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Krob
05-03-2008, 03:41 PM
Ahem, ladies and gentlemen. Today I will bring to you, the most manliest of the male sex. And since all of you are faggots, these awards just might inspire you to be more of a man.

20. Harrison Ford.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/ticopelp/dimfuture/indiana_jones_kingdom_crystal_skull.jpg

You may of seen him in the Indiana Jones movies. He's 65, and still about to star in another heart stopping, bone chilling cinematic blockbuster. This guy outruns rolling boulders and wrestles in a pit of cobras. If he's not a man, then my penis is small.

19. Robert De' Niro.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/deniroG0205_468x506.jpg

When you see this hunk of Italian, you will instantly recognize him as a classic gangster, just watch Goodfellas. Not for the faint hearted.

18. Jack Nicholson.
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jack-Nicholson-Photograph-C12148072.jpeg
Explanation needed? Just look at that face. If I came home and saw that peeking at me, I'd piss myself.

17. Jet Li
http://www.pacificcitizen.org/content/2006/entertainment/photos/oct6-JetLi1.jpg
This Chinese stallion will deliver a round house kick to your balls so hard, they'll spin around and tuck in your butt cheeks. He's starred in many Martial Arts movies, all pleasing to the eye. Except "The One". That movie sucked. Thats why he's only 17, for agreeing to that. -Rambles-

16. Jackie Chan
http://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/actionstars/images/j_chan.jpg
Is that a God? No, but close. Jackie Chan provides a incredible amount of humor and hardcore drunken fist style fighting to the world.

15. O.J. Simpson
http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/3/T/simpson_oj.jpg
It's not my glove! This guy gets away with murder, when plenty of evidence is found. His Lawyer also contains a mass quantity of Manly, for his presentation at this murder trail.

14. The Protoss
http://www.starcraft2.com/features/protoss/images/darktemplar-thumb1.jpg
So manly, that every member of this galactic species of superior alien warriors deserve credit. As seen in Starcraft. These guys will molest you with a laser sword, and then laugh about it 3 years from now, all while sipping on the blood of the zerg.

13. Kurt Russell
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/241026408_609527eff7.jpg
Personally, I wanted this guy to be number one, but I decided there were more hardcore beings them him. Still, after seeing his character from John Carpenter's the thing, you'll agree this is in fact an inspiring man. Favorite line - "I just want to go up to my shack to get drunk". While some shape-shifting organism is sneaking around, this guy wants to get a buzz off of Jim Bean and crash it out.

12. Davy Jones
http://z.about.com/d/kidstvmovies/1/0/O/9/davy.jpg
Betrayed by a woman, this heartless being sells the seas, hating all. Yes he was killed off in the last of the Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, but still, he strikes fear into any heart. And his tentacles and the sucky noises are cool.

11. Brigitte Nielsen
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/b/brigitte_nielsen/thumbnails/tn2_brigitte_nielsen_2.jpg
She's Tall, muscular, and always horny. So she qualifies as a manly man. And she dated a black man who seems to have a fetish for clocks and viking hats. Yeahhhh boyyyyyyy.

10. Method Man
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper883/stills/wv808hc9.jpg
Former member of Wutang Clan. This Afro-American smokes so much cannibus, he can't remember the last movie he starred in, or what he did five seconds ago. Also, he likes to "Bring the pain, harcore to tha brain!"

9. Chris Hansen
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc7/Edgehead89/hansen.jpg
At constant war with Pedos, this man is an inspiration for all internet haters.
He catches predators, for god sakes.

8. Scorpion
http://images.techtree.com/ttimages/story/PS2-04-Mortal-kombat.jpg
"Get over here!" This guy reigns in the universe of Mortal Kombat. His face is a flaming skull. He launches spears into your chest. He is a MAN.

7. This cat.
http://www.davidnaylor.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/shaven-pussy.jpg
A very laid back, carefree male. Goes by the motto "Same shit, different day."

6. Steven Seagal.
http://mtvgames.typepad.com/mtv_video_games_blog/images/stevenseagal_1280.jpg
Piss this guy off, and he'll break your arm. Look at that face. So much concentration.

5. Tony the Tiger.
http://www.gr8pr.net/images/frosties-tiger2.gif
This cat may look friendly, but he will rip your face off. Then drown you in frosted flakes, which I find delicious. So I'd die happy.

4. Solid Snake.
http://www.gameguru.in/images/mgs-4-solid-snake-1.jpg
Our hero's getting old on us, but he can still put a bullet in your head without even thinking, then sit down and light up his favorite brand of cigarette. Also, I bet he's still taping those nurses.

