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asdfstick
02-05-2013, 07:04 PM
I'm getting bored on these forums, so I decided too have a little fun with this by doing role playing( i'm pretty sure that's what it's called).
Example: Miner: I hate mining gold
Miner2: yeah I know
Miner: yeah whatever i'm quitting
Miner3: no they'll catch you!
Miner: Too bad
Miner2: he's a goner
Miner: ha! I told you I would esca*gets crushed by a random boulder*

This one takes place as a swordwrath about to get killed by a Juggerknight.
Juggerknight: any last words before I kill you?
Swordwrath: let me go?
Juggerknight: ...ok
I know this isn't good.

This one on Stick War 2
Spearton: Ha! Order Empire is so stupid by having only swordwraths attack us speartons.
Spearton2: but sir we are the tutorial level
Speaton: ...so...we are still strong.
Spearton2: on normal mode
Spearton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the best I got so far.
Note: I have a lot of these in mind which is one of the reasons I started this thread.

FailingAtFailing
02-05-2013, 08:12 PM
Giant: GIANT! GIANT!
Magikill: wtf
Giant: GIANT! GIANT!
Magikill: Am I in Pokemon?

DragonFrost
02-05-2013, 08:16 PM
100 archidons: rofl one magikill and a spearton? Those poor people. I feel sorry for them.
1 magikill: spearton! Hear that? They are insulting us! You defend me and I'll kill them!
100 archidons shoot the spearton to death, but it was too late, the magikill blasted them all.
Magikill: NOOOO!! MY BUDDY SPEARTON! At least I avenged you,

asdfstick
02-05-2013, 08:37 PM
This takes place after a battle against Chaos
Swordwrath: HELP I'M DYING
Swordwrath2: yeah I noticed that
Swordwrath: I NEED A MERIC
Swordwrath2: Yeah i'm trying to get one
Swordwrath: I HAVE NO ARM
Swordwrath2: I NOTICED
Spearton: get him to shut up
Swordwrath2: i'm trying
Swordwrath: i'm...bleeding...out
Swordwrath2: FINALLY you shut up
Meric: I arrived
Swordwrath2: heal my stupid friend so he'll shut up
Meric: ok
*Swordwrath dies*
Meric: I think it's working
Swordwrath2: yeah he's just sleeping. Let's go
Spearton: alright
Meric: ok
Swordwrath2: I guess we'll leave since you like taking naps in the dirt weirdo.

Triss
02-06-2013, 04:48 AM
*In a battle
Spearton: Sup.
Juggerknight: Sup.
Spearton: You should do it first.
Juggerknight: No, you should hit first.
Spearton: As a respected gentleman I insist you hit first.
Juggerknight: And as another respected gentleman you should hit first.

Bombers:Fuck this shit.
*Blows up and killed the spearton.
Juggerknight: Well, that escalated quickly.
Magikill: Just shut da ass up.
*Blows up the juggerknight on his ass.
Magikill: I'm doing it like a boss.

Bladed Fire
02-06-2013, 06:20 AM
Marrowkai: Reaper spell!!!
EGiant: Ohhh, stop dragging, it's itchy!
Marrowkai: How dare you, feel my hell fists!
EGiant: What the hell is these puny things, it just touch my legs... Useless....
Marrowkai: Grrr... How dare you... Minions come.out!
EGiant: W...What is these devil things..?
Minions: Serve the lord, attack him!
EGiant: Ignore him better...
That's why Marrowkai.needs a minion summon spell...

neckromorph
02-06-2013, 06:31 AM
Battle again chaos

Swordwarth 1: fuk yeah 70 swordwarth army atk
Bommer 1: i hate mine life
Swordwarth 2: way, is that 20 bommer
Swordwarth 3: FUK NO!!!
Swordwarth 4: OPEN THE GATE
Miner 1: hell no
Miner 2: RIP guy
Swordwarth 1: spfjsioighwogsi (unable to translate)

_Ai_
02-06-2013, 06:33 AM
Killing Animation Humour : 1 Spearton, 3 Swords

Spearton : Alright! Your HP bar is depleted!
Sword 1 : So what?
Spearton : Stand still right there
Sword 1 : Lol okay
Spearton : *Leaps into the air*
Sword 2 : Woah. Cool.
Spearton : *Stabs*
Sword 1 : Hey, WTF! Help me!
Sword 2 : No it is so cool, i dont wanna interrupt it, right?
Sword 3 : Totally.
Sword 1 dies. Spearton goes to Sword 2.
Sword 2 : Yo, cool thing you did there
Spearton : I know right?

And goes on....

Triss
02-06-2013, 06:42 AM
Another story:

Dead: I want a hug....
Sword 1: Don't you frickin dare get close to me!
Sword 2: Runnn!!!!
Dead: I want a hug :(
*Throws his rotten body part.
Sword 1: Gah, I'm poisoned! My strength, seeping away.....
Sword 1: Patch me up dude!
Sword 2: No way! I'm not going to get closer to the Dead!
Dead: I want a hug.....
Sword 1: Help me you bastard! He's getting closer!!
Sword 2: No friggin way!
Dead: I want a hug :)
Sword 1: ARRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sword 2: Whoa, that's a strong cuddle...
Dead: I want a hug......:o
Sword 1: (Turns rotten) Thanks, bastard.
Sword 1: I want a hug........
Sword 2: Fahk! It's contagious! Run Away!!!!!
*Throws a rotten body part...
Sword 2: Uhmmmmm.....No hard feelings?
Sword 1: I want a hug.......
Sword 2: Fuck.

asdfstick
02-06-2013, 04:37 PM
A spearton( the leader) and his wife( a meric) along with a group of speartons ambush the leader of the juggerknights and his squad. The speartons send them to the pit. The leader of the juggs tries to reason with them.
Jugg leader: I was just sending a message to the leader of the Order Empire. Medusa sent me.
Speaton leader: I don't think so.
*Jugg leader hands him a note* Jugg Leader: here it is
Spearton leader: this looks like a forgery note. This could've been part of your plan. I won't let you live. I'm not risking it.
Meric: what if he's telling the truth.
Spearton leader: stay out of this.
Jugg leader: This is blasphemy, this is MADNESS!
Spearton leader: madness
*the spearton leader looks at his wife*
* the meric shakes her head*
*spearton looks back*
Spearton Leader: madness...
Spearton Leader: THIS IS INNAMORTA!* kicks the Jugg leader in the pit*
*The speartons finish off the others*
Spearton leader: let's get out of here.

