, but once i've had sex. MY TRUE POWER SHALL BE AWAKENED!!!!:Spiderman: :Spiderman:

Nodd
03-09-2008, 08:28 PM
i am still a virgin, but once i've had sex. MY TRUE POWER SHALL BE AWAKENED!!!!:Spiderman: :Spiderman:

Trust me, you're "true power" won't ever get awakened.

2-D
03-10-2008, 12:24 AM
i am still a virgin, but once i've had sex. MY TRUE POWER SHALL BE AWAKENED!!!!:Spiderman: :Spiderman:

so i see you have the Virgins for Life multipass too..

Gray
03-10-2008, 10:32 AM
i am still a virgin, but once i've had sex. MY TRUE POWER SHALL BE AWAKENED!!!!:Spiderman: :Spiderman:

HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, look what naruto has done to this poor child.

Nodd
03-10-2008, 11:29 AM
If naruto didn't do it, it would have been some other terrible anime, and he'd be talking about how he makes his "FINAL TRANSFORMATION" once he's had sex.

Doomdooer
03-10-2008, 12:10 PM
Either that, or advancing to the next level of Super Sayun.

springtime4hitler
03-10-2008, 03:05 PM
I'm a professional surrogate mother and can't risk having my own child, so choice #3.

David102
03-10-2008, 03:22 PM
Im not a virgin

Chimaera
03-10-2008, 03:37 PM
Bollocks .

Ssjbryando
03-10-2008, 03:54 PM
A virgin! touched for the very first time. lalalal

Kveyo
03-10-2008, 05:53 PM
i've had sex with 300 other men

Schwa
03-10-2008, 06:29 PM
i've had sex with 300 other men

I do not count as a man.

TATER_NUTZZ
03-10-2008, 11:13 PM
I am a virgin, but have given birth to an immaculately concieved child.
...i can't explain it...

2-D
03-11-2008, 01:00 AM
I am a virgin, but have given birth to an immaculately concieved child.
...i can't explain it...

all the semen from the cocks you sucked must have dripped down into your dirty mangina.

Krob
03-11-2008, 05:06 PM
Also, slice of bologna between the couch cushions doesn't count.

ken
03-11-2008, 07:54 PM
Also, slice of bologna between the couch cushions doesn't count.


all the semen from the cocks you sucked must have dripped down into your dirty mangina.

Well that would probably explain it...lolololololololololol:Smile: Is that what happened please tell me otherwise!!!!:Phew: Ahh good one. Anyway the person couldn't explain so we'll never know.

ultramega
03-11-2008, 10:26 PM
Well that would probably explain it...lolololololololololol:Smile: Is that what happened please tell me otherwise!!!!:Phew: Ahh good one. Anyway the person couldn't explain so we'll never know.
...............

2-D
03-24-2008, 09:41 PM
hey ken, has your true power after 12 seconds of sex awaken yet?

zymn
03-24-2008, 11:16 PM
hmm...

most of those who posted that they're not a virgin have only scored themselves...

yes 2D, admit it.

yeah... i'm still a virgin. big deal. premarital sex messes up a marriage.

▀ub
03-24-2008, 11:34 PM
if you're 17 or above, you should have gotten laid at least once by now, im guessing.

My friend has had sex 13 times from freshman year to sophmore year. He's kind of a freak though :P

2-D
03-24-2008, 11:39 PM
yeah... i'm still a virgin. big deal. premarital sex messes up a marriage.

uh, no it doesn't.

thats just what the church wants you to believe.

CriticalDesign
03-24-2008, 11:44 PM
if you're 17 or above, you should have gotten laid at least once by now, im guessing.

Um, no.

▀ub
03-24-2008, 11:52 PM
Um, no.
well I guess it depends on the persons personality and social life, but I known I'm getting laid by 18 at the latest. Life is short, have lots of sex. **** what the church says, do what you wanna do (no pun intended).

2-D
03-25-2008, 12:23 AM
theres no pun in 'do what you wanna do'.

**** you mutton head, i hate you so god damn much.

Teh_One
03-25-2008, 06:53 PM
I lost my virginity to a toaster, does that count?


