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Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 02:59 PM
Do not be worried, young yanks, this is not a stab at your intelligence as a whole, put your pitchforks away, but I have a small gripe that has annoyed me for quite some time.

WHY IS IT that when there is an American TV show that has someone from England, they're from the "UK," when, actually, they're from England. "That's not really fair, as England is a part of the UK," I hear you say. Well no, it's really ****ing fair, I'm English, my country is England, United Kingdom isn't a country.

JUST TO ADD TO IT, I just watched the intro for the new season of Last Comic Standing, and I shit you not the black fellow said "We've auditioned candidates from around the world, from 6 continents and over 20 countries including the United Kingdom, Scotland-"
Hold up, hold up, hold-the-****-up... Scotland? When were they exiled from the United Kingdom? They weren't.
Sort it out.

Guest.
05-24-2008, 03:01 PM
Maybe because being thought about other countries isn't something that American education requires.

Chunky
05-24-2008, 03:05 PM
This isn't an issue. People all over the world refer to England as part of the U.K. Why stab the yanks?

Get over it.

Nodd
05-24-2008, 03:09 PM
Everyone not in america hates america and americans so I try not to make up excuses for any of the stupid things we do because you will always hate us

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 03:10 PM
I don't hate Quiggyboat, but that's around it.

Nodd
05-24-2008, 03:11 PM
.. okay well my point still stands then

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
05-24-2008, 03:31 PM
Your country is shit anyway. Who cares if it is England or Britain or the UK or fagland.

AMERICA FTW!!!













loljk

Gray
05-24-2008, 03:33 PM
omg england is ausome bcuz of fish'n'chipz!

Chimaera
05-24-2008, 03:36 PM
Rule ****ing Britannia.

Nodd
05-24-2008, 03:37 PM
in america, we have corndogs

Chunky
05-24-2008, 03:38 PM
In England we have Football.

Guest.
05-24-2008, 03:41 PM
In England we have Football.

You mean that pussy game where you can't use your hands?

Yeah, well, in our football, the aim of the game is tackling people.

Chimaera
05-24-2008, 03:41 PM
And not your shitty rugby with armour football.

Real football.

Chunky
05-24-2008, 03:45 PM
Not your muscle bound Neanderthals running around jacked on whatever comes out of a sharks bollocks shouting really loud slapping each others arses kinda game.

REAL FOOTBALL.

Reply to Guest not Chimaera :D

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 03:47 PM
But Football existed before American Football, so actually ours is real football.
And American Football is just PussyRugby.
You can never argue these points, shithouse.

Nodd
05-24-2008, 03:47 PM
I see potential in this thread

Chunky
05-24-2008, 03:52 PM
Our rap is faster than yours.

Nodd
05-24-2008, 03:52 PM
http://visualrevenue.com/blog/uploaded_images/UK-Benelux-Scandinavia-Web-Analytics-709037.JPG

Gavel
05-24-2008, 03:55 PM
Our rap is faster than yours.
Yeah man. It's all about speed and nothing else. Speed is the only thing you can go on when determining rapping skill.

Chunky
05-24-2008, 03:57 PM
Nope.

It's just a better factor than yours, of course American rap has a whole lot more meaning, and all in all is better than English rap.

But we are ****ing faster.

Nodd
05-24-2008, 03:57 PM
Yeah man. It's all about speed and nothing else. Speed is the only thing you can go on when determining rapping skill.

jesus christ spazz shut the fuck up.

why the fuck do you always have to be so god damnned opinionated

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 04:00 PM
"Why the **** do you always have to be so god damned opinionated"

- It shows a ****ing sense of individuality and originality, being conformist is so boring.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
05-24-2008, 04:03 PM
I'm deciding whether or not to bin this thread. It's on the verge of flamming and is down right useless.

Hmmmmmmm


I'll be right back. I have to go find a quarter. Heads=bin Tails=stays.

Chunky
05-24-2008, 04:04 PM
Quarters suck. Find a pence piece.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
05-24-2008, 04:07 PM
It was tails. But if I see much more flamming I'm going to be flipping a two headed coin.

Chunky
05-24-2008, 04:08 PM
No more flamming sir I promise

Ahtex!
05-24-2008, 04:08 PM
ever seen american dad? you guys should watch it
=P show america in all its glory!!!!
(and family guy X) )

also you CANNOT top our comedy =)!

Chunky
05-24-2008, 04:09 PM
We got Lee Evans, Ricky Gervais and Jack Dee.

You got who?

Nodd
05-24-2008, 04:10 PM
"Why the **** do you always have to be so god damned opinionated"

- It shows a ****ing sense of individuality and originality, being conformist is so boring.

But it's irritating, because as soon as anyone says something Spazz doesn't agree with, he has to freak out and write an essay on why they're wrong, when it's a matter of opinion in the first place.

Ahtex!
05-24-2008, 04:11 PM
We got Lee Evans, Ricky Gervais and Jack Dee.

You got who?

they got jay leno X)
rofl









not.

