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Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 07:12 PM
I completely loathe sports, don't ask why I just do. I need to brake a bone in one of my legs (preferably the left one, I am right legged.) so I won't have to enduring the least amount of pain. Help is appreciated.

Flood
12-11-2009, 07:37 PM
this is the stupidest post i've ever seen in my life. put your leg under a moving car or jump off a roof and land one legged, your left on the ground

Devour
12-11-2009, 07:50 PM
Or you could just suck it up instead of being a little baby, and do sports. Its much better for you and will prevent you (if you aren't already) from becoming a fat slob.

Flood
12-11-2009, 07:52 PM
try football. your leg will be broken IN DAYS

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 07:54 PM
I am physically fit, I parkour, freerun, traceur, what ever you want to call it. I hate sports like football, soccer, baseball, etc. I think they are overrated, why should you get paid that much money to throw and catch a ****ing ball?

Flood, thanks for actually staying on topic.

Flood
12-11-2009, 07:56 PM
you wont be able to freerun with a broken leg you dumbass. tell them you don't want to play, jesus christ

The Dude
12-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Breaking his leg gets him out of school, also. lol.

Flood
12-11-2009, 08:00 PM
not necessarily

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 08:16 PM
I don't want to miss school, I am in advanced everything and duel enrolled at a university, if I miss a day I'm screwed. I don't care if I can't parkour for a while. I can't say that I don't want to play because my mom is friends with them out of school, she told them if I ask to quit don't listen.

Flood
12-11-2009, 08:19 PM
then just don't play. if they throw you the ball miss it on purpose if you're as much of a prick as that. obviously you just don't like team sports and is a loner

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 08:36 PM
Track... I understand your concept, the problem with this is my mom is friends with the coach so they will end up talking about this and my mom will punish me.

Waterboy
12-11-2009, 08:54 PM
Team sports are probably the best the for young males in society, I disagree with you wholeheartedly.

Slippery-Q
12-11-2009, 08:59 PM
Yeah, I hate sports too. It's not the fact of being active, they're just all boring as **** in my opinion. You wanna break a bone? Break a few fingers and toes, possibly you're foot. That'll get you out of doing whatever for quite awhile. And it's not hard, either. Drop something real heavy on you're foot, or just kick a wall until you hear/feel something wrong. Hell, break a wrist too. Punch something, like a wall, or a door, or even you're computer screen until you break you're wrist. It doesn't have to be anything major, maybe just a spiral fracture, or even a hair-line fracture. Good luck.

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 09:03 PM
They will make me run with just a hand injury. I also don't hate sports because of exercise, I hate them because they are boring.

mechanical stick
12-11-2009, 09:05 PM
Another way is to run into the woods and get mauled by a bear. CAUTION: this may not work.If it dosen't just run into a tree, ALOT! then of course, you can drop something on yourself(like slippery-q said).

Now crack your silly little bones. (i love sports so...)

Slippery-Q
12-11-2009, 09:07 PM
They will make me run with just a hand injury. I also don't hate sports because of exercise, I hate them because they are boring.

Okay? What about you're foot? I said that too.

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 09:19 PM
I can take pain very well, but is there any way to make the pain not hurt as you do it. My idea was to soak my leg in vinegar for a while, numb with ice, take some Advil, HAMMERTIME.

2-D
12-11-2009, 09:21 PM
I am physically fit, I parkour, freerun, traceur, what ever you want to call it. I hate sports like football, soccer, baseball, etc. I think they are overrated, why should you get paid that much money to throw and catch a ****ing ball?

because people like to watch it, they are entertainers. same reason why actors get paid big bucks for movies and shit.

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 09:22 PM
I would think acting takes more skill than playing with balls.

mechanical stick
12-11-2009, 09:30 PM
Depends what your own skills are... I'm better at sports but plays, I don't get stage fright and i'm, well a little bit good.Not saying I'm good at that crap and I don't really like it.Though i enjoy sports. It feeds my competitive mind.

ha! one more post!

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 09:31 PM
I am not very competitive, I have almost no skills besides sports, how ironic.

Jeremy
12-11-2009, 09:36 PM
Just dont play, easy as that. I mean honestly are like 12 or something? Walk out of practice and dont go back.

mechanical stick
12-11-2009, 09:42 PM
I wouldn't want to get yelled at my coach or my parents..And no this is not my last name..

You get your a back here Myers and when you do! I want fing 500 pushups damn it! there you go

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 09:51 PM
I can't just walk out, I'm not that much of a douche, and I have a conscious.

mechanical stick
12-11-2009, 09:53 PM
exactly! notice i rejected that so you should thank me for that...

