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Nodd
12-08-2008, 10:43 AM
I'm not talkin' 'bout bugs.
I'm talkin' 'bout animals at least the size of rabbits, or larger.

you sick fucks

zawmbee
12-08-2008, 10:46 AM
I killed my canary, gave it a shower and left it there ;-;
R.I.P HOLLY!

Cosmonaut
12-08-2008, 10:47 AM
Never have, hopefully never will.

Mantha
12-08-2008, 11:02 AM
Nope. And I don't even intend to.

Nodd
12-08-2008, 11:05 AM
that's because you're a beautiful person, mantha

zawmbee
12-08-2008, 11:06 AM
Her avatar tells a different story ;3

Mantha
12-08-2008, 11:08 AM
Her avatar tells a different story ;3
That's Nosferatu the vampire. He eats bad people.

<3 Nodd

Cosmonaut
12-08-2008, 02:37 PM
that's because you're a beautiful person, mantha
Am I'm not pretty too? :Cry:

Chunky
12-08-2008, 03:11 PM
i killed a bear because it attacked me does that count?

WITH YOUR BEAR HANDS LOL

Gray
12-08-2008, 03:45 PM
I killed my friends bunny once.

I was at his house, and his bunny was sleeping. I droped my books right next to it, and it died of shock.

I lol'd, he cried, and jim pee'd himself a little.

Deathbat.
12-08-2008, 04:10 PM
I go shooting.

So, Yes.

Omega
12-08-2008, 04:33 PM
I killed a frog once, by accident. I thought it was some sort of mutant moving leaf.

But no, I have never intentionally killed an actual animal.

Narcotic Jew
12-08-2008, 05:04 PM
No .

Myself
12-08-2008, 05:18 PM
I killed a turkey once.

Kitsune
12-08-2008, 06:09 PM
I once thought I'd experiment with the feeling of power over another living soul, so last year I took a kitten from my cat's litter and snapped it's neck 360 degrees. I still hear the crackling noise when I sleep.

Or I never killed a mammal. A fish, ja, but nothing else but bugs.

Jeremy
12-08-2008, 06:27 PM
Never !

STUFF
12-08-2008, 07:02 PM
I once thought I'd experiment with the feeling of power over another living soul, so last year I took a kitten from my cat's litter and snapped it's neck 360 degrees. I still hear the crackling noise when I sleep.

Or I never killed a mammal. A fish, ja, but nothing else but bugs.

If you're serious, **** you!

Also, never, but when I was very young and I was at the park, this white guy in his 20s, I'd say, gave some kid a pigeon that couldn't fly or walk, so the kid takes it and puts it upside down in a brown paper bag after the white guy leaves, fills it with water, and shook it until the pigeon died.

I actually felt very bad for the pigeon.

Kitsune
12-08-2008, 07:09 PM
If you're serious, **** you!

I'm...... not?

StrunG
12-08-2008, 07:10 PM
I was about to kill a bat the other day but then I realized it might be Stuff's grandma. So no, I haven't intentionally killed an animal.

Kitsune
12-08-2008, 07:14 PM
Stuff's grandma
OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Served!!! SERVED WATSUP HOMIE!!!

I hate my school so fucking hard.

STUFF
12-08-2008, 07:16 PM
I was about to kill a bat the other day but then I realized it might be Stuff's grandma. So no, I haven't intentionally killed an animal.

Oh shit rofl

What's funny is that not too long ago, I told my friends that same story.

edit: Kitsune, you're a retard

I mean that in the least offensive way possible faggot

Kitsune
12-08-2008, 07:25 PM
edit: Kitsune, you're a retard

I mean that in the least offensive way possible faggot

lol .

LongArm
12-08-2008, 11:42 PM
I did not killed any animals around here ! I swear ! *runs* you'll never take me alive bitches ! *falls over*

Okay I didn't killed one, seriously. Animals in our neighborhood are damn ghetto, their the ones who kill.

Narcotic Jew
12-08-2008, 11:58 PM
you must live near bears then

LongArm
12-09-2008, 12:02 AM
you must live near bears then

Not bears, zombie stuff toys and some snakes.