Oh, yeah. . . I never told you, but that was actually not a toaster. That was my dog.
god, this is ****in sigged.

▀ub
03-25-2008, 08:21 PM
**** you mutton head, i hate you so god damn much.
no you don't, bitch.

NaTuRaL
03-25-2008, 08:29 PM
Shake 'Em, Mutton!

Nodd
03-25-2008, 08:46 PM
yeah... i'm still a virgin. big deal. premarital sex messes up a marriage.

I lol'd, but seriously, are you a virgin or not?

the afro ninja
03-26-2008, 01:24 AM
this thread is so random lol.

that horse was uhh....stuffed?


i didnt just fail did i?

2-D
03-26-2008, 02:11 AM
LOL xD THIS THRED IS SO RANDOM

Big Bang
04-10-2008, 07:05 PM
Not a virgin.

And man, it was shit. I though it was more porny. Which won't happen unless you find a whore. An expensive whore.

Fun Fact: Few girls would want to suck your dick. Specially, your dick.

Nodd
04-10-2008, 07:17 PM
Drink pineapple juice before you got out with a girl, it makes your man juice sweeter and guarantees a second date.

Jeremy
04-11-2008, 12:57 AM
Hey, I watched that sasha grey video also.

Gray
04-11-2008, 05:21 AM
Drink pineapple juice before you got out with a girl, it makes your man juice sweeter and guarantees a second date.

IF YOU WANT IT SPICY YOU CAN HAVE PAPRIKA!

Doomdooer
04-11-2008, 05:47 AM
Not a virgin.

And man, it was shit. I though it was more porny. Which won't happen unless you find a whore. An expensive whore.

Fun Fact: Few girls would want to suck your dick. Specially, your dick.

NICEBUMP !

MiniMan
04-11-2008, 08:20 AM
12 People are liars.

Doomdooer
04-11-2008, 09:48 AM
And 5 aren't?

Aperture
04-11-2008, 11:45 AM
being able to stick your dick in your own ass does not make you a non virgin

newfag .

Jeremy
04-11-2008, 11:48 AM
newfag .

Inb4 shitstorm.

Doomdooer
04-11-2008, 11:50 AM
* Mother-fucking shitstorm *

Aperture
04-11-2008, 11:55 AM
Inb4 shitstorm.

emma wattson ooks like a shaved male

Cereal Man
04-11-2008, 12:02 PM
I want to ook like something. WHY CAN'T I OOK, GOD!

Jeremy
04-11-2008, 12:15 PM
emma wattson ooks like a shaved male

Why else would I like her?

Aperture
04-11-2008, 12:20 PM
Why else would I like her?

for her cawk .

Doomdooer
04-11-2008, 02:17 PM
emma wattson ooks like a shaved ape
Your post was begging for an obvious fix.

Aperture
04-11-2008, 02:21 PM
Much appreciated

<3

Doomdooer
04-11-2008, 02:41 PM
Just doing my civic duty, sir.

OGrilla2
04-11-2008, 03:34 PM
Gay penises aren't as smelly as straight penises. They taste better, too.

Steyene
04-11-2008, 08:59 PM
Gay penises aren't as smelly as straight penises. They taste better, too.

Lolwut ?

sss
04-12-2008, 03:13 AM
They taste better, too.


oh shit .

Ash
04-12-2008, 08:35 AM
No comment.


except the one to say no comment and this one explaining it.

Doomdooer
04-12-2008, 09:35 AM
Gay penises aren't as smelly as straight penises. They taste better, too.

Thus proving that men have nicer smelling asses?

Nodd
04-12-2008, 11:36 PM
doomdooer stop failing

OGrilla2
04-13-2008, 03:06 AM
Yes, everyone, I totally give blow jobs away for free, so if you want one, ask me in a PM! lollooolooollloo

2-D
04-13-2008, 03:47 AM
doomdooer stop failing


BEEP BOOP DOES NOT COMPUTE

ONLY OUTPUT IS FAILURE

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

myself v2
04-13-2008, 07:08 AM
He nevver said that.

Wait.

...

O I C Wut you did right thar.