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▀ub
12-23-2008, 01:18 AM
Open for discussion. The picks are in order from left to right in correspondence with the poll order.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/thumb/a/ab/CaptainFalconArtwork.jpg/200px-CaptainFalconArtwork.jpg http://www.mcnblogs.com/filmfatale/Frylock.jpg
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/pizzapete212/rambo_17_04_2006.jpg http://www.freewebs.com/wcwtna4life/chad_johnson.jpg http://www.8thwood.com/images/ray-charles.jpghttp://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/pictures/images/Bruce-Lee13.jpghttp://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/11/scarface_million.jpghttp://mkw.mortalkombatonline.com/mka/cutout/raiden.png
http://csertoglu.typepad.com/sortipreneur/images/michael_jordan.jpghttp://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w268/metal_head_1989/Michael_Myers.gif
http://www.janharloff.de/pictures/blade.GIFhttp://joelamoroney.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/buzz.jpg
http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/dukenukem3dbox.jpghttp://thegame21x.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/solid-snake.jpg
http://www.timmykkramp.com/BatmanVillains/SolomonGrundy.jpg

Gavel
12-23-2008, 01:31 AM
Didn't Chad Johnson change his last name to Ocho Cinco?

Beta
12-23-2008, 01:33 AM
Where's solomon grundy?

▀ub
12-23-2008, 01:35 AM
Didn't Chad Johnson change his last name to Ocho Cinco?
yes, but I didn't want the confusion so I put Ocho Cinco in parenthesis.

edit: fuck, I can't believe I forgot Duke Nukem.

Gavel
12-23-2008, 01:37 AM
Where's solomon grundy?
No, that's my thing and it only works when out of context.


yes, but I didn't want the confusion so I put Ocho Cinco in parenthesis.
true

Steyene
12-23-2008, 01:37 AM
Solomon Grundy, is the best.

But second best is blade for the following reasons

He is black
He is undead
He uses a katana
His coat
His glasses
He is Wesly Snipes

Scarecrow
12-23-2008, 02:00 AM
RAIDEN WINS

LN3uq
12-23-2008, 02:00 AM
For me it's between Scarface and Jordan

I went with the former

Nukem
12-23-2008, 02:02 AM
Duke Nukem for obvious reasons

Krob
12-23-2008, 02:19 AM
Snake .

LakE
12-23-2008, 02:21 AM
So, you have:
http://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/pictures/images/Bruce-Lee13.jpg
But not:
http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/j/jet_li/thumbnails/tn2_jet_li_2.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFNaG9kLuqnTmK-Bdo6PK9KF8L2FA
And, you totally missed out:
http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/artman2/uploads/1/jason-statham.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGlwxGJKr7fcFyJaNIG_LuY50Anqw

Jet Li was way badass in Kiss of the Dragon. Jason Statham speaks for himself.

Mantha
12-23-2008, 02:46 AM
Blade, 'cause Wesley Snipes is badass.

I almost voted for Michael Myers and then I realised you probably mean the idiot from "Halloween".

zawmbee
12-23-2008, 07:37 AM
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Or buzzlighyear, either - both are badass :D

Gyohdon
12-23-2008, 09:10 AM
I wanted to go with micheal, but you did the micheal that was less badass.
EDIT: Lol, Manthur and I think alike =P


Capt. Falcon because;
- You need to show him your moves
- He buttrapes
- His Falcon PUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- He actually farts fire to kick down
- He's the only pink-gay character in Super smash bros melee who's movements are actually gay.

So he's bad(with)ass.

zawmbee
12-23-2008, 09:27 AM
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE, has all of those features, and more.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
12-23-2008, 10:42 AM
I voted for Buzz.

Also, no Chuck Norris?

Buttons
12-23-2008, 10:46 AM
Yea, wheres the Chuck?


I'm not gonna vote until Chuck is up there.