Gavel
05-24-2008, 04:13 PM
jesus christ spazz shut the fuck up.

why the fuck do you always have to be so god damnned opinionated
Why don't you shut the fuck up? I was participating in what you guys have been doing throughout the thread. But oh, when Spazz plays along, he's being opinionated.

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

And for the record, if you think that 2 sentences is an essay, then you must be in remedial English.

Chunky
05-24-2008, 04:14 PM
But it's irritating, because as soon as anyone says something Spazz doesn't agree with, he has to freak out and write an essay on why they're wrong, when it's a matter of opinion in the first place.

And spazz won't EVER give up until a mod comes along. If he gets into it.

Edit: Wait, I only said if he gets into it just in case he took offence cuz he didn't reply. Now he has replied my point stands anyway.

Ahtex!
05-24-2008, 04:16 PM
Why don't you shut the fuck up? But oh, when Spazz plays along, he's being opinionated.

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

And for the record, if you think that 2 sentences is an essay, then you must be in remedial English.

im just wondering, for the record, are you english or american?

Chunky
05-24-2008, 04:17 PM
Sunshine state.

Italy?

Gavel
05-24-2008, 04:17 PM
And spazz won't EVER give up until a mod comes along. If he gets into it.
Fuck you. I was trying to play along. When last I checked, you guys were jokingly talking about things that make England better than America, and vice-versa. Why is it that when I do it, I'm being opinionated?

EDIT: Florida

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 04:19 PM
Also Bill Bailey, Ross Noble and (even though he's irish,) Jason Byrne. All hillarious, Ross Noble topping them, I believe.

Apples
05-24-2008, 04:19 PM
Im Canadian.

Gavel
05-24-2008, 04:20 PM
You guys also have Carlos mencia, because he's really from Germany, or somewhere over there. That's instant fail.

Ahtex!
05-24-2008, 04:21 PM
You guys also have Carlos mencia, because he's really from Germany, or somewhere over there. That's instant fail.

never heard of him =P

Gavel
05-24-2008, 04:22 PM
Good .

Nodd
05-24-2008, 04:24 PM
Why don't you shut the fuck up? I was participating in what you guys have been doing throughout the thread. But oh, when Spazz plays along, he's being opinionated.

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

And for the record, if you think that 2 sentences is an essay, then you must be in remedial English.

darn you got me! everything I say is immediately invalidated, I must be stupid, I must be taking remedial english!

shit, next time I'll just keep to myself, wouldn't want Spazz to come in again and make us all look like a bunch of iidiots

Gavel
05-24-2008, 04:25 PM
darn you got me! everything I say is immediately invalidated, I must be stupid, I must be taking remedial english!

shit, next time I'll just keep to myself, wouldn't want Spazz to come in again and make us all look like a bunch of iidiots
Right now, you do look like an idiot. Thanks for only looking at one sentence in my entire post (because it's so hard to read 3 sentences) and thinking that was the whole basis of what I said. If you're going to be a dick, then just don't come back, because if I'm the one being opinionated here, then I guess you guys everyone in this thread is an elitist asshole, too.

Nodd
05-24-2008, 04:27 PM
darn! you got me again

Gavel
05-24-2008, 04:28 PM
By the way, thanks for only looking at one sentence in my entire post (because it's so hard to read all 3 sentences) and thinking that was the whole basis of what I said. If you're going to be a sarcastic dick, then just don't come back to this thread, because if I'm the one being opinionated here, then I guess everyone in this thread is a big ol' elitist asshole, too.

Chunky
05-24-2008, 04:29 PM
Please don't turn this into an argument. This thread is fun.

Gavel
05-24-2008, 04:33 PM
I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to have any fun, chunky. Because apparently, by doing basically the exact same thing he and everyone else in this thread has done, I, and only me, am an opinionated elitist cunt who writes essays when I disagree with someone.

Chunky
05-24-2008, 04:37 PM
Evaluate Nod?

Gavel
05-24-2008, 04:44 PM
Wait what? is this an inspection?

Nodd
05-24-2008, 04:45 PM
Spazz you took what I said in the wrong direction, and missed my point completely.

Chunky
05-24-2008, 04:46 PM
We can vandalise a bus station better than any of you yanks could.

Gray
05-24-2008, 05:11 PM
in england-land u can have fish'n'chipz!!

Guest.
05-24-2008, 05:41 PM
In England you can't carry a knife.

/thread.

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 06:01 PM
But an English Scally would absolutely kick the shit out of some American 'thug'

/thread2

Gavel
05-24-2008, 06:02 PM
Spazz you took what I said in the wrong direction, and missed my point completely.
I think you got it the other way around, sponge.


We can vandalise a bus station better than any of you yanks could.
Hah. Bus stations are for amateurs, anyway.

EDIT: That's a laugh, mantis. Your chavs can't even carry guns, let alone fire them.

Gray
05-24-2008, 06:03 PM
I have one right now. I'm using it to cut my crumpets and to stir my tea and to do other streotypical things the ENGLISH do.

@GUEST

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 06:09 PM
But that's the thing, they don't need knives, they still ****ing kill people. Four miles from me a black kid got killed because two lads put an ice pick in his head.
Stick that up your guns ass and smoke it.

