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skulls 43579
01-31-2010, 08:34 PM
I Need A Girlfriend

Phosphorus
01-31-2010, 08:38 PM
hey babe, i'm looking for a guy, you interested?

Flood
01-31-2010, 08:39 PM
ya rite i hav bigger b00bz then u phoforos

CoKane
01-31-2010, 08:52 PM
But it's my big wet sticky pussy he wants.

Gavel
01-31-2010, 09:19 PM
is that whats sexy nowadays? big wet sticky pussies?

CoKane
01-31-2010, 10:01 PM
Don't knock it 'till you tried it, babe.

Wartooth
01-31-2010, 10:57 PM
Whip out your penis next time you see a chick.
Because chicks love dicks, otherwise they wouldn't rhyme... right?

Vorpal
02-01-2010, 05:20 AM
I Need A Girlfriend

Hehe, dude the internet is no place to try and find one. I know for fact that there are better methods then internet to be with a girl. But hey I won't criticize your methods.

Devour
02-01-2010, 05:34 AM
If you want a girlfriend so badly, just go up to a girl in real life at school or something, and ask if she wants to go to a movie.
Works better than asking in a stick figure forum.

‹berschall
02-01-2010, 06:07 AM
you should walk up to some chick and punch her right in the scrotum

Ash
02-01-2010, 08:36 AM
Join runescape. You'll find about 40 13-year-old girls looking for a BF.


Or is that 13 40-year-old men? I get confused.

Gyohdonz
02-01-2010, 11:05 AM
Whip out your penis next time you see a chick.
Because chicks love dicks, otherwise they wouldn't rhyme... right?

You've got chick LOVE dicks confused with chick WITH dicks.

skulls 43579
02-02-2010, 05:15 PM
youll be my girlfriend

Cook
02-02-2010, 05:28 PM
f that man. make her your bitch.

Jexsam
02-02-2010, 05:52 PM
This is the second most amusing thing I've seen or heard all day.

MiniMan
02-02-2010, 05:56 PM
you should walk up to some chick and punch her right in the scrotumI lol'd right as I read that last word.

Cook
02-02-2010, 05:56 PM
What's the first.

Brownoser
02-02-2010, 06:56 PM
go on popular irc chat rooms, and ask for a/s/l. you will be flooded with 13-14 year old girls wanting to meet you in real life. they bring presents.

MiniMan
02-02-2010, 07:09 PM
go on popular irc chat rooms, and ask for a/s/l. you will be flooded with 13-14 year old girls wanting to meet you in real life. they bring presents.And they will talk about how they want to blank your blank all blanking night long.

‹berschall
02-02-2010, 11:40 PM
And they will talk about how they want to blank your blank all blanking night long.

Oh god now I'll have to watch clips from that blanking show on youtube all day long and lol at them.

bluntanims
02-10-2010, 03:10 AM
why are there girls joining stick death forums trying to make nerds horny?

this is rediculous.

Gyohdonz
02-10-2010, 05:04 AM
why are there girls joining stick death forums trying to make nerds horny?

this is rediculous.

The thread title has been changed and we're making fun of this moron.

Mantha
02-10-2010, 05:08 AM
I'll be your boyfriend, babe.

Myself
02-10-2010, 05:16 AM
Find a girl in the street and say, "CAN YOUR BOYFRIEND DO THIS?"

Then pull down your pants and wave your dick around.

OGrilla
02-10-2010, 05:40 AM
I'll be your boyfriend, babe.

So this is how you break up with someone? Wow...I don't know what to say. Just... don't come over to my house ever again. I swear to god I'll rip your little pecker off.

Mantha
02-10-2010, 06:42 AM
You are still my Uke, Brad.

OGrilla
02-10-2010, 02:54 PM
Awwww, <3 u 2.

dienuts
02-10-2010, 03:12 PM
Whip out your penis next time you see a chick.
Because chicks love dicks, otherwise they wouldn't rhyme... right?
no tyhey'll get grossed out.

‹berschall
02-10-2010, 03:14 PM
no tyhey'll get grossed out.

You don't know shit, that's why you have no bitches longing for your dick.

dienuts
02-10-2010, 03:20 PM
You don't know shit, that's why you have no bitches longing for your dick.
suck my blanking dick

Peppar
02-10-2010, 04:24 PM
Whip out your penis next time you see a chick.
Because chicks love dicks, otherwise they wouldn't rhyme... right?
No, You got it wrong. Dicks love chicks. Because You have heard of rape right? Well....

Gavel
02-10-2010, 05:01 PM
suck my blanking dick

what's a blanking dick? are you impotent?

Vorpal
02-10-2010, 07:03 PM
No he's omnipotent, he obviously has something figured out that we don't.

Fries
02-10-2010, 09:07 PM
Reply on "I need a girlfriend.": So you look on a stick figure forum??? really?

Tork
02-11-2010, 01:52 PM
Join runescape. You'll find about 40 13-year-old girls looking for a BF.


Or is that 13 40-year-old men? I get confused.

lol, OMFG xD, awesome comment! :P that is signature worthy <3

Vacuum
02-11-2010, 02:02 PM
Find a girl in the street and say, "CAN YOUR BOYFRIEND DO THIS?"

Then pull down your pants and wave your dick around.


I fucking lol'd.

You, my sir, are awesome.