WyzDM
02-06-2013, 05:35 PM
Dead: Brains.

*walks away with free post count and pretentious sip of tea*

KrayZStick
02-06-2013, 06:02 PM
Shadowraith sneaks up to Miner.
http://images.wikia.com/stick-empires/images/f/fa/Knifion.jpg
YAW!!! Assassinates Miners, walks away.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxNjAw/$%28KGrHqF,%21n8E-%29mwlqB,BPtEcT5Eog%7E%7E60_45.JPG

petmuju
02-07-2013, 08:21 AM
Me: *Picks up sword and becomes swordwrath when statue is being attacked by 300 speartons.* THIS IS OUR SIDE OF ORDER!!! *charges out of castle alone* uhh...
300 speartons: THIS IS ORDER/SPEARTA/SPARTA!!!!!! *goes and murder dat swordwrath version of me...*

Triss
02-07-2013, 08:26 AM
Shadowrath: Shadow Clone no Jutsu!
*Splits into 5 clones
Magikill: Inferno no Jutsu!
*All clones are dead.
Magikill: pwned.

asdfstick
02-07-2013, 06:50 PM
Swordwrath: what's that
shadowrath: looks like a pool of green...stuff
Miner: touch it
Swordwrath:why?
Spearton: i'll do it*touches it*
Shadowrath: uh...spearton ...guy
Spearton: what?
Shadowrath: you have a green drop icon above your head
Spearton: uhhh...ok
Miner: your health bar...it's slowly disappearing
Spearton: i'm pretty sure it's a glitch
User: yeah...a glitch*giggles*
*Spearton dies*
Swordwrath: really. that's 2 that randomly take dirt naps
Miner: yeah
Swordwrath: aren't you supposed to be mining
Miner: SHUT UP!

ShadowyWhisper
02-07-2013, 08:23 PM
Spearton 1:Hey, aren't we from Sparta???
Spearton 2:I guess they made a place called Spearta. sigh*
Archidon: Guys, there's 40 bombers and 2 Giants coming at us!!!
Miner 1:I will save you! Don't worry!
miner gets trampled by bombers*
Miner 2:Guess he was wrong there.
Miner 3:Guess so
SwordWrath 1: Guys there's still 40 bombers and 2 Giants...

Spearton 1:So are we from Sparta or Spearta?

jli
02-07-2013, 09:17 PM
Spearton 1:Hey, aren't we from Sparta???
Spearton 2:I guess they made a place called Spearta. sigh*
Archidon: Guys, there's 40 bombers and 2 Giants coming at us!!!
Miner 1:I will save you! Don't worry!
miner gets trampled by bombers*
Miner 2:Guess he was wrong there.
Miner 3:Guess so
SwordWrath 1: Guys there's still 40 bombers and 2 Giants...

Spearton 1:So are we from Sparta or Spearta?

Magikill 1: Get out of the way, you morons... I will FULMINATE these bitches

KrayZStick
02-07-2013, 09:25 PM
Magikill 1: Get out of the way, you morons... I will FULMINATE these bitches

*Bombers run past Electric Wall and suicide-bombs Order Army.*

asdfstick
02-07-2013, 09:31 PM
Young swordwrath: it's dark out here
Marrowkai: hehhehheh he's perfect
young swordwrath: what was that
*Marrowkia hides*
Young swordwrath: uhhhhh better get out of here
Young swordwrath: i'm almost th-
Marrowkia: I'M GOING TO REAP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Young Swordwrath: OH SH-
To Be Continued

jli
02-07-2013, 09:32 PM
*Bombers run past Electric Wall and suicide-bombs Order Army.*

Magikill 2: You were supposed to cast the Blast spell you moron.

Panki
02-08-2013, 05:50 AM
Albowtross: The bombers cant hit me anyway!

Triss
02-08-2013, 08:59 PM
i know chaos better than u guys even without playing it
Please don't go off topic.

Albows: You can't hit me!
Bombers: Bombers. ASSEMBLE!
*20 bombers arrived.
Albows: you still can't hit me!
Bombers: Let's just blast him to smithereens.
*1 bomber blows up.
Albows: WTF? I can be hit?
Albows: Uhmmmm..... No hard feelings?
Bomber:AFLADFAJSDFLKA...ATTACK!!!!
Albows: FUUUUUUUUUUKKK.

KrayZStick
02-08-2013, 09:00 PM
Oh? Are you sure? List cost of every unit and research, including pop and time to build. Tell me how many hits for a crawler to kill a miner. Do you know? HUH? HUH?
Somewhat 8 hits from crawler to kill miner, I'm estimating.
I'm also estimating, and please note that I didn't check anything such as looking at wiki or anything when doing this amazing list:
Crawler 100 gold, 7/8 sec
Dead 400 gold 200 mana, 14 seconds
Marrowkai 400 gold 400 mana, 20 seconds
Medusa 500 gold 500 mana, 30 seconds
juggerknight 450 gold 50 mana, 20 seconds
bomber 75 gold, 6 seconds
eclipsor 400 gold 150 mana, 20 seconds
giant 1500, 40 seconds

Panki
02-08-2013, 09:23 PM
Panki, you had chaos longer than me but you didn't know that? T.T chaos players should get to know the race a bit better...

I don't use detonate much. An stick you're an asshole.

Crawlers: Get back in your castle! *attacks*
Miner: Okay! *crawlers leave*
Heh, dumbasses.
Crawlers: Get back in the castle! *attacks miners again*
Castle archer: GET THE FUCK OUT!

petmuju
02-09-2013, 08:13 AM
We awr da Magikills! And today, we shall summon... UNITY!!! *archidons breaks up and runs all over the place*
Hey, what are you all doing!?!?! I said, UNITY!!!

