View Full Version : My hot rhymes.

05-07-2009, 07:33 AM
Seriously though. Sometimes I text battle when I'm bored. So here.

Hail storms on villages with colossal force..
As I navigate the earth on a Herculean horse..
Waves of inferno from echoing hooves..
Ask the gods permission to slay and they approve..
My mind is ingenious, a cybernetic clutter..
Striking fear in cigar-business men to the rats in the gutter..
Pathetic ****ing parasites, my knowledge smashes your cranium..
At birth, they injected me with mercury and uranium..
Catch me in the stadium, ripping a gladiatorís limbs off..
I go toe to toe with an outer-planetary behemoth..
The Great Old Ones vanquished me to earth..
I spread nightmarish plagues, and punch women while they give birth..

Whoís that dude that detached Jupiter from itís planetary axis?..
The same guy who destroyed Thor with his own hammer and war axes..
A complex being, with the ability to shape your skull into a polygon..
Challenging evil in itís purest form? That was folly son..
My punches hit like a enhanced version of Forest Griffin and Zeus..
Visional impairments my lines produce, and your fear gives me the stimuli boost..
Go to your sonís school and steal his lunch, Thorís hammer canít match my Falcon Punch..
Gave this dude the evil eye..and left his spine broken and humped..
Head juiced like grape fruit, I rape charity groups..
Leave this guyís neck squeezed together so all you hear is a pussyified war whoop..
Dude, you ****ing look like a Preppy Version of T-Pain..Dreads need to be reframed..
Vertical katana cut leaves a visible paradigm of your brain..
Iím the offspring of gods, I can control flora with my will..
Vines inject into your veins and turn your cells into chlorophyll..
Riding in an army of boars and berserkers, inflicting pain thatís much more then a tear jerker..
Harder then Artic Yak herders, your in an complex and awkward position like a cybernetic corner worker..

****ing Christ, this bitch won due to a no-show now I have to crush her..
Digesting insects like ant rushers, vibrant colors leak through your skull like fruit gushers..
Lyrical juggernaut, slap a steel bar with my nuts and it shatters to fragments..
I leave logical reasoning absent, as I down bottles with soldiers who have Russian accents..
Bitch wonít buy me a chocolate milk? Thatís ok, leave her stuffed with vegetable silk..
Till her skin starts to peel, rip this bitches tits off and replace them with wooden stilts..
Donít meet me in a dark alley, Iíll sacrifice your virginity to stone gargoyles..
I asked TruWiz if she spat or swallowed, and she told me she gargled..
Muay Thai clench, I can get over the thought that I kneed a womanís brain loose..
My vocals collide into your senses with the spirituality and power of slain Jews..
Knocked up on Grey Goose, she spots my dick, tips and slips like ďWhoopsieĒ..
Stop with ďThe VagestyĒ shit, I didnít create an account to be advertised with loose clits and pussies..
High as shit, I canít think of four more bars of grimy lip, that I can rhyme and spit..
Strapped with plastic explosives, all heads turn to me as the timer clicks..
Two lines left, her styleís intense bullshit like intergaltic rodeos..
Sheís staying slow, but hopefully TruWiz can respond to this after she ships off her baby loads..

05-07-2009, 10:36 AM
this rhymes are ****ing horny

05-07-2009, 01:27 PM
you text battle yourself?

05-07-2009, 05:44 PM
No, lol .

05-07-2009, 06:55 PM
They're really interesting to read. I like your use of vocabulary

05-07-2009, 07:38 PM
yeah kind of reminds me of Canibus with the use of the vocab

05-08-2009, 11:49 AM
Sweet rhymes man.
Better then most rappers you hear on MTV for sure.

05-10-2009, 09:36 PM
Illy shit here.

05-13-2009, 04:41 PM
Discrete this beef, a vast lyrical fleet, can’t hide so don’t zip your fly sheet..
The only thing you Eradicate is your foreskin when you beat your meat..
Masturbation jokes, enough to eliminate you from your own tourney, bloke..
Penetrate your anus with a cow poke, observing these bars on a Web page gives computers strokes..
Swish Eradicate around in a wringer, then cloak him in a sweater filled with hornet stingers..
This battle’s got him nauseous, ass reconstructing the sound of a garden sprinkler..
Smash a nail into his thinker, you don’t belong like tourettes victims at a chess club..
I’m a redwood while this ****er’s a flowering shrub. Got snubbed while he was blowing bubbles in the bath tub..
Eradicate needs to grab a date, get a ****ing life, for Christ dudes your virginity’s at state!
Crush this cake into a crepe, kill this maggot and wield together Heaven’s gates..
So you sit eternities in darkness, withering, sort of like your penis I guess..
Squeezing like a garlic press, this guy was the fat kid who got beat up at recess..
Radioactive sound waves spew from my mouth, and possess the mind and spirit..
Present this guy with a challenge, he pokes at it while I spear it..
Disgusting imagery, Eradicate is going to still be digesting this horror for a while like peanuts..
Since birth my mind’s been re-****ed, Pop his man titty B Cups, and bask in the blood that he hiccups..

05-25-2009, 06:55 PM
Krob scares me now

05-30-2009, 09:46 PM
sUPER dUPER good rhymes man!
(see what i did there?)

06-04-2009, 04:16 PM
have you tried saying these out loud? i only read the first bit you posted but the rhyme scheme seems pretty cut-and-paste, and i imagine it'd be boring to hear. like, the flow would be really weak. i hit harder than a shot o smack, baseball bat to the back of ya head - crack! i hit it harder than a pussy. it's a mother****in home run, please don't -push- me.

06-04-2009, 08:30 PM
They gave me a good laugh, but as they progressed they became progressively worse, not in a way of how well you rhymed. In of way of "dang, that's pretty screwed up" kinda thing.

Dude....I think you need some counseling..
Oh nice vocabulary by the way lol.

06-04-2009, 08:46 PM
Dude....I think you need some counseling..

Hahahaha .

06-04-2009, 08:59 PM
Hahahaha .
You act like I was joking.