And usually I'd argue against crumpets and tea, but I prefer tea in the mornings to coffee... And crumpets are nice.

BUT THAT CHANGES NOTHING.

and when I think about it, they're not legally allowed to carry guns, of course not, that's just sensible (once again, american stupidity, no guns=no ****ing gun crime) yet a hell of alot of them still do, someone about 2 miles from me who was 8/9 years old was shot a while back and is dead.

STICK THAT IN YOUR GUNS ASS AND-
:/ wait...

The Pirate
05-24-2008, 06:12 PM
YEAH WELL IN CANADA WE HAVE...









Ahhhh, fuck...

:C

Deathwish
05-24-2008, 06:14 PM
We have Hatton.

/thread.

Nodd
05-24-2008, 06:14 PM
YEAH WELL IN CANADA WE HAVE...









Ahhhh, ****...

:C



Milk that comes in bags?

Guest.
05-24-2008, 06:25 PM
But that's the thing, they don't need knives, they still ****ing kill people. Four miles from me a black kid got killed because two lads put an ice pick in his head.
Stick that up your guns ass and smoke it.

And usually I'd argue against crumpets and tea, but I prefer tea in the mornings to coffee... And crumpets are nice.

BUT THAT CHANGES NOTHING.

and when I think about it, they're not legally allowed to carry guns, of course not, that's just sensible (once again, american stupidity, no guns=no ****ing gun crime) yet a hell of alot of them still do, someone about 2 miles from me who was 8/9 years old was shot a while back and is dead.

STICK THAT IN YOUR GUNS ASS AND-
:/ wait...

Yes, but your 'chavs' still get them, no? What would you rather have:

1) A group of armed thugs against an unarmed civilian group.

or

2) A group of armed thugs against an armed civilian group.

No matter what, criminal scum will still get their weapons. Government limiting guns only cripples the people, not the menace?


Plus, your 'Save a life, bin your knife' campaign signs are so pussy, even Spazz wouldn't write a debate novel against them.

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 06:35 PM
What save your life shit signs? I have seen none of these, I've seen adverts telling me not to carry a knife.
And I don't.

We don't just have Hatton, we have Bargain Booze.
/****INGTHREAD.

Guest.
05-24-2008, 06:51 PM
What save your life shit signs? I have seen none of these, I've seen adverts telling me not to carry a knife.
And I don't.

We don't just have Hatton, we have Bargain Booze.
/****INGTHREAD.

There are pictures of signs that say things like that and "Turn in your knife before it turns on you," and shit.

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 07:16 PM
No, I live here, there really isn't.

Deathwish
05-24-2008, 07:20 PM
No, I live here, there really isn't.

He's talking about America.

alive
05-24-2008, 07:22 PM
From wikipedia:
"The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, commonly known as the United Kingdom, the UK, or Britain, is a sovereign island country."

For a second there I thought Wikipedia said the U.K is a country.

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 07:30 PM
I would have left, honestly.
As wiki decides all.

alive
05-24-2008, 07:33 PM
No, of course some random fourteen year old boy knows better.

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 07:34 PM
Sorry, was that some sort of jab at me?
Because A) I'm not 14
and B) I was actually being sincere on the wiki decides all.

Never oppose me, ever.

Guest.
05-24-2008, 07:38 PM
He's talking about America.

No, I could walk around with a ****ing bloody crowbar here.

I was talking about Britain.

Deathwish
05-24-2008, 07:38 PM
Sorry, was that some sort of jab at me?
Because A) I'm not 14
and B) I was actually being sincere on the wiki decides all.

Never oppose me, ever.

He was insulting Wikipedia.

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 07:41 PM
I think we could come to the simple conclusion -
Britain < America
however
England > America.

alive
05-24-2008, 07:44 PM
I think we could come to this simple conclusion:
When you're from England, you're also from the UK.

Deathwish
05-24-2008, 07:46 PM
I'm from birmingham and according to FrAnKeH I'm a northern monkey.
I'm not northern am i, Mantis?

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 07:52 PM
No, not as such, I'd say being a scouser makes me a northern monkey...
But as I think all scousers would agree, if you're from Liverpool, you're not from "England" you're from "Liverpool" :P

And alive, I agree, but look exactly what you've said "when you're from england you're ALSO from the UK" also, implies they are two seperate things. So from now on I want England on forum forms and on TV.

Steyene
05-24-2008, 08:30 PM
On relation to the gun issue.

Amerifags, still need to use ranged weaponry to kill people, then just to remove even more danger from themselves they do drive bys. There

Amerifags = Pansys

Chavs, Hoodies and the like use weapons like flick knives. They get up close kick the shit out of you then stab you. The only real ranged weapons the Brits use are Molotovs.

Mantiscore2
05-24-2008, 08:36 PM
...and even then they like to come up to you and smash them in your face.

Guest.
05-24-2008, 08:38 PM
On relation to the gun issue.