DragonFrost
02-09-2013, 08:19 AM
*crawlers attack the enemy base*
Crawlers: hahaha! Die miners!
*castle archer appears*
Crawlers: OH FUK.
*crawlers run away except one*
*1 crawler runs around dodging arrows*
1 crawler: hahaha! You can't hit me! Guys, go kill the miners while I keep the castle archer busy!
*silence*
1 crawler: Guys? Where are you?
*looks back to find the other crawlers, and gets shot*

KrayZStick
02-09-2013, 08:39 AM
*Enemy Spearton runs up and goes into shield wall mode*
*Allied Castle Archer Shoots at Spearton*
*Enemy mob of Swordwraith charge statue*
*Archer keeps shooting at Spearton and not Swordwraith*
Miner: Hey you idiot! SHOOT AT THE FREAKING SWORDWRAITH, THEY'RE DESTROYING THE STATUE!!! MORON!!
*Archer steps behind castle and shoots miner*

asdfstick
02-09-2013, 04:01 PM
The Reaping part 2
Young Swordwrath: stay away or i'll kill you
Marrowkia: ha! with only 2 bars of health and moderate attack damage?
Young Swordwrath: um.....yeah
Marrowkia: look a reaper
Reaper: hi
Young Swordwrath: where did he come from
Marrrowkai: i summoned him Rtard
*Young Swordwrath runs*
Marrowkia: get him reaper
Reaper: i'll reap him to death.
To be continued...again

SW2 first appearance of Medusa
Swordwrath: woot we captured that giant
Spearton2: yeah
Medusa: hahahaha
Spearton: what was that
Swordwrath: it came from that castle*looks up* oh crap she's ugly
Medusa: You fools thought Innamorta bel
Spearton: that voice is horrible
Swordwrath: MAKE IT STOP
Medusa: HEY let me finish my speech!
Swordwrath2: STOP TALKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*explodes*
User: da fuq
*Medusa finishes her speech*
Spearton2: thank god it's over
Swordwrath: wait how are we going to fight Chaos and the Rebels at the same time?
Rebel Leader: today we gather here to
Swordwrath: OH $H!T THEY TEAMED WITH HER
Rebel Leader: wait let me finish
Spearton2: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Rebel Leader: YOU KNOW WHAT WE DID TEAM WITH HER AND HER GAY-LOOKING ARMY
Medusa: uh yeah he did
Swordwrath: we're f***ed
And the Order Empire was no more.

asdfstick
02-11-2013, 08:01 PM
The Reaping part 3
Y. Swordwrath: *catches breath* I got to get the hell out of here
Marrowkia: look fists from the ground *fists grap Y. sword's balls*
Y. Swordwrath: ughh...ughh...you...bastard
Marrokia: ha you're trapped now. Reaper here he is
Reaper: IT'S REAPING TIME!
Y. Swordwrath: ughh..asdfstick!
asdfstick: what
Y. sword: make...another...to be continued...
asdfstick:... fine
To be continued(hopefully the last one).

petmuju
02-11-2013, 09:36 PM
Medusa: Ya'll enslaved ma babies! I would newur forgeeve yoo! I so angree yoo sleve tham I gonna keel yoo end keep keelleeng yoo until your dea-*dies for not breathing*
Magikill: Then I guess we won the game then didn't we?
Swordwrath: What do you mean game? 126 of my brothers died in the previous battles...
Magikill: But isn't there a start game button at the main menu?
Swordwrath: What main menu or start game? It's a real life war isn't it what do you mean game??? *mind not blown but exploded and the swordwrath dyied of brain explosion*

asdfstick
02-13-2013, 08:07 PM
The Reaping part 4(the final part)
Y. swordwrath: ...ugh...i'm...too...young...to...dieeeee
Marrowkia: ha! do you like fists in your testicles?
Y. swordwrath: you...monster
Reaper: time to reap you!
Y. swordwrath: nooooooooo!
???: I'LL SAVE YOU!!!
Y. swordwrath and Marrowkia: WHAT!
*slashes reaper*
Reaper: ughhhhhhhh
Marrowkia: who are y*slices off head* ughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Y. Swordwrath: thank you for saving me
???: hmm
Y. Swordwrath: who are you?
???: I must remain a secret. You must go now
Y. Swordwrath: ...ok *runs off*
???: *to himself* yeahhh... yeahhh... if anyone's going to reap you it's going to be me!

THE END?

BuddyLucky2
02-13-2013, 09:05 PM
Meanwhile at the Grand council of SE: Buddy the Mage "Hey guys anyone want to play me"? Crim the archerless archer: "NO BUDDY YOU MOTH*R FU*KER GO THE FU*K TO SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP"! Tec: "Everyone we have a mission from crazyjay" Azxc: "...so...I don't really feel like it" Tec: "WELL FU*K YOUR FEELINS(Eminem reference)WE ARE EXECUTING THIS MISSION!" Buddy: Whats the mission? Tec opens the letter: "Ok.......our mission is..........to go out to inamorta town and get crazyjay two mana taco's and brock mana nachos from Mana Bell". Crim: "THATS OUR FU*KIN MISSION TO GET MANA BELL FOOD...FUCK THIS...BUDDY I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOUR NOT SLEEPING!" Tec: "Crim calm down". Crim shocks the sh*t out of tec and says: "DON'T EVERY TELL ME TO CALM DOWN"! Azxc: "Oh No he is having a rage attack". Buddy: "Whats that"? Azxc: "Its when you get so pissed you feel like you want to kill for stupid reasons" Crim: "BUDDY YOUR NOT FU*KING SLEEPING"!...."Your Dead" Buddy: "OH SH*T"! Azxc: "BUDDY RUN"! Buddy: "I can't" Azxc: "WHY"!? Buddy: "I'm a mage"...Crim shoots buddy in the a*s Buddy:"RAPE"! Crim: "its not rape...its about to be your death" But just then Crazyjay appears on the screen(Tv): "Whats taking our food so long"? and after speaking crazyjay examines the room where Buddy is leaning over with a arrow in his a*s and crim looking like he is about to beat Buddy's a*s and tec being shocked in the corner. Azxc: "uh...Crazyjay...we had a little problem" Crazyjay: "Uh... nevermind I think I will just go to mana bell...so uh have fun". Crazyjay thinking to himself: "Wow I didn't that the TGC was a bunch of qu**rs" THE END!

asdfstick
02-14-2013, 03:52 PM
Valentines day in Stick Empires.