Benja
12-23-2008, 10:58 AM
Bruce ****in' Lee

Bruce Lee would own Churck Norris at any time

http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/B/brucelee4.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

▀ub
12-23-2008, 02:17 PM
So, you have:

But not:

And, you totally missed out:

Jet Li was way badass in Kiss of the Dragon. Jason Statham speaks for himself.
Dude, Bruce Lee is the greatest fighter who ever lived. Never compare him to Jet Li who used stupid wires and shit, they're not even in the same league.

And yeah Jason Statham is badass, but not badass enough to make the list.

edit: Chuck Norris is a pussy, when will the stupid jokes end?

Nukem
12-23-2008, 03:07 PM
"IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT" if the 90's game is not praised. Wheres Michele Phelps up there?

▀ub
12-23-2008, 03:33 PM
we need more votes. I can't believe buzz lightyear is winning :D

zawmbee
12-23-2008, 03:49 PM
Why?
He ****ing rocks.

▀ub
12-23-2008, 04:00 PM
http://api.ning.com/files/fGFCClADXuIZZwPOSKD33J8-YG0h53Vkubzu31S9Ib4_/lightyear.jpg

Dudeman
12-23-2008, 04:16 PM
Rambo can be melted down into liquid bad ass.


Buzz lightyear is a toy. Rambo is ****ING BEAST (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLI0gAQtsIU&feature=related)

Benja
12-23-2008, 04:42 PM
video no longer available.. ;(

Dudeman
12-23-2008, 04:45 PM
video no longer available.. ;(Umm. There might just be a location difference because it works fine for me.

Just hit up youtube and search for rambo. The evidence is everywhere.

▀ub
12-23-2008, 04:46 PM
Rambo can be melted down into liquid bad ass.


Buzz lightyear is a toy. Rambo is ****ING BEAST (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLI0gAQtsIU&feature=related)
I love that scene.

Wtf
12-23-2008, 04:52 PM
Hey, where's my name?

Benja
12-23-2008, 05:02 PM
Umm. There might just be a location difference because it works fine for me.

Just hit up youtube and search for rambo. The evidence is everywhere.

Well..nevertheless, he shouldn't be on the list - Rambo's cheating. He's high on steroids.

▀ub
12-23-2008, 05:16 PM
Well..nevertheless, he shouldn't be on the list - Rambo's cheating. He's high on steroids.

Sylvestor Stallone is on roids, but Rambo is just fucking huge.

notmaggot
12-23-2008, 05:17 PM
duke nukem ftw.
hes so badass he doesnt even know when his own game is coming out. thats pretty hardcore.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
12-23-2008, 05:32 PM
All I can say is...


TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!

Deathwish
12-23-2008, 05:57 PM
Between Mister Montana and Snake.

Hmm, seeing as I've been replaying mgs1 I went for Snake?
Snake!?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

LakE
12-24-2008, 07:04 AM
Dude, Bruce Lee is the greatest fighter who ever lived. Never compare him to Jet Li who used stupid wires and shit, they're not even in the same league.

And yeah Jason Statham is badass, but not badass enough to make the list.

edit: Chuck Norris is a pussy, when will the stupid jokes end?

I was saying; You have Bruce Lee (Who, I admit is the most badass on that list) but you don't have others who are badass. Like Jet Li and Jason Statham.
As these are fictional characters that are on that list (not all, but atleast 90%) then by the fictional outlook Jet Li has a fictional amount of badassery that should put him on that list.
Jason Statham should be on that list because he's just plain ****ing awesome and English.

Lixu
12-24-2008, 08:00 AM
Faaalcoooonn --- PAAAWNCH

Raffi
12-24-2008, 12:14 PM
TIIIIIIMME PAARADOOOOX

Chunky
12-24-2008, 02:27 PM
raiden

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1400000/raiden-metal-gear-solid-1474360-452-362.jpg

SO BADASS

wheres revolver ocelot?

Gavel
12-24-2008, 02:32 PM
Are you kidding me? Raiden is practically a chick with a dick.