Amerifags, still need to use ranged weaponry to kill people, then just to remove even more danger from themselves they do drive bys. There

Amerifags = Pansys

Chavs, Hoodies and the like use weapons like flick knives. They get up close kick the shit out of you then stab you. The only real ranged weapons the Brits use are Molotovs.

Maybe because we aren't ****ing idiots that want to get killed.

Bonk
05-24-2008, 10:22 PM
Haha, he's getting defensive.

DERAILMENT... COMMENCE.

Guest.
05-24-2008, 10:26 PM
Haha, he's getting defensive.

DERAILMENT... COMMENCE.

I think you're a bit dense if you think I'm the first person to get defensive in this thread.

Bonk
05-24-2008, 11:35 PM
I just haven't bothered to read the rest because I know its full of Americans getting defensive.

Nodd
05-24-2008, 11:36 PM
you guys are all right! if you're not american you're better than us and you've proved it with your superior intellect!

damn you

Guest.
05-24-2008, 11:39 PM
I just haven't bothered to read the rest because I know its full of Americans getting defensive.

Then read it you ****.

Bonk
05-24-2008, 11:51 PM
Calm down.

Gavel
05-25-2008, 12:11 AM
But that's the thing, they don't need knives, they still ****ing kill people. Four miles from me a black kid got killed because two lads put an ice pick in his head.
Stick that up your guns ass and smoke it.

And usually I'd argue against crumpets and tea, but I prefer tea in the mornings to coffee... And crumpets are nice.

BUT THAT CHANGES NOTHING.

and when I think about it, they're not legally allowed to carry guns, of course not, that's just sensible (once again, american stupidity, no guns=no ****ing gun crime) yet a hell of alot of them still do, someone about 2 miles from me who was 8/9 years old was shot a while back and is dead.

STICK THAT IN YOUR GUNS ASS AND-
:/ wait...
Our thugs don't need guns either. Ever heard of a gang bang? That's right, over here in America, we utilize that thing between our legs for more than just wanking and... wanking.

And speaking on the subject of genitalia, ours is bigger over here.

Ahtex!
05-25-2008, 05:11 AM
who wants FREE! health insurance?!?! =P!

Chunky
05-25-2008, 06:04 AM
We have: David Beckham, Fish and Chips, Big Ben, Red Buses, black cabs, Oasis, Blur, the Beatles, London, tea, a long history, the Royal Family, Castles and Historic houses, its educational institutes, the worlds greatest pop stars, William Shakespeare, a lush green countryside, the full English breakfast, some delicious cheeses, strawberries, Pubs, Wimbledon, Stonehenge, Big Ben, the first parliament in the world and tales like Robin Hood.

What you got?

Gray
05-25-2008, 06:27 AM
Also, american chocolate sucks. hershey's chocolate is ****ing disgusting.

Kegman
05-25-2008, 07:08 AM
i watched ross noble live at the apollo and he bombed like noone has ever bombed before


thought i'd add that

stickfanatic666
05-25-2008, 07:34 AM
So are we just bashing each other's countries in this thread then? Mantiscore are you saying England ( I think thats where you're talking about) is better because there is more violence?

Chimaera
05-25-2008, 10:12 AM
One acroynm:
S.A.S

B33F
05-25-2008, 02:31 PM
I think we should all go buy some bumpershoots at some boot sales.

Guest.
05-25-2008, 02:35 PM
I think we should all go buy some bumpershoots at some boot sales.

What the hell is a 'bumpershoot?'

B33F
05-25-2008, 02:37 PM
umbrella, and a boot sale is a trunk sale, like out of your car.

Chimaera
05-25-2008, 02:41 PM
How the **** did an umberella become a "bumpershot"?

B33F
05-25-2008, 02:45 PM
it is in England...

Atleast, that is what my friends mom said and she was born in England + lived there for 20+ years.

Chimaera
05-25-2008, 02:46 PM
No, in England, it's "Brolly", there is no other slang.

According to wordie.com, it's an umberella insurance policy.

B33F
05-25-2008, 02:50 PM
Yeah, a lot of the people here in the U.S. are stupid because they believe all the propaganda that is thrown at them, so much bullshit.

And in the US most people are in the same political parties and have the same beliefs as their parents, so they are just regurgitating their parent's views, thus why religion is so widespread.

Mantiscore2
05-25-2008, 02:54 PM
i watched ross noble live at the apollo and he bombed like noone has ever bombed before


thought i'd add that

I just watched the same show, he didn't bomb at all, people are laughing and clapping, ****ing oppose that, bitch.

Guest.
05-25-2008, 02:56 PM
Yeah, a lot of the people here in the U.S. are stupid because they believe all the propaganda that is thrown at them, so much bullshit.

What? Your the one that just got proved wrong, idiot.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
05-25-2008, 04:40 PM
Yeah, a lot of the people here in the U.S. are stupid because they believe all the propaganda that is thrown at them, so much bullshit.

And in the US most people are in the same political parties and have the same beliefs as their parents, so they are just regurgitating their parent's views, thus why religion is so widespread.
Don't be a generalizing son of a bitch.

Deathwish
05-25-2008, 04:51 PM
One acroynm:
S.A.S
I take it your watching Ultimate force?