Swordwrath: this is great
Miner2: yeah
Miner: mfmmmmmmf
Miner3: is he still under that boulder?
Miner2: yeah

Magikill: hey baby
Meric: yes?
Magikill: would you like to be the dot on my staff
Meric: :O *slap*
Magikill: ow bitch

Y. swordwrath: isn't this great to have a party in our castle?
???: yeah...yeah it is
???: we need to talk in the bathroom
Y. sword: why?
???: um...something
Y. sword: ...ok
???: hehehe

Spearton: i'm going to propose to her
Swordwrath2: well good luck
Archidon: yeah hopefully she'll accept sine it's valentines day.
Spearton: off I go
Spearton: uhhh Carol?
Meric2: yess?
*kneels down* will you merry me??????*has a golden ring*
Meric2: ohh i'm not to that point yet
*Spearton goes insane*
Spearton: ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!!!!! I SPENT 1,500 GOLD ON THIS RING!!!!! THAT WAS ALMOST ALL I HAD!!!! THIS IS THE SAME COST OF GETTING A PET GIANT!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?! HUH?! WOULD YOU LIKE A GIANT INSTEAD!!!!!!!!???
*everyone's silent*
Meric2: :'O
Swordwrath2: ohh...s**t
Archidon: he's f***ed
Miner: mmmmfmmmmmmmmf?
Magikill: woah what the f**k?
*Meric2 starts sobbing*
Spearton: oh god i'm sorry!
*Meric2 runs out of the castle*
Miner2: d-did he just do that?
Achidon: did he really just yell?
Swordwrath2: does a giant really cost 1.5k gold?
*??? comes from the bathroom with Y. sword unconscious*
???: what did I miss?

Happy Valentines Day to whoever the hell celebrates it!

isgood
02-14-2013, 04:03 PM
Medusa: YOU MUST ALL DIIIIEEE!!!
*pauses game*
Medusa: damn it

petmuju
02-14-2013, 07:40 PM
Valentines day in Stick Empires.

Spearton: uhhh Carol?
Meric2: yess?
*kneels down* will you merry me??????*has a golden ring*
Meric2: ohh i'm not to that point yet
*Spearton goes insane*
Spearton: ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!!!!! I SPENT 1,500 GOLD ON THIS RING!!!!! THAT WAS ALMOST ALL I HAD!!!! THIS IS THE SAME COST OF GETTING A PET GIANT!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?! HUH?! WOULD YOU LIKE A GIANT INSTEAD!!!!!!!!???
*everyone's silent*
Meric2: :'O
Swordwrath2: ohh...s**t
Archidon: he's f***ed
Miner: mmmmfmmmmmmmmf?
Magikill: woah what the f**k?
*Meric2 starts sobbing*
Spearton: oh god i'm sorry!
*Meric2 runs out of the castle*
Miner2: d-did he just do that?
Achidon: did he really just yell?
Swordwrath2: does a giant really cost 1.5k gold?
*??? comes from the bathroom with Y. sword unconscious*
???: what did I miss?

Happy Valentines Day to whoever the hell celebrates it!

Valentine's in a nutshell. XD
Off to get a 'pet' giant! XD

KrayZStick
02-14-2013, 07:59 PM
Valentine's in a nutshell. XD
Off to get a 'pet' giant! XD
Imma get a pet cat(stick empires reference).

petmuju
02-14-2013, 08:01 PM
Imma get a pet cat(stick empires reference).

You're right! These pets are much cheaper! But my empire is Order... I'll get pet swordwraths even if their not animals! XD

DragonFrost
02-14-2013, 08:04 PM
Arrested for slavery!

BuddyLucky2
02-14-2013, 08:08 PM
TGC continued: "CRIM...PUT THE GUN DOWN" said Azxc. Crim: "NO! you are all under my control..." just then Aiman enters and says "hi guys whats going on"? Crim responds quickly: "DIE"! and shoots aiman's wings. Aiman: "OH SH*T I'M GOING TO DIE"! Crim: "NO SH*T SHERLOCK...I WANTED YOU DEAD"! Aiman crashes on the ground and says his last words "Why did you kill me"? :'( and dies right in front of crim. Crim shows no remorse or guilt and turns to Azxc and says "you made me DO THIS"! Azxc: "No crim all I was doing was fu*king animating" Crim: "LIAR! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL"! Azxc:..."I will do what I must"!(pulls out his golden sword) Crim "You will try but how can a foolish swordwrath like you get me a archer with a GUN"!(Evil) Azxc:"Ragimontosis"!(Special to azxc, A sword spell to translate to the most powerful rage ability) and azxc charges through the deadly bullets of Crim's gun to save the council from the betraying archer(gunman whatever). Azxc stabs straight threw Crim and says "YOUR AN A*SHOLE CRIM" And ends crims life...or so he thought... Azxc revives tec and burries poor Aiman...Azxc: "This one to many innocent lives lost today(refering to aiman)" and a heartbreaking betrayal from our...old friend Crim"...(dramatic silence). Tec: "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN(Upset and Angry)"!? Azxc: "Tec...Crim got pissed". Tec: "Oh...that explains it"..."AND I'M NOT SLEEPING EITHER"! is randomly yelled from where crim was killed. Tec and Azxc ran to the room to find a evil marrowkai(Crim) standing ready to attack and so they(Tec and Azxc) immediately sprang into action but they only weakened him...and the evil marrowkai rapidly sent reapers before they(tec and azxc) could kill him. With their minds being controlled it was a helpless battle but they tried to fight it out because the evil moron was almost dead but...so were they(basically everyone is low on health). Just before the marrowkai could finish Tec and Azxc..."FULMANATE"! is heard and there appeared Buddy the Mage. Buddy yelled: "DIE MARROWMORON!" as he blew him up and saved Tec and Azxc. Azxc: "YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD IT WITH THIS STUPID SH*T"! Buddy: "What"? Azxc: "ALL I TRY TO DO IS FU*KING ANIMATE AND I GET INTERRUPTED BY STUPID SH*T LIKE RAGING CRIM OR PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL ME...ITS BULLSH*T"! Tec:"Ikr"! Buddy: "Well...at least now its over" Azxc: "I know but it sucks that this all happened because of crazyjay's stupid mission" Buddy: "CRAZYJAY'S MISSIONS ARE NOT STUPID EVEN IF IT IS JUST TO GET FOOD! HE WORKS HARD"! Azxc: "Well answer me this buddy, was this mission so important that it was worth aiman's life"? Buddy:"....Well....it was not Crazyjay's intention for Crim to rage and aiman to die from his rage" Crazyjay appears on the mission briefing screen:.... "I think your all whacked....so keep up the good work being whacked" Buddy: "Wait you like us being whacked/crazy"? Crazyjay: "Yeah its in my game name ;)...So uh sorry about aiman and I'm going to go back to working on my game so bye"....(crazyjay turns off the briefing screen) Buddy: "What a great guy":) Tec: he...he destroyed my council........................................... .................................................. .................................................. .............................The End..............