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 10:05 PM
I feel like we're drifting away from the topic.

Phosphorus
12-11-2009, 10:12 PM
maybe you should just swallow a handful of pills during practice and hope you dont die.

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 10:24 PM
Or I could do something that wouldn't kill me. I was thinking, I could make myself sick until season was over.

The Dude
12-11-2009, 10:35 PM
Or I could do something that wouldn't kill me. I was thinking, I could make myself sick until season was over.

lol, douche .

Covalence
12-11-2009, 10:42 PM
unless you're doing a relay of some sort, track & field isn't too much of a team thing
stick to doing the 100 metre dash, it's the easiest event for running

you shouldn't resort to bodily harm just to avoid a sport, you sound like one of those guys that can't even take 50 minutes of a phys. ed. class

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 10:52 PM
I exercise frequently, I just find sports very boring.

Covalence
12-11-2009, 10:54 PM
track is running, which you could at least bear with, seeing as you're a traceur
no balls involved

if the fact that it's a sport is bothering you that much, just liken it to a footrace between you and some schoolyard mates during your 3rd year or something

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 11:01 PM
I just want to do this so people will know that I don't like sports, if you knew all of the stuff that happened to me because of sports you would understand. I know what the next person is going to ask me.

Covalence
12-11-2009, 11:04 PM
talk to your guidance counselor, who should then talk to your mom if it's that serious
bodily harm should not be an option

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 11:06 PM
I have already done that, I am happy to know that there is at least one sane person in SPP, lol.

The Dude
12-11-2009, 11:09 PM
I have already done that, I am happy to know that there is at least one sane person in SPP, lol.

What the hell are you talking about?
I'm sane.

Just swing your leg a damn door edge.
Works like a charm.
Have your friend take a bat to your leg.

Or chain yourself up to a wall and then have you friend jump on your knee so you leg breaks inwards.

Let's see you walk on that.

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 11:12 PM
Yeah, I would rather break in a way that is less... harmful. By sane I mean that Dark is saying not to cause harm to myself, everyone else is just saying JUMP, HIT, DROP and so forth.

The Dude
12-11-2009, 11:14 PM
You should try to eat a knife.

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 11:17 PM
How the **** would that help?

Covalence
12-11-2009, 11:19 PM
Yeah, I would rather break in a way that is less... harmful. By sane I mean that Dark is saying not to cause harm to myself, everyone else is just saying JUMP, HIT, DROP and so forth.

i go by the belief that someone in the world is most likely in a much, much worse situation
bodily harm isn't needed to avoid something as trivial as sports
if you feel that bodily harm is absolutely necessary, i have no means of stopping you

just try to at least explain to your mom that you don't need to participate in track to stay fit, healthy, or build character, seeing as you most likely work out at a gym or go outside and hang out with friends, as well as do some parkour
she shouldn't punish you simply because you don't want to do something against your will

Devour
12-11-2009, 11:22 PM
Why don't you just tell your mom you don't want to do sports before you quit practice? I'm assuming your parents aren't controlling assholes, so you should be able to decide to leave.
Edit: Dark beat me.

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 11:23 PM
I completely agree with you Dark, I will try to talk to her again when she wakes up (12:30am here), if that doesn't work it's either not try, hurt myself, or just do the goddamn sport.

The Dude
12-11-2009, 11:29 PM
Alright, I'm done messing with you.
I agree with Dark, bodily harm is absolutely not the answer.
Doing so makes you feel like you're justified in doing it, which digs you a deeper hole.
If you care so strongly about this you can protest (they can't force you to play the damn sport) and not do it, or as Dark said, speak to a counselor at your school and have those bachelor's degree low-lives speak to your parents.
Good luck, and trust me, there is someone in deeper shit than you.

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 11:32 PM
Yes that is true, thanks for the help everybody. I will try to reason with my Mom and my school, and for whoever posted earlier I am 14 not 12.

StrunG
12-11-2009, 11:48 PM
I can't just walk out, I'm not that much of a douche, and I have a conscious.
So a person that just tells their coach that they want to quit is a douche as opposed to someone that would try to break their own leg to get out of playing a sport?

Hmm

Wsheerio
12-11-2009, 11:58 PM
Breaking my leg is being a douche to myself, going up to an adult and say "I quit." is being a douche to them.

