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torjus
03-17-2008, 09:48 AM
soory for posting this. beacause i know i shall try myself. i have already done that. so can someone plz send me a flash document where you have made a good gun like the one in oscar tribute part 2.

so i can study and mark my words. i will not use the gun you will send me. but plz send it as a flash document. because its easier to study the gn then. and try to "copy" it

2-D
03-17-2008, 01:05 PM
I need a gun to keep myself from harm.

Rather Cheesy
03-17-2008, 05:07 PM
Practice will be referred to as "O"
Tutorials in the flash an official tut sections will be referred to as "N"
And skill will be referred to as "OB"

Therefore:

N + O = OB

elite34
03-17-2008, 05:12 PM
Google it .

Cereal Man
03-17-2008, 05:12 PM
I need a gun to keep myself from harm
All the poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
All the poor people are burning in the sun
but they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

In my backpack
I got my act right
In case you act quite difficult
And your resolve weakens
With anger and discontent
Some are seekin in seach of like Nimoy

I'm a peace-loving decoy
Ready for retaliation
I change the whole location
to a pine box six-under
Impulsive-don't ask why or wonder
Orders given unto me is:
strike and I'm thunder
with lightning fast reflexes
on constant alert
from the constant hurt
that seems limitless
[Dirty Harry lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

with no drop in pressure
Seems like everybody's
out to test ya
'til they see your brake
You can't conceal the hate
that consumes you
I'm the reason why you fill up your Isuzu.

Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a 90 days extension
And I'm filled with guilt
From things that I've seen
Your water's from a bottle
mine's from a canteen

At night I hear the shots
Ring so I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life,
it seems to get cheaper
out in the desert
with my street sweeper
The war is over
So said the speaker
with his flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance

(Dance!)
(Dance!)
(Dance!)

I need a gun to keep myself from harm

Gavel
03-17-2008, 05:26 PM
Need a gun, eh? THEN HEAD ON DOWN TO AMMUNATION!

That's right, Ammunation has all the equipment you need to protect your family from the evils of a liberal society: fixed, mounted, and shoulder held submachine guns; mortars; surface-to-air in all manor of heat seeking missiles; and just in to celebrate the Gulf war, pink and blue tracer bullets so you can protect your family in the dark! Start the week off right on "Make My Day" Mondays with 2-for-1 on "maim, scrape, and kill" landmines! Got "Gulf War Syndrome"? Get ten bucks off on all machine gun rentals! Hey, if you love your family, PROVE IT with a gun!

Ammunation: Protecting Your Rights

CriticalDesign
03-17-2008, 05:40 PM
While you are buying guns from Ammu-Nation, come to Park N Pray!

That's right! Park N' Pray, the one and only place for you to Drive Thru and Confess for those awful shootings!

Only $5.00 for a regular confession, and $10.00 for a Cardinal Sin! (God needs money too, ya know!)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/353/70/1600/confessions_billboard.jpg
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/353/70/1600/confessions_billboard.jpg
Park N' Pray, doing it for God. :Happy:


Also! Our limited time offer, child care! Leave your little boy and/or girl with one of our priests and you will know that they are safe in the hands of our priests! They will be kept in a room alone , without cameras or computers, tended to with different games that the priests love to play with them.

Gavel
03-17-2008, 05:45 PM
I thought it was "Pay 'N' Spray", not "Park 'N' Spray".

CriticalDesign
03-17-2008, 05:56 PM
Pay N' Spray is different, this is Park N Pray.

Cereal Man
03-17-2008, 06:02 PM
Spazz, you silly jew, we already knew you knew where guns were.

Omega
03-17-2008, 06:13 PM
While you are buying guns from Ammu-Nation, come to Park N Pray!

That's right! Park N' Pray, the one and only place for you to Drive Thru and Confess for those awful shootings!

Only $5.00 for a regular confession, and $10.00 for a Cardinal Sin! (God needs money too, ya know!)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/353/70/1600/confessions_billboard.jpg

Park N' Pray, doing it for God. :Happy:


Also! Our limited time offer, child care! Leave your little boy and/or girl with one of our priests and you will know that they are safe in the hands of our priests! They will be kept in a room alone , without cameras or computers, tended to with different games that the priests love to play with them.

Shut up. I happen to like Grand Theft Auto.

Gavel
03-17-2008, 06:29 PM
Pay N' Spray is different, this is Park N Pray.
Oh I thought you said "Park 'N' Spray".


Spazz, you silly jew, we already knew you knew where guns were.
You do, but Torjus Condom over here doesn't. Which is why he made this thread.

Überschall
03-17-2008, 06:44 PM
Everyone has the right to bear arms or arm bears or whatever.

Covalence
03-17-2008, 06:44 PM
No I don't have a gun.

I lol'd at Überschall's post.

torjus
03-18-2008, 04:31 AM
dammit guys i need a gun in flash, not in real world. so somebody give me som tips or something like it. because this really doesnt help!!

Komaru
03-18-2008, 03:20 PM
Find an image, buddy. File> import to library.

The Pirate
03-18-2008, 03:29 PM
Everyone has the right to bear arms or arm bears or whatever.

Upon reading that I actually burst out laughing.

2-D
03-19-2008, 02:21 AM
http://www.demopolislive.com/gallery/images/1/1_the_right_to_bear_arms.jpg

Überschall
03-19-2008, 02:47 PM
Holy shit he took it even further