asdfstick
02-14-2013, 08:14 PM
Prisoners of war
P. Miner: this sucks a$$
P. Swordwrath: I don't get it I garrisoned
Juggerknight: your execution will be scheduled tomorrow
P.Miner: oh come on i'm just a miner!
Juggerknight: too bad you're all gonna die!
P. Meric: oh no!
P. swordwrath: meric! I want to do something before we die
P. Meric: what?
P. swordwrath: SHOW ME DEM BOOBIES!
*meric slaps sword*
P. Swordwrath: oh come on we're about to die!
P. Meric: yeah tomorrow!
P. sword: i hate my life!
*the next day*
Juggerknight: alright Medusa said to give all of you a last meal before you die. What would you like?
P miner: what should I get?
P. meric maybe this guy is stupid
*P. sword mumbles to himself* i want dem breast
P. miner: i highly doubt this guy is stupid but i'll try something
Jugg: so what do you want?
P. miner: oh i don't know.............a file?
P. Swordwrath: ...oh and one of your finest axes?
P. Meric: ...and crawlers to ride on to help us escape?
Juggerknight: hmmmmm
*later on*
Medusa: *facepalm* you...are...fired
JuggerKnight: well $h!t
Medusa then stones the Juggerknight in the face-palming position.



Tecness: I FINISHED IT FOR YOU.


SW2 the final battle part 1
Spearton Leader: ORDER!!!! WE HAVE ARRIVED TO TAKE DOWN MEDUSA AND THE REST OF HER ARMY!!!!
All: YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spearton Leader: READY YOUR ARMS!!!! FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swordwrath57: dude stop making 300 refrences.
Spearton Leader: SHUT UP! NOW GET READY FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!
Spearton: yeah...Carol you still forgive me right?
Meric2: i'll decide that later
???: well you ready? Because i'm ready *licks his lip*
Y. swordwrath: ...yeah i'm ready
Miner2: WE MUST MINE TO OUR DEATHS!!
Miner3: that sounds stupid
Miner: mmmmfmmmfmmmmmmmmf
Spearton Leader: WE MUST FINISH PREPARING!!!!
To be continued...

asdfstick
02-16-2013, 09:07 AM
double post O.O

Miner2: I am tired of moving this boulder around with us
Miner: mmmfmmmmmmmmmmmmmf
Miner3: how are you alive?
Miner: mmmfmmmmmmmmfmmmmfmmfmmfmfmfm
Miner3: ok well we have to go back to Order
Marrowkia: i don't think so
Miner2 and 3: OH $H!T!
Miner: MMMFMMMMMMFMFMFMFMFMFM!
Marrowkia: time to die!
Miner2: we have to run
Miner3: we can't leave our friend trapped under a boulder.
Miner2: crap well we have to kill the marrowkia!
Miner3: YEAH...where did he go?
Marrowkia: right here*behind miner2*
Miner2: AHH!!!
Marrowkia: it's reaping time!
miner3: NOOOOOO
Miner2: REAP REAP REAP REAP!!!
Marrowkia: you like that don't ya?
Miner2: I...need...help
Miner: mmfmmfmf
Miner3: I'LL SAVE YOU
Miner3: DADA DA DA...*gets stabed through the mouth by the marrowkia's staff
Miner2: HOLY CRAP HE'S DEAD?
Miner: MMFMMMMMMFMMFMFMFMFM!
Marrowkia: your turn!
Miner2: don't...tear...my...insides...out
Marrowkia: too bad
Miner2: NOOOO...*dead*
Miner: mmfmmf?
*hells fists destroys the boulder*
Miner: WHAT HAPPENED
Marrowkia: your little friends died!
Miner: you bastard! You think it's funny killing and reaping people? Innocent people?
Marrowkia: well i'm part of Chaos so yeah
Miner: well you need to stop!
Marrowkia: hmmmm...no
Miner: dammit *dies*

asdfstick
02-16-2013, 09:46 AM
SE anger management therapy.
Magikill: so why are you all here now?
Crawler: I have 1 bar of health
Archidon: shut up crawler you stole my thing!
Meric: i'm slow!
Swrodwrath: i'm glowing red!
Spearton: I can't throw my spear!
Medusa: my snakes won't do what I say but I can't kill them becuase they're a part of me!
Snakes: Medusa's breast are ugly and it makes us barf poison!
Marrowkia: Medusa made me laugh so hard I broke my funny bone!
Miner: I deal low damage!
Enslaved Miner: I'm a slave!
Giant: I use my dead friend's body as a weapon!
Enslaved Giant: I throw boulders but I can't use my fists as a weapon when enemies get too close and i'm a slave
Shadowrath: i'm still visible when i'm cloaked!
Magikill: ok hmm I see all of yall's problems.
All: WHAT!
Magikill: you're all in a game
All: ...KILL HIM!
Magikill: WAIT WAIT NOOOO*dead*

asdfstick
02-16-2013, 11:52 AM
Quadra Post o.O

Owell This one is more like a song
Magikill: Spearton! How did you get here so quickly and safely?
Spearton: Well...I...
Finished a crawler LIKE A BOSS
Met a Marrowkia LIKE A BOSS
Outran the reaper LIKE A BOSS
Pwned the Marrowkia LIKE A BOSS
Went to Medusa LIKE A BOSS
Avoided her eyes LIKE A BOSS
Chopped her head off LIKE A BOSS
Freed the elements LIKE A BOSS
Journeyed back home LIKE A BOSS
Got to Order LIKE A BOSS
Got inside the caslte LIKE A BOSS
F***ed a Meric LIKE A BOSS
Went into your room LIKE A BOSS
Now i'm here LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Magikill: hmm such a series of events for you.
Spearton: yeah epic
Magikill: just one thing
Spearton: yeah?
Magikill: the meric is pregnat
Sperton: WHAT!!!
Parody of the song: Like a boss(duh)

