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▀ub
11-15-2008, 04:26 PM
Is Angelina Jolie the hottest woman in the world? Yes.
btw, totally disregard my thread about Palin. I came to my senses: she's fugly.

http://www.wildbluffmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/angelina_jolie_01_header.jpg

LakE
11-15-2008, 04:29 PM
Holy shit yes.
She's like a walking bone, though.

Bonk
11-15-2008, 04:29 PM
Where's the "no" option.

▀ub
11-15-2008, 04:31 PM
Where's the "no" option.
There isn't one. I assumed there weren't any queers on this site.

Bonk
11-15-2008, 04:37 PM
You are aware there are 2 genders

Anyway, I'm not attracted to her.

▀ub
11-15-2008, 04:40 PM
obviously this poll was made for men.

Bonk
11-15-2008, 04:46 PM
True. But you could still just not find her attractive.

EDIT: They're fake anyway.

LakE
11-15-2008, 04:53 PM
obviously this poll was made for men.

I don't see what makes this thread obviously aimed at men, to be honest. It's a question asking if somebody is attractive. What makes it only available to answering by the single gender?

▀ub
11-15-2008, 05:06 PM
EDIT: They're fake anyway.
What's fake?

edit: Holy shit, look at this pic:

http://inlinethumb48.webshots.com/43439/2485572260103444809S600x600Q85.jpg

Cosmonaut
11-15-2008, 05:12 PM
Hot? yes.

hottest ever? god no

▀ub
11-15-2008, 05:19 PM
http://www.angelinajoliefaqs.com/files/u1/sexy_on_bed.jpg

LakE
11-15-2008, 05:21 PM
I saw her in some movie a while ago in a pretty extreme sex scene.

▀ub
11-15-2008, 05:26 PM
Alright, if she isn't the hottest in the world, then who is?

Strelok
11-15-2008, 05:30 PM
Compared to most models I've seen then she's ****ing ugly. She's a horrible actor too.

"OH, YOU WANT ME TO STAND OVER THERE AND BE SERIOUS? LOLNO, HERE HAVE SOME SMILIES. YAY FOR CHILDREN IN KENYA."

2-D
11-15-2008, 05:32 PM
There isn't one. I assumed there weren't any queers on this site.
yeah, you must be a homosexual if one doesnt find the same females you think are attractive aren't

Gavel
11-15-2008, 05:33 PM
Alright, if she isn't the hottest in the world, then who is?
There are plenty of much hotter girls than her. Not saying I wouldn't gladly hit it if given the chance, but there's no way she's the hottest in the world.

2-D
11-15-2008, 05:35 PM
Alright, if she isn't the hottest in the world, then who is?

you are aware that other people have opinions that differ from yours, right?

and there are people that aren't movie stars that people would find look better then movie stars.

▀ub
11-15-2008, 06:51 PM
you are aware that other people have opinions that differ from yours, right?
no shit. that's why I asked that question, to find out other people's opinions.

Gavel
11-15-2008, 07:25 PM
no shit. that's why I asked that question, to find out other people's opinions.
Coming from the guy who calls people homosexual if they don't think Angelina Jolie is the hottest girl in the world.

Cosmonaut
11-15-2008, 07:27 PM
Coming from the guy who calls people homosexual if they don't think Angelina Jolie is the hottest girl in the world.
He shoots he scores!

LongArm
11-15-2008, 07:40 PM
I saw her in some movie a while ago in a pretty extreme sex scene.

Its from "Taking lives" Isn't it ?
and
She's just hot.

▀ub
11-15-2008, 07:58 PM
Coming from the guy who calls people homosexual if they don't think Angelina Jolie is the hottest girl in the world.

fucks sake, don't take everything so literally.

LakE
11-15-2008, 08:00 PM
Its from "Taking lives" Isn't it ?
and
She's just hot.

Nah, I think it's a bit older than that.

▀ub
11-15-2008, 08:03 PM
there's plenty of pics of her topless on google images.

Apples
11-15-2008, 08:04 PM
I don't find her attractive.

LongArm
11-15-2008, 08:06 PM
there's plenty of pics of her topless on google images.

she has many sex scenes too.

Gavel
11-15-2008, 08:27 PM
fucks sake, don't take everything so literally.
So now you speak poetically? Everything you say is just a metaphor?

What was this post a metaphor of?

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
11-15-2008, 08:29 PM
fucks sake, don't take everything so literally.
You know, you can always delete this and save yourself some face.

STUFF
11-15-2008, 08:41 PM
At times, I find her incredibly hot, at times, she's mediocre.

I'm weird like that.

Myself
11-15-2008, 08:50 PM
I rarely find movie stars attractive, and Ms Jolie is no exception.

Kitsune
11-15-2008, 09:40 PM
She's hot, but she isn't a great actor....

