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General Douchington
11-29-2009, 02:44 AM
I saw that I am Ram comericial and got bored, really bored. Tell me what you think, by the way, it's refering to TF2 if you haven't already noticed.

My name is Heavy, and my fists are strong.
I am fueled by sanviches.
Driven by Medics.
And stopped by no one.
I am a leader, in a strong-willed body.
My fists are strong.
I am a defensive class.
All strength.
All crits.
I am not to capture, but to out-capture.
Not to triumph, but to over-triumph.
I am to support my team, by capturing the points.
My fists are strong.
I push the payload.
The support of my teammates, the praise of my corporation.
The fear of my enemies.
I carry intelligence.
I carry victories.
And I win the rounds, without loss.
My fists are strong.
The payload rails ahead of me are long.
But I know the objective.
I planned out the round, and I'm prepared and ready.
I will not retreat, I will not die.
I will not fall back to spawn.
My name is Heavy, and my fists are strong.

Myself
11-29-2009, 04:08 AM
BABIES .

Cook
11-29-2009, 10:37 AM
I saw that I am Ram comericial and got bored, really bored. Tell me what you think, by the way, it's refering to TF2 if you haven't already noticed.

My name is Heavy, and my fists are strong.
I am fueled by sanviches.
Driven by Medics.
And stopped by no one.
I am a defense, in a strong-willed body.
My fists are strong.
I am a defensive class.
All strength.
All crits.
I am not to do, but to out-do
Not to triumph, but to over-triumph.
I am to support my team, by capturing the points.
My fists are strong.
I push the payload.
The support of my teammates, the praise of my corporation.
The fear of my enemies.
I carry intelligence.
I carry victories.
And I win the rounds, without loss.
My fists are strong.
The payload rails ahead of me are long.
But I know the objective.
I planned out the round, and I'm prepared and ready.
I will not retreat, I will not die.
I will not fall back to spawn.
My name is Heavy, and my fists are strong.

good story bro. but seriously, this is pretty nice.

General Douchington
12-07-2009, 02:02 AM
Bump, made some slight edits.

suicidalbananah
12-07-2009, 10:49 AM
Cool story, bro.

Zero
12-25-2009, 01:40 AM
Mostly the words I mostly see there is "My fists are strong". Other than that nice one.