BuddyLucky2
02-17-2013, 02:35 PM
Magikill:"I swear I hate NINJA'S!"
Meric:"Why?"
Magikill:"They haunt and ruin my life...LOOK AT THIS POSTER I FOUND!"
The poster says:"HEY ALL NINJAS, MAGIKILL HUNTING SEASON IS HERE!"
Meric:..."well damn"
Magikill Starts Crying: "Why?"..."They take me as a joke"..."Like I'm a huntable animal...:'("
Magikill turns Angry:"THATS IT!"..."ITS TIME TO GET MY REVENGE!"
Magikill travels to the shadowrath: "HEY A**HOLES GET THE FU*K OUT HERE!"
Ninja Leader:"Are you drunk...?"
Magikill:"Are you an a**hole?" (by the way he is drunk)
Ninja Leader:"Woah chill man!"
Magikill:"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM THE FU*K DOWN!"
Ninja Leader:"Why you so pissed?"
Magikill:"BECAUSE OF THIS!" *Shows Poster*
Ninja Leader:"This is from when we were rebels...."
Magikill: :O *Facepalm* well I'm too drunk too...*Falls Asleep*
Ninja Leader:....."uh.....oh boy" *puts the mage in a bed.*
Calls his wife with a mana phone:"Hello this Mrs.Meric who is this?"
Ninja Leader:"This is Ninzxc"...(Azxc's brother) "Yeah we need you to pick up your husband"....(note this mage is not Buddy)
Meric:"oh boy is he drunk?"...
Ninja Leader:...."Yes".....
Meric:"I think...can you just keep him for the night?"
Ninja Leader:"I guess"...
*The Mage wakes up drunk and blows himself up*
Ninja Leader:....."On second thought do you know how to heal somebody that turns into flames?"
Meric:...."uh no".....
Ninja Leader:...."Sh*t"......*Facepalm* *hangs up phone*
Ninja:"Uh sir....we are being attacked by 500 crawlers"..."They appear to be stacked on top of eachother in a small circle formation"
Ninja Leader:"OH COME ON AND JUST WHEN WE LOST THAT MAGE!"...."We...Are...Fu*ked"
Ninja Leader:"We only have 50 of us and five hundred of them how can we win?
5 seconds later...
Ninja Leader:..."I'm being RAPED!"
The Next Day
Buddy: "Whoever raped and killed these ninjas...thank you"
*Buddy gets stoned*
Buddy:..."Forgot...about...that...b*tch" *Dies*
Medusa: "I AM THE MASTER OF B*TCHING!" :D THE END!

ShadowyWhisper
02-17-2013, 02:38 PM
Spearton:I'm a Spearton
Spearton2:Me too
Spearton3:Me too
Spearton4:Me too
Spearton5:Me too
Spearton6:Me too
Spearton7:Me too
Spearton8:Me too
Spearton9:Me too
Spearton10:Me too
Spearton11Me too
Spearton12:Me too
Spearton13:Me too

asdfstick
02-17-2013, 02:56 PM
???: hey uh what an adventure we had at that valentines party
Y. swordwrath: wasn't I unconsious during that party?
???: uhhh yeah you were. You saw how big my balls were and you were so amazed you fainted
Y. swordwrath: i don't remember that
???: well it happened
Jugg: DIE!
???: did you hear that?
y. swordwrath: yeah
Jugg: ha ha ha you will perish
???: hmmm i don't think so
Y. swordwrath: OH SH!T WE'RE GONNA DIE. I'M SO YOUNG!!!! I ALMOST GOT REAPED BY A REAPER AND NOW WE'RE GONNA DIE FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jugg and ???: ...
???: don't worry i'm the master of reaping
Jugg: HA you can't reap me i have buns of steel- OH MY GOD!!! *getting reaped*
???: yeah I don't think so
Jugg: how...did...you...do...that!?
???: oh I have my ways
Jugg: ughh*dies*
Y. swordwrath: wow you are the be*shot by an arrow*
Y. swordwrath: AHH...help sir* dies*
???: NOOOOOO! He was my companion. I'll kill you you dickfart!
Eclipsor: hahaha good luck...WHAT THE F*** *??? lands on him*
???: i'm going to give the worst reap of your life!
Eclipsor: DID YOUR DICK JUST SHARPE- AHHHHH THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!*dies*
???: I make sure to burn your body after that. Rest In Peace swordwrath.

asdfstick
02-17-2013, 03:18 PM
No, i meant this part

lol
Yeah like I said, ??? is mysterious. He has mysterious powers(you get the message don't ya).

3 swords vs 1 jugg

Jugg: you can't defeat me!
Swordwrath3: arg
Swordwrath2: if we team up on him we can defeat him
Swordwrath3: YEAH!
Jugg: NOPE *throws axe at sword3. Picks him up and slams him on the ground*
Swords1 and 2: :O
Jugg: ha
Swordwrath: YOU'LL PAY* runs at him*
Swordwrath2: WAIT
Swordwrath: DIE*strikes at the jugg but he grabs the sword* WHAT *Jugg stabs him with his sword*
Swordwrath2: DAMN YOU *charges*
Jugg: *to himself* what the f*** is he doing?
Swordwrath2: YAHHHH!*glows red*
Jugg: WHAT THE HELL!!! THE LEGEND IS TRUE HE'S A SUPER STICK!!!!
Swordwrath2: no you idiot, i'm raging
Jugg: ohh...well f***
*Swordwrath2 kills him*
Swordwrath2: I have avenged you my comrads
Swordwrath3: uhh...i-i'm...a-a-live?
Swordwrath2: NO! *kills swordwrath3* I AVENGED YOU! YOU SPOILED THE MOMENT! ASS!