Krob
12-09-2008, 05:39 PM
I've hunted for boars before.

Sunder Forge
12-09-2008, 05:47 PM
I killed 6 preschoolers the other day.
They had it coming.

American Patriot
12-09-2008, 08:55 PM
I killed 6 preschoolers the other day.
They had it coming.


No you/they didn't.

Slayer
12-09-2008, 11:03 PM
I never wanted to.

I went rabbit hunting with my dad, not planning on finding any. We ended up seeing a few, I took aim, shot and hit it(surprisingly). We walked up to it, I started to realize what I had actually done, and I felt terrible. I actually came very close to crying that day.

Phosphorus
12-10-2008, 10:46 AM
Almost, but no.

There was some stray cat that was wondering throughtout the neighborhood's backyards, and it kept shitting all over the place. So I threw a rock at it and missed it's head by an inch or so. Haven't seen the cat since.

Wtf
12-10-2008, 10:51 AM
...men, that chicken was tasty.

Sunder Forge
12-10-2008, 04:34 PM
No you/they didn't.

Can someone kill this guy?
I'm strictly preschoolers.

Nodd
12-10-2008, 06:57 PM
I never wanted to.

I went rabbit hunting with my dad, not planning on finding any. We ended up seeing a few, I took aim, shot and hit it(surprisingly). We walked up to it, I started to realize what I had actually done, and I felt terrible. I actually came very close to crying that day.

this is why I'm never going hunting.

Slayer
12-10-2008, 07:00 PM
I was younger. I don't think I'd ever go again.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
12-10-2008, 07:04 PM
I don't consider humans to be animals, so no.

Beta
12-10-2008, 08:52 PM
I haven't, but I intend to in the near future.
I dunno, bro.

ernheim
12-12-2008, 05:56 AM
No, who kills stuff?
this is a pretty weird topic... glad to see 80% vote for no

Automaton
12-22-2008, 10:34 AM
I slayed a dragon once.

Apart from that, no...

My friends have though :(

Apples
12-22-2008, 10:40 AM
Ive killed flies.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
12-22-2008, 10:56 AM
I slayed a dragon once.
you....WHAT?!?! !

Sacred
12-22-2008, 11:03 AM
Not even an ant, I only poke sticks in the ant piles to watch the little guys crawl around.

Steyene
12-23-2008, 07:24 AM
Gone rabbiting with PVC pipe and a dog. Although it is mostly mercy killings, thank to Myxomatosis, they are too sick to move, so a quick bash on the head fixes em. :[ They don't twitch anymore.

MoD
01-03-2009, 09:26 AM
Me and a friend killed a boar once, with a rifle, does that count?

Beta
01-03-2009, 11:33 AM
I killed a human with my BEAR hands, because I'm a bear.

MoD
01-03-2009, 11:47 AM
**** yeah bear rampage.

Beta
01-03-2009, 12:27 PM
ragebearpage

new social networking site

paradox
01-24-2009, 12:04 PM
I killed Manbearpig.....then I came out of my trip.

Sacred
01-30-2009, 04:06 PM
Ive killed a harmless chick does that count?
Ah...Remember it just like yesterday I was really mad cause my computer
is infected with this fake rogue software called SpywareGuard 2008.
I shouldnt really describe to you what the little chick look like when I throw a big stone on it the sound was like swiish!LOL I know its disturbing!

**** you.

That's not something to joke about.

Rombie
01-31-2009, 12:50 AM
I'm not talkin' 'bout bugs.
I'm talkin' 'bout animals at least the size of rabbits, or larger.

you sick fucks
Sadly I have. I'm not explaining though.

artha14
02-16-2009, 02:30 PM
I did but I was payed...

Buttons
02-20-2009, 09:20 AM
Yes. My yard used to have a lot of squirrels and bunnies eating our vegitation. So me and my brother got out our pump/spring powered (1000 FPS with 10 pumps) BB guns. (Metal BBs) We killed a couple so they would stop humping like jesus and now its all good. People these days have to many emotions.

live2wrestle
02-20-2009, 06:58 PM
i go hunting so yes i do frequently kill animals

pandemic2pwner54
02-23-2009, 08:23 PM
i killed a squerrl once cause it looked at me wrond its brains were on tha tree behind it ima killer shot wit a 30/30

Sacred
02-23-2009, 09:52 PM
i killed a squerrl once cause it looked at me wrond its brains were on tha tree behind it ima killer shot wit a 30/30

You sick freak, that typing will scare the crap out of anyone.