Deathwish
12-24-2008, 06:56 PM
Are you kidding me? Raiden is practically a chick with a dick.

RAIDEN NEVER HAPPENED!

LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Slayer
12-24-2008, 07:22 PM
Buzz Lightyear and Captain Falcon are tied.
http://joelamoroney.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/buzz.jpg and http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/thumb/a/ab/CaptainFalconArtwork.jpg/200px-CaptainFalconArtwork.jpg

Are tied.

▀ub
12-24-2008, 07:45 PM
raiden

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1400000/raiden-metal-gear-solid-1474360-452-362.jpg

SO BADASS

wheres revolver ocelot?

Dude, THIS is the Raiden in the poll, not that faggy cunt. This is why I included pics for everyone.

Edit: I'm suprised, I thought I was the only one who thought Buzz Lightyear was badass.

http://mkw.mortalkombatonline.com/mka/cutout/raiden.png

Chunky
12-25-2008, 05:06 AM
i was obviously kidding ;)

Ampersand
12-25-2008, 05:04 PM
Awesome spike in the Bruce Lee count guys, keep it up.

He's the most badass mofugga ever.

Slayer
12-26-2008, 03:12 AM
Buzz is winning.

Kitsune
12-26-2008, 09:36 AM
Mike Myers is losing......

zawmbee
12-26-2008, 05:04 PM
Wait...WHERE THE **** IS CAPTAIN HOOK?
http://www.wavecrest.org.uk/wavecrest/Quest%20tease%2010_files/image031.jpg
u maek hem mad >:(

iJeax
12-27-2008, 01:45 PM
Scarface .

Gavel
12-27-2008, 08:01 PM
You know, Scarface isn't his name, it's just the name of the movie. The only person who made a reference to his scars was that cop at the beginning of the movie asking him questions

▀ub
12-27-2008, 09:23 PM
You know, Scarface isn't his name, it's just the name of the movie. The only person who made a reference to his scars was that cop at the beginning of the movie asking him questions
Aye, but you could call him scarface because that's his nick name.

edit: buzz and captain falcon are still tied.

Gavel
12-27-2008, 09:51 PM
True. It's just that when I think of that nickname, I think of Al Capone since it was his nickname.

iJeax
12-28-2008, 03:45 AM
I know dude haha I've seen that movie many times. Tony Montana

sss
12-28-2008, 05:04 AM
snake .

Nebakenezzer
12-28-2008, 03:48 PM
Bill Brasky is a ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. Did you ever hear about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

Brasky would put on a white tie & tails & walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly & taught it to fetch & dial a phone. Then one day it bit the maid, so with tears in his eyes Brasky had to shoot the maid.

This one time, Brasky burned a CD with nothing but the sounds of his bowel movements and the screams of his man-servants. It went triple platinum within the month.

I MEAN HE SWEATS GATORADE FOR GODSAKE.

HIS BOWELS ARE THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH! HE ONCE ATE A 85 YEAROLD MAN AND SHAT OUT A TODDLER.

Brasky could best any of these little basterds..
Best damn salesman that ever lived.

StrunG
12-28-2008, 04:14 PM
This thread is lacking of Jack Bauer.

I voted for Rambo by default.

Nebakenezzer
12-28-2008, 06:47 PM
it is lacking bill brasky.

Slayer
12-29-2008, 02:53 PM
Also lacks James Bond/Daniel Craig.

Kitsune
12-29-2008, 03:51 PM
Does it really matter what it lacks? He used the maximum amount of choices in a poll and you can make a "Who is the Most badassV2" yourself. ":/

Socks
12-29-2008, 05:30 PM
Where is Bob Saget?

Gavel
12-29-2008, 10:04 PM
Where is Bob Saget?
Bob Saget is TV cancer and that Jaime Kennedy song is a lie

Slayer
12-30-2008, 03:36 PM
Yeah, Kitsune, because Buzz Lightyear is more appropriate than an actual badass.