asdfstick
02-17-2013, 08:02 PM
SW2 the truce

R. Magikill: we wish to join your empire against Chaos
Magikill: should've done that long ago.
R. Swordwrath: hey we're joining you don't start sh!t now
Magikill: well i'm just telling you that
Reference douche: our armies will be over 9000!!!!!
R. spearton: so we doing this or not?
Reference douche: why? Are you not entertained?
R. spearton: ...what
R. magikill: so yeah we are joining you
Magikill: NOW WE MUST FIGHT FOR INNAMORTA
Reference douche: THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!
Magikill: we must prepare.
Medusa: what I don't exist anymore
Magikill: did you hear something?
Medusa: ...dicks

DragonFrost
02-17-2013, 09:39 PM
Order miner: ow! My back hurts after a long day of mining!
Chaos miner: I agree!
Order miner: you don't look familiar, are you new?
(chaos miner is a spy)
Chaos miner: uhhhh, sure?
Order miner: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SURE? SAY YES OR NO!
Chaos miner: YES OR NO!
Order miner: are you making fun of me? That's it! I'm telling the boss to fire you!
*chaos miner gets fired and goes back to chaos*
Medusa: wtf was that, miner! You were supposed to be a spy...
*medusa facepalms*
Medusa: you're fired from chaos due to your uselessness (chaos has too many miners already)
Chaos miner: OMFG why do I always get fired?
Elemental: hey, miner. Wanna join us?
Chaos miner: promise not to fire me?
Elemental: Okay!
*elemental *waters* chaos miner*
Elemental: you told me not to fire you, so I watered you XD

KrayZStick
02-18-2013, 03:41 PM
New Thread? lol. Good story, they should encounter a bomber next.

C. Miner: Oh look, there's a midget ahead.
C. Miner 2: Looks like he has something in his hand....

asdfstick
02-20-2013, 09:07 PM
SE logic 1
Medusa: haha you can't kill me without getting poisoned
Swordwrath: dammit we got no Meric
Swordwrath2: stupid venom flux
Albowtross: i'll take care of this*flies over venom flux and gets poisoned* AHHH I'M DYING!!
Medusa: hahaha
Albowtross: THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!
Medusa: yeah it's a game so shut up!

m0ntana
02-20-2013, 09:09 PM
montana: GIANTS, MAJIKILLS, NINJAS, ATTACK!
7 giants: rawrhg
5 majikills: posion splatter!
6 ninjas: HIYAAAA
statue: death!!!why!!!why!!!

montana wins match

asdfstick
02-20-2013, 09:13 PM
SE logic 2
2 Swordwraths fighting each other
E. sword: you will die
*the other sword did more jab attacks*
E. sword: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SE logic 3
Giant: GIANT SMASH
all 8 swords in a group: OH NOOO
*giant smashes all 8 swords, only 3 die*
5 swords: ?
Giant: UH OH
*swords rage and kill the giant*

DragonFrost
02-21-2013, 07:15 AM
SE logic

Albows: lol noob bombers, you will all die.
*bombers run undernearth the albows and blowup*
Random albows who is coming to support the others: WTF HAPPENED?

isgood
02-21-2013, 07:56 AM
Juggernight: haha I blocked your hit
*spearton gets ready to jump*
Juggernight: WTF you look like a loser
*spearton jumps*
juggernight: oh crap....

stickman311
02-22-2013, 11:55 PM
Medusa:You must all die
Sword: oh crap
*Medusa petrifies herself and dies*
Sword:Should have known she was a joker

ShadowyWhisper
02-23-2013, 08:27 AM
7 Giants: We're going to destroy you, Miner!
Miner: Oh no!
8 Giants: Watch it we're coming
Miner: The horror!
9 Giants: We're almost there!!!
Miner: No please!
10 Giants: I'm swinging my club!
miner turns into a raging swordwrath and kills all the giants*
Miner: The horror!

KrayZStick
02-23-2013, 10:22 AM
*5 Giants arrive at your base*
Giants: Aha! I WIN NOOB!
Me: Uh no, you know why? SPEARTON RUSH!!! AAARRGGHH!!!
Giants: OH CRAP!
*1 Spearton rushes out*
Giants: Uhhhh, wtf?

asdfstick
02-24-2013, 02:26 PM
Swordwrath: their are too many crawlers!
Crawler80: their's not a lot of us
Swordwrath: I can't hold them off any longer! Magi quick
*Magikill casts explosion in the crawler horde all die except for the swordwrath*
Swordwrath: nice...job now we need a meric
Magikill: no we don't
Sword: um yeah we do. I lost my legs from the explosion and i'm bleeding out. I need a meric
Magikill: i'm old alright. All magikill are old for some damn reason
Sword: but i'm dying!
Magikill: i'm dying of old age so shut up
Sword: you're an ass
Magikill: I KILLED 80 CRAWLERS AND I'M AN ASS?!
Sword: pretty much
Magikill: I hope you die right now!
*sword dies*
Magikill: ha ha ha ha*heart attack*


Don't do drugs kids!

77Row
02-24-2013, 07:03 PM
http://i.wtfteam.net/u/f/1361834562.png

asdfstick
02-24-2013, 07:19 PM
http://i.wtfteam.net/u/f/1361834562.png
Nice job.
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________________
Magikill: alright we need a new plan to win against Chaos. So what are yall's ide-
Swordwrath: I got one
Magikill: you talked before I was done talking. You're getting the death penalty. Take him away.
Swordwrath: w-w-w-wait ahh f**k
Magikill: alright so...any ideas
Meric: stop executing people for small interruptions
Magikill: ...death penalty
Meric: wait i'm just sayi- ah f**k
Magikill: ANY IDEAS ANYONE!! None of them are bad ideas
Spearton: plan a lot of ambushes
Magikill: except for yours
Spearton: :'(

asdfstick
02-25-2013, 04:00 PM
The Wise magikill: shadow, you have the best cloak in all of Innamorta. You must assassinate the Jugg leader. Without his leadership, it will turn the tides of the war.
Shadow: yes my lord
*later*
Shadow: found him. Shinobi! *cloaked*
Jugg Leader: ughh my stomach hurts
Jugg2: I told you not to eat at Taco Stick
Jugg Leader: But that 3 layer bean burrito is sooo good!
Jugg2: don't aim your ass at me
*shadow is behind jugg leader*
Shadow: *to himself* ha I got him now
Jugg leader: I can't hold it! *farts heavily*
Jugg2: oh sick
Shadow: *to himself* ew his fart is nasty and all over me
Jugg leader: here comes another one*farts heavilyx5*
Shadow: *to himself* the fart is killing me! URGH*dies*
Jugg2: what was that!
Jugg Leader: AHH A GHOST*shits himself*
Jugg2: ...really

