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Scarecrow
02-10-2009, 01:15 AM
ingredients:
- instant coffee (at least 7 teaspoons)
- boiled water
- cream/milk (optional)

step 1: put at least 7 teaspoons of instant coffee in an appropriate mug.
step 2 (for pussies - very optional): add sugar
step 3: add boiling water until the mug is about a third full.
step 4: mix with teaspoon to create a thick sludge. add more coffee if necessary
step 5: add more water to half fill the glass (if you want milk or cream) or 3/4 fill the glass (if you do not want milk or cream)
step 6: add milk, or cream, if desired. optional, and nowhere near as manly.
step 7: drink





post in this thread if you don't die

Myself
02-10-2009, 02:19 AM
Yay, copypasta.

I tried it. Yum.

FOR THE SLIGHTLY LESS MANLY:
1.Milk + Non-instant coffee
2.Shake until consistency is that of brown sand
3.Drink
4.optional - try adding some vanilla ice-cream and blending it, it could be an excellent iced coffee
Quick and easy.

And grainy.

Here's one I made earlier.
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9086/img4909ub3.jpg


It's inside a milk bottle in case you were wondering.

Scarecrow
02-10-2009, 02:35 AM
lol @ step 4 ;)

Myself
02-10-2009, 02:39 AM
: D

Jeremy
02-10-2009, 02:49 AM
Coffee was invented by lucifer himself I heard.

Scarecrow
02-10-2009, 03:06 AM
you mean me?

Jeremy
02-10-2009, 03:11 AM
No I mean the devil in the christian mythos.

Scarecrow
02-10-2009, 03:42 AM
the very same

Exile
02-10-2009, 06:40 AM
What the ****? How can anyone actually enjoy this?

Mantha
02-10-2009, 08:01 AM
Agreed. 7 spoons of coffee? I don't need that much energy.

MoD
02-10-2009, 03:33 PM
Coffee was banned in Germany once.

FOR EXACTLY THIS REASON.

‹berschall
02-10-2009, 03:39 PM
Coffee was banned in Germany once.

FOR EXACTLY THIS REASON.

Where the fuck did you read that kind of bullshit?

MoD
02-10-2009, 04:07 PM
Where the fuck did you read that kind of bullshit?

On the back of a Pot Noodle Soya Sauce Satchet for Beef and mushroom pot noodles


THEREFOR I KNOW IT IS A IRREFUTABLE FACT AND YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE IN BEFORE THE ARGUMENT STARTS

Wtf
02-10-2009, 04:26 PM
Well that was a rewarding experience.

Scarecrow
02-10-2009, 10:15 PM
Agreed. 7 spoons of coffee? I don't need that much energy.

well I goddamn well do

Kieran.
02-11-2009, 11:27 AM
oh my god... what is it with you and your obsession to caffine....

Gavel
02-11-2009, 03:24 PM
oh my god... what is it with you and your obsession with his obsession to caffeine...

Myself
02-11-2009, 03:49 PM
What the ****? How can anyone actually enjoy this?

By sucking it up and being a man.

Kieran.
02-13-2009, 11:04 AM
oh my god... what is it with you and your obsession with his obsession to caffeine...

oh my god... what is it with your obsession to my obsession to his obsession to caffeine...


*btw if anyone is going to flame it me... it was a joke*

Gavel
02-14-2009, 02:15 PM
Will you seriously stop adding that stupid "please dont flame me" shit into every single post you make? If you're so afraid of getting flamed for something you said, don't ****ing say it. Good god, man

Automaton
02-14-2009, 05:03 PM
coffee sucks balls... Drink tea like a man.

Gray
02-14-2009, 05:21 PM
I like hot chocolate

:)

With sprinkles.

Scarecrow
02-15-2009, 03:56 AM
coffee sucks balls... Drink tea like a man.

The relaxation properties of tea render the energizing properties of caffeine useless.

So go away, faget

Strelok
02-15-2009, 12:11 PM
An apple in the morning will keep you awake better than a cup of coffee, actually.

Myself
02-16-2009, 03:32 PM
Apples are too expensive atm.

‹berschall
02-16-2009, 03:58 PM
Apples are too expensive atm.

WORD.

Also, it's not as pleasant as a cup of coffee.

Myself
03-06-2009, 06:13 PM
That is true also.