Ross Kemp
/thread

Mantiscore2
05-25-2008, 05:48 PM
Bloc Party?
The Libertines?
The Beatles?

/thread

ThatGuy
05-25-2008, 09:19 PM
We should not be held responsible for the blunderings of Bill Bellamy.


Yeah, a lot of the people here in the U.S. are stupid because they believe all the propaganda that is thrown at them, so much bullshit.

And in the US most people are in the same political parties and have the same beliefs as their parents, so they are just regurgitating their parent's views, thus why religion is so widespread.

Wait, what?


I just haven't bothered to read the rest because I know its full of Americans getting defensive.
Funny that, in a thread about the ignorance of Americans.

Myself
05-25-2008, 10:08 PM
Yeah well we have: - Kangaroos
- Koalas
- Playpi
- 4 of the 5 deadlist snakes
- 3 of the 5 deadlist spiders
- Hoop-Snakes
- Drop Bears
- Crocodiles
- 98% humidity
- Tempritures ranging from -22 degrees C to 45 degrees C
- Only 8 of our d00ds have been shot in afganistan and iraq, only 2 have died
- We have only 8 States/Territories
- We are more manly
- We are more badass
- Little known fact: The laws on guns are strict because we want people to hunt crocs with their bare hands, so they grow up to be manly, and not wimps. Like the sniper in Team Fortress 2 >:U 125 HP my ass.
- We did the smart thing my keeping our natives busy with petrol at 15 dollars a litre
- We have only one weakness. Kryptonite stingray barbs to the heart
- We don't wear armor or padding while playing "football" you american sissys. Yet you still manage to hurt you selves more.
- When we see a lion, we do not get in the car, we strangle them with our bare hands for trying to eat our cattle.
- We then proceed to kill the cow with our bare hands and eat it raw.
- We don't have tea and scones, we have beer and a meat pie.
- We eat the shimp, then we eat barbie.
- Seafood poisioning is for wimps, we get lead poisoning every second day.
- We don't need nukes to defend our country.
- We stoke fires with our penises


tl;dr Australia > Your Country

Guest.
05-25-2008, 10:33 PM
Yeah well we have: - Kangaroos
- Koalas
- Playpi
- 4 of the 5 deadlist snakes
- 3 of the 5 deadlist spiders
- Hoop-Snakes
- Drop Bears
- Crocodiles
- 98% humidity
- Tempritures ranging from -22 degrees C to 45 degrees C
- Only 8 of our d00ds have been shot in afganistan and iraq, only 2 have died
- We have only 8 States/Territories
- We are more manly
- We are more badass
- Little known fact: The laws on guns are strict because we want people to hunt crocs with their bare hands, so they grow up to be manly, and not wimps. Like the sniper in Team Fortress 2 >:U 125 HP my ass.
- We did the smart thing my keeping our natives busy with petrol at 15 dollars a litre
- We have only one weakness. Kryptonite stingray barbs to the heart
- We don't wear armor or padding while playing "football" you american sissys. Yet you still manage to hurt you selves more.
- When we see a lion, we do not get in the car, we strangle them with our bare hands for trying to eat our cattle.
- We then proceed to kill the cow with our bare hands and eat it raw.
- We don't have tea and scones, we have beer and a meat pie.
- We eat the shimp, then we eat barbie.
- Seafood poisioning is for wimps, we get lead poisoning every second day.
- We don't need nukes to defend our country.
- We stoke fires with our penises


tl;dr Australia > Your Country

I thought Drop Bears weren't real.

mraznbuddy
05-25-2008, 10:37 PM
honestly, why would you even base a county's intelligence based on one person? that's just retarded.

btw <3 LCS

ThatGuy
05-25-2008, 11:00 PM
honestly, why would you even base a county's intelligence based on one person? that's just retarded.

btw <3 LCS

He didn't
Notice the "JUST TO ADD TO IT".

Myself
05-25-2008, 11:55 PM
I thought Drop Bears weren't real.

No, it's just that everyone that's ever seen one has died.

lolwut

ThatGuy
05-26-2008, 12:59 AM
And hoop-snakes are ours.

Guest.
05-26-2008, 01:07 AM
We have everything.

I mean, we even have our own version of the Loch Ness Monster.

Sawc
05-26-2008, 01:13 AM
America=rulage.

ThatGuy
05-26-2008, 01:17 AM
Everything you can do



we can outsource to foreign countries for cheaper labor.
Or just steal your ideas and do the former.

Dinomut
05-26-2008, 04:40 AM
Wow, way to generalize the entire US based on one TV Show.

Myself
05-26-2008, 07:57 AM
not any more, we imported them to get rid of british tourists.

Mantha
05-26-2008, 09:10 AM
In Slovenia, we have education.

Take that.

LakE
05-26-2008, 09:52 AM
In England we have tea... And crumpets.
Also, the best breakfasts ever.
Nothing beats an English breakfast.


We have the best music aswell.

Upps
05-26-2008, 10:58 AM
Not british :

British accent makes people sound smart, and as if they had manners.