Chunky
02-24-2009, 10:23 AM
if you dont count bugs then i'm fine.

Automaton
02-24-2009, 10:35 AM
I once killed a nigger, he was ****ing wit ma hoe.

sasuke21
02-25-2009, 11:49 AM
oops i voted wrong, i didnt read the main post, the reason that i voted "oh god, yes" was that ive killed so many bugs that i have lost count.
i actually have a bugkiller that send electricity through the bugs!

Narcotic Jew
02-25-2009, 03:54 PM
No. And I don't want to intentionally kill animals. I'm a peaceful man.

artha14
02-25-2009, 04:52 PM
I once killed a nigger, he was ****ing wit ma hoe.

Isn't that nice. -_-

Malskaer
03-04-2009, 11:49 AM
I never wanted to.

I went rabbit hunting with my dad, not planning on finding any. We ended up seeing a few, I took aim, shot and hit it(surprisingly). We walked up to it, I started to realize what I had actually done, and I felt terrible. I actually came very close to crying that day.

Aww I have a rabbit, I would never kill that :(

And yes Fluxinator I ****ed your girl, you're probably still screaming "**** tha free world".

Sun
03-04-2009, 12:07 PM
Never killed an animal, and don't want to either.

New Generation
03-04-2009, 12:30 PM
noe\ .

Automaton
03-04-2009, 12:34 PM
Aww I have a rabbit, I would never kill that :(

And yes Fluxinator I ****ed your girl, you're probably still screaming "**** tha free world".

You're dead, shut up nigger bitch.

Ampersand
03-04-2009, 04:24 PM
We caught a mouse at a friend's house once.

We took it to the back porch and killed it with sparklers and firecrackers.

Nodd
03-04-2009, 05:30 PM
We caught a mouse at a friend's house once.

We took it to the back porch and killed it with sparklers and firecrackers.

this post makes me very sad inside

Myself
03-04-2009, 06:28 PM
I boom headshot'd a turkey with a bow.

The funny thing is, I wasn't aiming for the turkey D:

torjus
05-10-2009, 10:11 AM
i have killed many rabbits we had over 20 and we had our own little farm and frequently we made rabbit stew/soup and i killed a couple of the rabbits and then skinned them for so chopping the head off with an ake, how i did it was to first stab their head with a knife and twist the knife around. and then cut the throat and shake it around so the blood goes out. and then chop the head and feet of with an axe and to the last rip the skin of with my hands. and i have watched some friends cutting the throat of a sheep because it was caught in a old fence and when we helped him get loose he could not walk since he had broken both his front feet.

Chunky
05-10-2009, 10:14 AM
thanks for sharing that man, im better for it now

LakE
05-10-2009, 10:20 AM
i have killed many rabbits we had over 20 and we had our own little farm and frequently we made rabbit stew/soup and i killed a couple of the rabbits and then skinned them for so chopping the head off with an ake, how i did it was to first stab their head with a knife and twist the knife around. and then cut the throat and shake it around so the blood goes out. and then chop the head and feet of with an axe and to the last rip the skin of with my hands. and i have watched some friends cutting the throat of a sheep because it was caught in a old fence and when we helped him get loose he could not walk since he had broken both his front feet.

A man is trapped in a fence, you help him free but he cannot walk due to having broken legs. What do you do?

MaxZ
05-10-2009, 10:21 AM
Go left.

Schwa
05-10-2009, 11:01 AM
A man is trapped in a fence, you help him free but he cannot walk due to having broken legs. What do you do?

Men are not sheep.

Oh wai-

LakE
05-10-2009, 12:01 PM
Yeah, they are not sheep.

Vacuum
05-11-2009, 08:20 AM
Damn no!


I hate people that do ANY harm to cats/dogs/etc.

I have several cats myself.