▀ub
11-15-2008, 10:17 PM
wow. whoever added the "Muttonhead is a douche", the joke's on you. My name doesn't have a capital M.

hahahaha, Gavel is a toolbag.

Deadface.
11-15-2008, 10:58 PM
I don't really find her attractive at all.

Also, muttonhead is a douche, regardless of improper capitalization on a mod's part.

Narcotic Jew
11-15-2008, 11:05 PM
jessica alba is way ****ing hotter.

▀ub
11-15-2008, 11:08 PM
butterface

http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/jessica-alba.jpg

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
11-15-2008, 11:21 PM
wow. whoever added the "Muttonhead is a douche", the joke's on you. My name doesn't have a capital M.

hahahaha, Gavel is a toolbag.
You aren't helping your case.

Deadface.
11-15-2008, 11:23 PM
You aren't helping your case.

I think muttonhead has recently been possessed by a demon. Who happens to be a gigantic faggot.

Kitsune
11-15-2008, 11:25 PM
Gavel is a toolbag.

Lol .

Covalence
11-15-2008, 11:27 PM
wow. whoever added the "Muttonhead is a douche", the joke's on you. My name doesn't have a capital M.

hahahaha, Gavel is a toolbag.

"you guys know what time it is?"
"TOOL TIME"

Jeremy
11-15-2008, 11:33 PM
I assumed there weren't any queers on this site.

Ugh, can you guys ban muttonhead again? He is a fucking moron.

On topic, she is attractive at times, and not attractive at others. she is definitely not the most attractive woman in the world.

Gavel
11-15-2008, 11:49 PM
wow. whoever added the "Muttonhead is a douche", the joke's on you. My name doesn't have a capital M.

hahahaha, Gavel is a toolbag.
Gee, did you consult to your 3rd grade classmates just to come up with that insult?

▀ub
11-15-2008, 11:53 PM
Gee, did you consult to your 3rd grade classmates just to come up with that insult?
ouch, that one hurt.

where's the poll option for Gavel being a T-bag?

Covalence
11-15-2008, 11:57 PM
what does gavel being a packet of lipton tea have to do with anything

angelina jolie is decent looking

Bonk
11-16-2008, 03:30 AM
Muttonhead has totally won me over with his awesome wit.

2-D
11-16-2008, 03:54 AM
hahahaha, Gavel is a toolbag.
oh shit gravel, he called you a... a.. a uh, toolbag.. hmm. how is that an insult?

where's the poll option for Gavel being a T-bag?

oh shit gravel, if you dip yourself in some hot water a few times you turn water into tea, shit bro, this muttonfaggot sure has you pinned down on insults.

just quit while you're behind.

MoD
11-16-2008, 06:41 AM
I lol'd at the 188 people calling Muttonhead a cocksucker.

Gavel
11-16-2008, 08:13 AM
Well hey, at least I can be served hot or cold and with a lovely lemon wedge on the top. Or, in terms of your other "insult", have many sharp and manly tools at my disposal.

You on the other hand...well...I haven't heard anyone ever enjoying a cold douching or a cold cocksucking. And I don't think sharp rotating objects enhances them either.

MoD
11-16-2008, 08:22 AM
Gavel, bondage and BDSM, in response to your last remark.

▀ub
11-16-2008, 10:22 AM
Well hey, at least I can be served hot or cold and with a lovely lemon wedge on the top. Or, in terms of your other "insult", have many sharp and manly tools at my disposal.
That unbeliveably witty of you. There's no way I saw that comming.


You on the other hand...well...I haven't heard anyone ever enjoying a cold cocksucking.

What? You think I suck roosters?

zawmbee
11-16-2008, 10:27 AM
HER LiPS ARE RIDICULOUS! >:(

Mantha
11-16-2008, 10:46 AM
Suck roosters? Suck roosters?

I've been watching you for a couple of days and all you do is being a nuisance. I've had it.


Also, I lol'd at the t-bag insult.

MoD
11-16-2008, 10:59 AM
I'm gonna tea bag Muttonhead now, okay?

zawmbee
11-16-2008, 11:01 AM
And muttonhead is out of here.

Jeremy
11-16-2008, 11:50 AM
The wicked witch is dead.....

Gavel
11-16-2008, 03:10 PM
What? You think I suck roosters?
No, I'm almost certain I said cocks. In case you haven't realized by now, many words in the English language are synonymous to other words, especially slang words like "cock" or "fag". So that stupid thing where you're pointing out a definition of a word because you're too stupid to realize that it has another meaning only makes you look like an even bigger idiot.

And thanks for stealing my kill, Mantha >:(

I wouldn't want to be playing CS on your team

Narcotic Jew
11-16-2008, 11:54 PM
Muttonhead got ****ing owned in his own thread.