Gavel
05-26-2008, 12:03 PM
Not british :

British accent makes people sound smart, and as if they had manners.
More like makes them sound stuck-up. Ooooh

And don't you think it's ironic that we have a British person judging on a American Idol? I say we're getting closer to recruiting all you guys. We already got Slick Rick from you.

springtime4hitler
05-26-2008, 02:41 PM
Hehe. America is all about democratics. Ya gotta stand for something, because hehe, if you dont stand for somethin', you just ain't standing for nothin'. Hehe. America don't stand up for no Narnians. hehe.




Heil America!

Strife
05-26-2008, 03:24 PM
What country beat the **** out of you guys when we were hardly even established, while England had over 1000 years of being a country?

Oh, I believe that was America.

Dinomut
05-26-2008, 04:04 PM
Wait, mantiscore, i think i know your thought process. There was a british kid on youtube who said that the american national anthem was an old british drinking song, and that Britain won all the battles in the american revolution. Since he is an idiot and completely wrong, i label the entire country of England as stupid and ignorant.

LakE
05-26-2008, 04:11 PM
Wow, from the first post to the last, there has been a massive contrast.

England - America.
Neither country is superior. They are both shit countries.
They produce some alright stuff at times, but they're still both utterly crap countries.

If it wasn't for England, America really wouldn't be much.
But, that doesn't change the fact that England is a ****ing crap country.

Mantiscore2
05-26-2008, 04:25 PM
No, the American National Anthem is sung to the tune of an old British drinking song, just because one person mocks it up doesn't mean that you should label a whole country.
But **** me how many times has your president ****ed up with his intelligence AND ignorance, not to mention arrogance and generally being a cunt.

****INGTHREAD.

LakE
05-26-2008, 04:28 PM
No, the American National Anthem is sung to the tune of an old British drinking song, just because one person mocks it up doesn't mean that you should label a whole country.
But **** me how many times has your president ****ed up with his intelligence AND ignorance, not to mention arrogance and generally being a cunt.

****INGTHREAD.

A large amount of Americans i've met are pretty ignorant, loud and just generally
annoying.
But, I still don't base my opinion on the country itself just because of those people, so why are you?

MiniMan
05-26-2008, 04:29 PM
If you're going to label a countries intelligence based on a man who stole the elections twice...don't.

Mantiscore2
05-26-2008, 04:30 PM
Because if you go back to the first post I made, you'll see that I'm basing this off someone who generalizes England as "the UK" however takes scotland out of it, that isn't just stupid it's ignorant. Why are Scotland made exclusive? They are a part of the UK aswell, if you are going to say "Scotland" you'd be better off saying "Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland." I was just frustrated at the time, I believe this should probably go in the debate section, judging by what it has turned into.

MiniMan
05-26-2008, 04:33 PM
Wait, your whole pissy fit is over America calling you the UK and not England, or Scotland or etc.? Jesus, you have got to be joking.

Gavel
05-26-2008, 04:37 PM
Wow, from the first post to the last, there has been a massive contrast.

England - America.
Neither country is superior. They are both shit countries.
They produce some alright stuff at times, but they're still both utterly crap countries.

If it wasn't for England, America really wouldn't be much.
But, that doesn't change the fact that England is a ****ing crap country.
It sounds like you're talking about countries as if they were products.

Gray
05-26-2008, 04:41 PM
You're all cunts. I'm great.

stickfanatic666
05-26-2008, 07:20 PM
Yeah, a lot of the people here in the U.S. are stupid because they believe all the propaganda that is thrown at them, so much bullshit.

And in the US most people are in the same political parties and have the same beliefs as their parents, so they are just regurgitating their parent's views, thus why religion is so widespread.

by saying what you just said you proved that you yourself act in the way thus described....


and I don't believe any of the government's shit and have my own beliefs gathered from what I've experienced in my life. Neither country is better and the whole world is utter shit.. so lets all deal with what we have and where we were born.

ThatGuy
05-26-2008, 08:55 PM
You're all cunts. I'm great.

/thread .

Jevon
05-26-2008, 09:06 PM
I see where Mantis is coming from, I mean being from Wales, not only is it "He's from UK.." its usually "He's from England" when obviously it should be Wales. But on the other hand, Americans are trying to justify their country being better by using the English language. Isnt this dandy.

Then again, I do not care about wales anyway, It's a shit country.. theres no wonder it gets no recognition.

ALSO, why wouldnt you dislike the english when they rap over the countdown theme song.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_J6veQj_JpU

Guest.
05-26-2008, 09:55 PM
I see where Mantis is coming from, I mean being from Wales, not only is it "He's from UK.." its usually "He's from England" when obviously it should be Wales. But on the other hand, Americans are trying to justify their country being better by using the English language. Isnt this dandy.

Then again, I do not care about wales anyway, It's a shit country.. theres no wonder it gets no recognition.

ALSO, why wouldnt you dislike the english when they rap over the countdown theme song.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_J6veQj_JpU

I thought Mantha was born in the MOTHERLAND.

Mantiscore2
05-26-2008, 09:55 PM
Well you would, seeing as how he said Mantis.