3. Will Smith.
http://www.ugo.com/versus/images/characters/profile_Fresh_Prince.jpg
From "Man in Black" to "I am Legend", this funny character provides humor and good fashion advice. ( See Prince of Bel Air)

2. Satan.
http://www.adpulp.com/satan.jpg
Oh my God, get it away! This evil being of sin and heat will shove a pitch fork so far up your ass, you'll never commit a sin again. Also enjoys fine dining.

1. Barack Obama .
http://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/barack__obama.jpg
Obama 08! Thats right, turn black for freedom! This man is so manly, that after the debates, he punches Hillary in the face and preforms a back crack on her, over his knees. Talk smack about this man, and his preacher will rip you apart. Then scream many racial slurs at you.


So, there you have it SPP. My top 20 manliest man award ceremony.

Doomdooer
05-03-2008, 03:49 PM
Needs moar manliness.
You seem to have a deficit.

For instance:
Captain Falcon. No other man can be as manly as he.
Titty studs.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/58/250px-Captain_Falcon.jpg


Clint Eastwood. Got a shootout? He's your man.
Besides, his very stare degrades your self image.
http://www.henrysheehan.com/essays/def/eastwood.jpg

Krob
05-03-2008, 03:55 PM
Your opinion of manly then? Tell me who you think should be on the list.

MiniMan
05-03-2008, 03:57 PM
I lol'd at Brigitte Nielsen.

Also Will smith should be #1.

Real
05-03-2008, 03:59 PM
This is the first "manly men" list I've seen without Chuck Norris on it.

Not sure if that is good or bad though.

Doomdooer
05-03-2008, 03:59 PM
Number one spot needs to be reserved for Walter:
http://www.talkingcomedy.com/summer2001/books-su01/JD02-BK-su01.gif

He IS, after all a humping sex machine.



Besides, Obama is a politician.
Only lawyers are less manly.

Dudeman
05-03-2008, 04:00 PM
Dudeman: A man with 2 manly names in his name.

Anyway, I liked the suprise ending. I did, however, find some of the other suprise ones stupid. Tony the tiger? Psh.

MiniMan
05-03-2008, 04:06 PM
This is the first "manly men" list I've seen without Chuck Norris on it.

Not sure if that is good or bad though.That's good because Chuck Norris is as manly as Hello Kitty.

Doomdooer
05-03-2008, 04:09 PM
That's good because Chuck Norris is as manly as Hello Kitty.

I don't know... that girl has a helluva lot of chest and armpit hair.

Krob
05-03-2008, 04:11 PM
Dudeman: A man with 2 manly names in his name.

Anyway, I liked the suprise ending. I did, however, find some of the other suprise ones stupid. Tony the tiger? Psh.

You can't tell my you find frosted flakes delicious. And you know where Tony gets that frost from? -Wink Wink.-

MiniMan
05-03-2008, 04:17 PM
You can't tell my you find frosted flakes delicious. And you know where Tony gets that frost from? -Wink Wink.-GOD DAMN DON'T TRY TO MAKE YOUR SENTENCE ABLE TO BE COMPREHENDED OR ANYTHING.

God damn.

New Generation
05-03-2008, 05:17 PM
Wtf it got weirder and weirder as we gone up the list.And funnier, but Jackie Chan should defiantly be 1.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cI1AwZN4ZYg

Deadface.
05-03-2008, 05:33 PM
Where the hell is Bruce Lee?!



Wtf it got weirder and weirder as we gone up the list.And funnier, but Jackie Chan should defiantly be 1.

Why the fuck can't anyone spell definately?

New Generation
05-03-2008, 05:51 PM
It's actually definitely. ROFL!

I feel like quoting that... :P

The Pirate
05-03-2008, 05:52 PM
WHAT ABOUT RICK FALKVINGE?!?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b8/Rick_Falkvinge_060427.JPG/461px-Rick_Falkvinge_060427.JPG

He will strangle you with your own intestines while tearing your face off, being swedish and fighting for your rights to privacy and the reform of intellectual property laws. All at the same time.

MiniMan
05-03-2008, 06:06 PM
Rick Astley needs to be in there.

Myself
05-03-2008, 06:39 PM
Jakes pretty manly.

And a Pirate.

Setmin
05-03-2008, 07:27 PM
http://www.fromthevaultradio.org/home/wp-content/images/FTV020_Jim%20Morrison-Poet/Morrison%2004%20with%20beard.jpg
#1

pagan
05-03-2008, 07:29 PM
http://www.sap.com/global/images/tce/photo/62861_manSmiling.jpg

MiniMan
05-03-2008, 07:33 PM
Sorry bitches, stand back.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/photo_viewer/d3/51/28363.jpg

<3

pagan
05-03-2008, 07:36 PM
http://hci.arc.nasa.gov/pages/Guy.JPG


yes

Setmin
05-03-2008, 07:36 PM
Sorry bitches, stand back.

http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/david-caruso.jpg>http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/photo_viewer/d3/51/28363.jpg