Nukem
12-30-2008, 11:06 PM
Does it really matter what it lacks? He used the maximum amount of choices in a poll and you can make a "Who is the Most badassV2" yourself. ":/
there are still several people on the list that haven't gotten a vote by this time yet, he could just replace those with the more preferred awesome people.
I still root for the Duke
how is this...
http://www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/duke_nukem_004.jpg
not badass?

Nebakenezzer
12-31-2008, 04:01 AM
because hes wearing a skin tight V-neck shirt like a emo juicing faggot.. malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich

billster-knight
12-31-2008, 10:07 AM
rambo doesnt look like rambo when he was young, he's old now :|

Socks
01-01-2009, 08:07 PM
Bob Saget is TV cancer and that Jaime Kennedy song is a lie
Before TV, Bob Saget was a pornstar for Monster Cocks, for proof go check out his filmography.

Automaton
01-01-2009, 08:20 PM
RAMBO. HE CAN TAKE ON A ****ING ARMY. CAN BRUCE LEEE DO THAT? NO...

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zawmbee
01-02-2009, 08:58 AM
Yes he could.

MoD
01-02-2009, 05:06 PM
Bruce lee would get his ass filled with lead in seconds.


I want to see him karate chop his way out of that shit

zawmbee
01-02-2009, 05:36 PM
He'd show you >:[

Dudeman
01-02-2009, 06:24 PM
Woah Rambo got 7 votes? Cool. I was the lone rambo voter for awhile.


WHEN YOU'RE PUSHED, KILLING IS AS EASY AS BREATHING (for rambo not anyone else)

MoD
01-02-2009, 06:31 PM
He'd show you >:[
He'd show me his mighty fine skills of getting the living shit blown out of him by mounted machine gun turrets.

Nukem
01-03-2009, 12:33 AM
This is not awesome
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c42/ThumbsUpMaster/ea585958a800d6a5_IMAGE.jpg
seriously
and no the Duke is not wearing a v-neck, hes just epicly buff :D

2-D
01-03-2009, 12:41 AM
looks pretty awesome to me

zawmbee
01-03-2009, 06:28 AM
Everyone knows pink is the most manly colour, fag.

Malskaer
01-09-2009, 07:35 AM
Michael Jorden is badass.

▀ub
01-09-2009, 05:18 PM
w00t, 60 votes.

poor ocho cinco....

Gavel
01-09-2009, 05:21 PM
That's because everyone here is a bunch of anti-sports faggots

Malskaer
01-10-2009, 01:30 PM
- I voted Michael Jordan?

paradox
01-24-2009, 11:54 AM
3 wordz..... chuck norris

Scarecrow
01-25-2009, 12:22 AM
that's two words you ****ing moron

Wartooth
01-25-2009, 02:00 AM
How is this not badass.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/dogrina/Band%20Tour%2005/39c0.jpg

Slayer
01-25-2009, 02:04 AM
It's not badass because it ****ing stretched the **** out of my screen.

Automaton
01-25-2009, 04:04 PM
Why the hell isn't Jack Bauer on there?

Slayer
01-25-2009, 04:08 PM
I didn't know Frylock was there.

Darc
01-26-2009, 07:13 PM
WHAR'S CHUCK NORRIS.

Otherwise... Captain Falcon (http://www.falconpunch.org).

live2wrestle
02-20-2009, 07:34 PM
Rambo is most badass on this list and another person that should be on the list is sergeant Hartman from full metal jacket

artha14
02-20-2009, 10:44 PM
lols wheres chuck norris? Bruce lee should win this. because he's BRUCE LEE! lol.

Narcotic Jew
02-20-2009, 10:47 PM
lols wheres chuck norris? Bruce lee should win this. because he's BRUCE LEE! lol.

yeah n0bs wher is cuhck norris?? l;ol hes so strong. he gfrows fists outta his beerd!!