Guest.
05-26-2008, 10:21 PM
Oh shit, didn't catch that.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
05-26-2008, 11:52 PM
Because if you go back to the first post I made, you'll see that I'm basing this off someone who generalizes England as "the UK" however takes scotland out of it, that isn't just stupid it's ignorant. Why are Scotland made exclusive? They are a part of the UK aswell, if you are going to say "Scotland" you'd be better off saying "Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland." I was just frustrated at the time, I believe this should probably go in the debate section, judging by what it has turned into.
Done .

LN3uq
05-27-2008, 12:00 AM
I'm sure there are some english shows that don't mention which state american contestants are from.

Dinomut
05-27-2008, 12:10 AM
No, the American National Anthem is sung to the tune of an old British drinking song, just because one person mocks it up doesn't mean that you should label a whole country.
But **** me how many times has your president ****ed up with his intelligence AND ignorance, not to mention arrogance and generally being a cunt.

****INGTHREAD.

Did you get what i was doing there? I was showing you how stupid you sound by phrasing it differently. You are labeling an entire country based on one person, and i was just spinning that around. Now you see how annoying you sound.

Steyene
05-27-2008, 01:47 AM
LN3uq, there is a small but subtle difference between a State, and another ****ing country.

LN3uq
05-27-2008, 02:36 AM
Oh, I agree.
Wouldn't you also say there is a small but subtle difference between Tenessee and Alaska?

Myself
05-27-2008, 04:16 AM
You're all cunts. I'm great.

/ thread

leedon
05-27-2008, 05:13 AM
WHY IS IT that when there is an American TV show that has someone from England, they're from the "UK," when, actually, they're from England. "That's not really fair, as England is a part of the UK," I hear you say. Well no, it's really ****ing fair, I'm English, my country is England, United Kingdom isn't a country.

JUST TO ADD TO IT, I just watched the intro for the new season of Last Comic Standing, and I shit you not the black fellow said "We've auditioned candidates from around the world, from 6 continents and over 20 countries including the United Kingdom, Scotland-"
Hold up, hold up, hold-the-****-up... Scotland? When were they exiled from the United Kingdom? They weren't.
Sort it out.


Sorry for being on TV and insulting your country.

Bonk
05-27-2008, 06:22 AM
Are you trying to generalize yourself?

stickfanatic666
05-27-2008, 06:38 AM
aw shucks sorree ima stupid yank like yuo said i wuz... nows excuse me while i goes and bangs my sister while eating fast food, drinkin beer, and shootin guns at stuff.... in a trailer park.

Mantiscore2
05-27-2008, 06:49 AM
Haha, just the above post shows a great deal of ignorance.
If you're not going to put forward an argument with a degree of intelligence then honestly, take yourself to the suicide thread and contemplate, contemplate hard.
Yes, of course I see a difference between Tenesee and Alaska, but I still think that if someone says "From the USA" then at least you're being rounded into your own country, instead of "The UK" which isn't a country.
And will never be a country.

So many of the Americans in this thread have shown a great deal of ignorance and stupidity, furthering my points tenfold.

/kickass

(Btw, someone who quoted gray and did /thread, jokes been made, loser.)

stickfanatic666
05-27-2008, 07:01 AM
Haha, just the above post shows a great deal of ignorance.
If you're not going to put forward an argument with a degree of intelligence then honestly, take yourself to the suicide thread and contemplate, contemplate hard.
Yes, of course I see a difference between Tenesee and Alaska, but I still think that if someone says "From the USA" then at least you're being rounded into your own country, instead of "The UK" which isn't a country.
And will never be a country.

So many of the Americans in this thread have shown a great deal of ignorance and stupidity, furthering my points tenfold.

/kickass

(Btw, someone who quoted gray and did /thread, jokes been made, loser.)

lol I already contributed my intelligence earlier in the thread and don't think one place is better than any other really. So I decided to add humor instead this time. So that displays humor not ignorance... whats even funnier is what I just said can describe some people accurately lol... wait thats actually sad =/

but anyways, its not the country people should look at, but the individual.

Jeremy
05-27-2008, 07:20 AM
Haha, just the above post shows a great deal of ignorance.
If you're not going to put forward an argument with a degree of intelligence then honestly, take yourself to the suicide thread and contemplate, contemplate hard.
Yes, of course I see a difference between Tenesee and Alaska, but I still think that if someone says "From the USA" then at least you're being rounded into your own country, instead of "The UK" which isn't a country.
And will never be a country.

So many of the Americans in this thread have shown a great deal of ignorance and stupidity, furthering my points tenfold.

/kickass

(Btw, someone who quoted gray and did /thread, jokes been made, loser.)

This entire thread is built on ignorance and generalizations.

Dinomut
05-27-2008, 09:14 PM
Haha, just the above post shows a great deal of ignorance.
If you're not going to put forward an argument with a degree of intelligence then honestly, take yourself to the suicide thread and contemplate, contemplate hard.
Yes, of course I see a difference between Tenesee and Alaska, but I still think that if someone says "From the USA" then at least you're being rounded into your own country, instead of "The UK" which isn't a country.
And will never be a country.