Mantha
11-17-2008, 12:02 AM
Sorry, mate. I figured, what's the use in explaining him his mistakes in paragraphs while he's partially illiterate?

It's a 1 day ban. If he ain't showing any signs of improvement, he's all yours ...

2-D
11-17-2008, 12:44 AM
cold cocksucking, hmm.

sounds interesting.

LongArm
11-17-2008, 12:55 AM
Muttonhead got ****ing owned in his own thread.

He got one day of ownage.

▀ub
11-17-2008, 05:21 PM
No, I'm almost certain I said cocks. In case you haven't realized by now, many words in the English language are synonymous to other words, especially slang words like "cock" or "fag".
Kinda like how "toolbag" has a different meaning than a bag of tools, and "T-bag" isn't really tea.

So that stupid thing where you're pointing out a definition of a word because you're too stupid to realize that it has another meaning only makes you look like an even bigger idiot.

LakE
11-17-2008, 05:25 PM
I want to change my vote to: muttonhead is also a cocksucker. It wasn't there when I made a decision.

Gavel
11-17-2008, 05:58 PM
Kinda like how "toolbag" has a different meaning than a bag of tools, and "T-bag" isn't really tea.
"toolbag" was a made-up word by you and t-bag is a verb. I don't see how anyone can be a "sticking your genitals into someone's mouth".

▀ub
11-17-2008, 06:27 PM
The "T" in T-Bag stands for tool.

Gavel
11-17-2008, 06:34 PM
Then it's the same god damn word, also made up by you.

That pretty much ruins its credibility as an insult.

▀ub
11-17-2008, 06:44 PM
I don't care because ANGELINA JOLIE IS FUCKING HOT!!!

2-D
11-17-2008, 06:45 PM
The "T" in T-Bag stands for tool.

t-bag has never ****ing stood for toolbag, faggot

Vincent
11-17-2008, 06:46 PM
I don't care because ANGELINA JOLIE IS FUCKING HOT!!!

You truly are an ediote...

Gavel
11-17-2008, 06:46 PM
I don't care because ANGELINA JOLIE IS FUCKING HOT!!!
Her face is like a diamondback rattlesnake. They should call her Angle-lina Jolie.

LakE
11-17-2008, 06:47 PM
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Pb_bagwell.png

Gavel
11-17-2008, 06:49 PM
I haven't seen Prison Break in over a year.

▀ub
11-17-2008, 06:53 PM
t-bag has never ****ing stood for toolbag, faggot
it can stand for whatever the fuck I want, faggot.

LakE
11-17-2008, 06:55 PM
I haven't seen Prison Break in over a year.

Yeah, I haven't seen it for a while myself, actually. But all the "T-Bag" stuff just brought him to mind.

Gavel
11-17-2008, 07:04 PM
it can stand for whatever the fuck I want, faggot.
Yeah sure it can, Webster. As I said before, why don't you just make up your own language. Then you can make up as many insults as you want.

2-D
11-17-2008, 07:11 PM
it can stand for whatever the fuck I want, faggot.

mm hmm, just keep trying to cover up your mistakes, never admit you make any though, faggot.

▀ub
11-17-2008, 07:14 PM
mm hmm, just keep trying to cover up your mistakes, never admit you make any though, faggot.
It wasn't a mistake fuckface. I'll admit my mistakes though, like sleeping with your mom.

BUUUUURRNNN.

Gavel
11-17-2008, 07:17 PM
It wasn't a mistake fuckface. I'll admit my mistakes though, like sleeping with your mom.

BUUUUURRNNN.
Oh wow, a your mom joke. Look who's just graduated the 3rd grade.

I really feel like I should ban muttonjeff right now but at the same time I really feel like I need a good laugh.

▀ub
11-17-2008, 07:19 PM
I'm gonna ban you first.

LakE
11-17-2008, 07:19 PM
Don't ban him Gavel, it's interesting seeing him dig a deeper hole for himself. Thinking he's going to strike gold at any moment.

Such an innocent mind.

▀ub
11-17-2008, 07:22 PM
Don't ban him Gavel, it's interesting seeing him dig a deeper hole for himself. Thinking he's going to strike gold at any moment.

Oooh, nice extended metaphor.

Gavel
11-17-2008, 07:30 PM
Wow now he's just being dumb. Oh wait...

▀ub
11-17-2008, 07:32 PM
I think it's safe to say this is the best thread ever.

Gavel
11-17-2008, 07:36 PM
This is like the 5 stages of death thing, accept in retardation form.

Vincent
11-17-2008, 07:42 PM
I think it's safe to say this is the shittiest thread ever.

Fixed .

LakE
11-17-2008, 07:52 PM
Shittiest is spelled with 2 T's.

Vincent
11-17-2008, 08:06 PM
Fixed .

dawG
11-24-2008, 02:08 PM
She is good looking but, honestly she isn't prettier than Megan Fox.