Covalence
12-12-2009, 12:01 AM
the statement itself isn't douchebaggish, it would depend on how you say it
i'm pretty sure if you approached the coach (lol) with calmness and regarded him as an adult, he'd also regard you as an adult and respect your decision

but then again, it'd have to depend on how HE is as a person
so many variables

CGIllusion
12-12-2009, 12:20 AM
Before you go through with this, don't forget your camcorder.

The Dude
12-12-2009, 12:22 AM
Before you go through with this, don't forget your camcorder.

I think .Ass-more-tosis learned this lesson a little too well.

Phosphorus
12-12-2009, 12:55 AM
Yeah, I would rather break in a way that is less... harmful. By sane I mean that Dark is saying not to cause harm to myself, everyone else is just saying JUMP, HIT, DROP and so forth.

lmao, this is spp. what did you expect, supah srs answahs?

Wsheerio
12-12-2009, 10:09 AM
I will definitely record that, when it happens expect a link of the day thread from me lol.

mechanical stick
12-12-2009, 10:15 AM
ehem, maybe you should try just talking to your coach saying that you are'nt the most physical of people, and saying that your definition of fun isn't sports, and asking him To find something else besides sorts that would be fun. then maybe he could put you in some kind of club.

suicidalbananah
12-12-2009, 11:42 AM
Oooooh. A club. Like that 500 post club? You should be in that club, Mechanical. You would fit in so wonderfully. You would be bestest friends with everyone in it.

mechanical stick
12-12-2009, 12:07 PM
Yeah I'm in a club suicidal, but uhh I was talking about like a school club for Wsheerio you know?But uh Why would I fit in to the club so well?

not to mention that was just something that skyblaze has asked about, it's just whenever you are trusted not to do stupid crap on here.Though me and skyblaze kinda are doing pretty good in it already, even though we don't have 500 posts

Flood
12-12-2009, 03:07 PM
I have already done that, I am happy to know that there is at least one sane person in SPP, lol.
your asking us how to break your leg so you can get out of sports. we're insane.

Yeah, I would rather break in a way that is less... harmful. By sane I mean that Dark is saying not to cause harm to myself, everyone else is just saying JUMP, HIT, DROP and so forth.

the least painful way of breaking your leg? did you seriously just ask us that? kill yourself

Wsheerio
12-12-2009, 03:39 PM
Flood, are you always such a douche? Also I never said I wasn't insane.

Covalence
12-12-2009, 10:00 PM
how'd the talk go

Flood
12-12-2009, 10:08 PM
Flood, are you always such a douche? Also I never said I wasn't insane.

no im only a douche to fucking stupid people.

Wsheerio
12-12-2009, 11:15 PM
I don't think I would qualify as stupid, I'm duel-enrolled at a university at a college and I'm only 14.

Slippery-Q
12-13-2009, 12:08 AM
I don't think I would qualify as stupid, I'm duel-enrolled at a university at a college and I'm only 14.

It would qualify as stupid if the university was full of stupid people. Didn't think of that one, huh?

Wsheerio
12-13-2009, 12:19 AM
All of my teachers have doctorates in what they do, Inb4 they don't do stupid shit.

Slippery-Q
12-13-2009, 12:20 AM
Doctorates in what? Douche-baggery? Doh-ho-ho, snaap.

Wsheerio
12-13-2009, 12:21 AM
All of my teachers have doctorates in what they do, Inb4 They don't do stupid shit.

quake
12-13-2009, 12:29 AM
Doctorates in what? Douche-baggery? Doh-ho-ho, snaap.

Slippery-Q
12-13-2009, 12:31 AM
Doctorates in what? Douche-baggery? Doh-ho-ho, snaap.

DO SNAP! NICE ONE, BRAH! THAT WAS A MANJUICIN BURN!

quake
12-13-2009, 12:57 AM
DO SNAP! NICE ONE, BRAH! THAT WAS A MANJUICIN BURN!

woo! WHY THANK YOU, BRAH. I TRY :Happy: :Undercover: :Undercover:

Flood
12-13-2009, 01:04 AM
your asking a stickfigure killing animation forum how to break your leg the least painfully because your bored of sports and want to get out of them. you won't make it through college

quake
12-13-2009, 01:08 AM
Woah is that what this thread is about? What a pussy =/

Flood
12-13-2009, 01:10 AM
i think he wants to make an excuse for staying in and fapping all day to gay hentai

Wsheerio
12-13-2009, 01:29 AM
The point of this thread was to answer my question, Dark actually did what the help section is meant for, he helped. Thank you Dark, thread closed...