So many of the Americans in this thread have shown a great deal of ignorance and stupidity, furthering my points tenfold.

/kickass

(Btw, someone who quoted gray and did /thread, jokes been made, loser.)

Lol. It's funny to listen to you disprove yourself over and over again. Just more and more generalizations by you in a thread you made against generalization. Nobody should even argue with you , you're just proving your last post wrong with your next post.

CriticalDesign
05-27-2008, 10:41 PM
Our rap is faster than yours.

Actually it's true. Sounds ridiculous, though.

the afro ninja
05-28-2008, 12:10 AM
Lol. Chinese Drivers and Vision.

Mexican Money and Hygiene

African Economy and Geography.

Mantiscore2 Stereotypes and Menstration

Mantha
05-28-2008, 04:43 AM
What's "Menstration"?

I don't really see how is this thread a debate. I don't see any rational arguments. You can't really decide which country is better overall.

Myself
05-28-2008, 05:19 AM
Australia has dead celebreties.

stickfanatic666
05-28-2008, 07:12 AM
dude, America is like so totally awesome man... we could just go and like you know, blow up all the other countries with nukes. Yeah America!!!

I know people that talk like that... its funny how stupid people can be.

CriticalDesign
05-28-2008, 07:16 AM
dude, America is like so totally awesome man... we could just go and like you know, blow up all the other countries with nukes. Yeah America!!!

I know people that talk like that... its funny how stupid people can be.

I'm not American, but every country has it's fair share of idiots, and they speak the most.

stickfanatic666
05-28-2008, 07:20 AM
I'm not American, but every country has it's fair share of idiots, and they speak the most.

I agree, sad but true

Mantiscore2
05-28-2008, 07:58 AM
This isn't meant to be a debate.
It's meant to be an anger-driven-rant at American Ignorance and Stupidity (HENCE THE ****ING TITLE)

So stop debating which is better, neither are better. (except England, we are.)
But yeah, talk more about the ignorance of america and t he stupidity, leave australia and england out of it.

Bonk
05-28-2008, 09:17 AM
How the **** did Australia get into this?

Mantiscore2
05-28-2008, 01:48 PM
Australia has dead celebreties.

That's how .

Dinomut
05-28-2008, 06:49 PM
This isn't meant to be a debate.




This is the debate section.

Gavel
05-28-2008, 07:07 PM
This is the debate section.
This wasn't in the debate section when it was made.

Dinomut
05-28-2008, 07:09 PM
This wasn't in the debate section when it was made.

Oh never mind then. Mantiscore, continue your mindless rant.

Gray
05-28-2008, 09:25 PM
Guys, England beat USA at football. Therefor, England is greater in every single way.

4godsake
05-31-2008, 07:55 AM
Guys, England beat USA at football. Therefor, England is greater in every single way.

Not every single way...The american's made the Ford Mustang, the Shelby GT500 and the Dodge Viper, none of these could go round corners but i've ridden in all of those and man, are they fun!:Smile:

ThatGuy
06-01-2008, 09:29 PM
Not every single way...The american's made the Ford Mustang, the Shelby GT500 and the Dodge Viper, none of these could go round corners but i've ridden in all of those and man, are they fun!:Smile:

Be gone, vile woman

Nukem
06-02-2008, 01:19 AM
Atleast america has Bill Gates! =D. Also, when ever you guys had a awesome great invention, we yanks had take that and **** it up. Then get the credit. (like the computer).

the afro ninja
06-02-2008, 08:30 PM
What's "Menstration"?



Menstrual cycle
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Menstration)

In the female reproductive system, the menstrual cycle is a recurring cycle of physiologic changes that occurs in reproductive-age females. Overt menstruation (where there is blood-flow from the vagina) occurs primarily in humans and close evolutionary relatives such as chimpanzees. The females of other species of placental mammal have estrous cycles, in which the endometrium is completely reabsorbed by the animal (covert menstruation) at the end of its reproductive cycle. This article concentrates on the menstrual cycle as it occurs in human beings.

Gavel
06-02-2008, 09:12 PM
Menstrual cycle
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Menstration)

In the female reproductive system, the menstrual cycle is a recurring cycle of physiologic changes that occurs in reproductive-age females. Overt menstruation (where there is blood-flow from the vagina) occurs primarily in humans and close evolutionary relatives such as chimpanzees. The females of other species of placental mammal have estrous cycles, in which the endometrium is completely reabsorbed by the animal (covert menstruation) at the end of its reproductive cycle. This article concentrates on the menstrual cycle as it occurs in human beings.
She knows what "menstruation" is, idiot, considering the fact, being a teenage girl, she's experienced it before. She was playing on the fact that you spelled it wrong.

the afro ninja
06-02-2008, 09:22 PM
Wow. It's obvious she knows what it means.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
06-02-2008, 09:41 PM
This thread has lost its welcome here. How the hell did we get talking about menstruation anyways?

Mantha
06-04-2008, 08:06 AM
Beats me, but I sure found out a lot of useful information!

Thanks afro ninja!