asdfstick
02-27-2013, 08:19 PM
The Magikill with mustaches.
M. Magikill: I mustache you a question
M. Magikill2: can you shave it for later
both: hahahahaha
Swordwrath: we need your help!
M. magikill: we can't
M. Magikill2: my power is in my secret stache
both: hahahahaha
Archidon: i've been shot! I need assistance!
M. magikill: i'm too lazy to walk
M. magikill2: I don't want to stache through the snow
both: hahahahaha
Swordwrath: come on now! we need your help*gets hit by an axe*
M. Magikill: he dead
M. magikill2: he couldn't stache it anymore
both: hahahahaha
Spearton: that was a terrible pun!*stabbed through the neck*
Jugg: Ha you're surrounded!
M. Magikill: uhh we surrender just don't rip our mustaches!
M. Magikill2: yeah
Jugg: ...*rips off mustache*
M. Magikill: :O...you BASTARDS*flies up in the air and the ground starts to shake
Jugg: WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING!
M. Magikll: *demonic voice* YOU'LL PAY FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE!!!
Jugg3: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE*starts running*
M. Magikill: HAHAHAHAHA NO RUNNING NOW! *inferno pits comes from the ground and hits the jugg*
Jugg3: AHHHHHHH*obliterated*
Juggs1 and 2: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
M. Magikill: NOW DIEEEEEEEEEEEE! *casts a huge explosion*
Juggs 1 and 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*explosion the same size of a nuke*
M. Magikill: phew glad that's over.
Albowtross: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! I SAW A NUKE EXPLOSION OVER HERE! WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED?
M. magikill: well it was their fault for ripping my mustache. Isn't that right mr. mustache
*M. magikill2 dies from the nuke*
M. magikill: heh taking a dirt nap.
*Albowtross shakes in fear* you...y-you casted that???
M. magikill: yes
Albowtross: you killed everyone! now it's just us 2* mechanical wings malfunction*
Albowtross: OH SHIT*falls to the ground and dies*
M. magikill: ha.............*forever alone*

m0ntana
02-27-2013, 08:41 PM
Montana becomes a unit in the game with powers of all units, fast as a wingadon and crawler, range of an archer and allow, sword
Like a swordwrath on rage and a spearton, poisoning and invisibility of a ninja, power and health of a giant, and can cure itself like a meric. Montana wins.

_Ai_
02-27-2013, 10:54 PM
Montana is OP, and nerfed. He is now not a unit anymore. He is replaced with a crawler.

BuddyLucky2
02-28-2013, 05:22 PM
The Magikill with mustaches.
M. Magikill: I mustache you a question
M. Magikill2: can you shave it for later
both: hahahahaha
Swordwrath: we need your help!
M. magikill: we can't
M. Magikill2: my power is in my secret stache
both: hahahahaha
Archidon: i've been shot! I need assistance!
M. magikill: i'm too lazy to walk
M. magikill2: I don't want to stache through the snow
both: hahahahaha
Swordwrath: come on now! we need your help*gets hit by an axe*
M. Magikill: he dead
M. magikill2: he couldn't stache it anymore
both: hahahahaha
Spearton: that was a terrible pun!*stabbed through the neck*
Jugg: Ha you're surrounded!
M. Magikill: uhh we surrender just don't rip our mustaches!
M. Magikill2: yeah
Jugg: ...*rips off mustache*
M. Magikill: :O...you BASTARDS*flies up in the air and the ground starts to shake
Jugg: WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING!
M. Magikll: *demonic voice* YOU'LL PAY FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE!!!
Jugg3: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE*starts running*
M. Magikill: HAHAHAHAHA NO RUNNING NOW! *inferno pits comes from the ground and hits the jugg*
Jugg3: AHHHHHHH*obliterated*
Juggs1 and 2: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
M. Magikill: NOW DIEEEEEEEEEEEE! *casts a huge explosion*
Juggs 1 and 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*explosion the same size of a nuke*
M. Magikill: phew glad that's over.
Albowtross: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! I SAW A NUKE EXPLOSION OVER HERE! WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED?
M. magikill: well it was their fault for ripping my mustache. Isn't that right mr. mustache
*M. magikill2 dies from the nuke*
M. magikill: heh taking a dirt nap.
*Albowtross shakes in fear* you...y-you casted that???
M. magikill: yes
Albowtross: you killed everyone! now it's just us 2* mechanical wings malfunction*
Albowtross: OH SHIT*falls to the ground and dies*
M. magikill: ha.............*forever alone*

This guy knows the TRUE POWER of mages...even if the mage is now...Forever alone XD

asdfstick
02-28-2013, 07:01 PM
The enslaved miners:
Marrowkia: you will work for your LIVES!
E. miner: I hate this*throws pickaxe, hits a miner*
E. miner4: OW! MY BACK IT'S BLEEDING!
E. miner: oh...
Marrowkia: great now were 1 miner short
E. Miner4: wait I can still mi*marrowkia kills him*
All miners: :O
Marrowkia: now who wants to join him
all miners shake their heads*
Marrowkia: that's what i thought now WORK!
Miner2: we should sing a song
Miner3: they might here us
Miner2: owell*starts singing*
we have been here for 8 days and we really need a break
but dumbass Medusa is here and our lives are at steak
she's on her period everyday
and is really really really gay
all miners* we've been for 8 days and we really need a break
but dumbass Medusa is here and our lives is at steak
she's on her period everyday
and is really really really gay!!!!
*miner 5 tap dances*
Miner2: LOUDER!
all miners: we've mined all day long
and we are singing this song!
that marrowkai over there is stupid is a loner
Miner7: i bet he can't even get a boner
Marrowkia: what the hell is going here!
get back to work you stupid queers
all: don't feel sad marrowkia you silly little stick
if you have a problem you can suck my dick!
MArrowkia: you're all gonna DIE
all: oh shit run and hide!
MArrowkia: ...idiots *casts hells fist*
*all miners die*
Marrowkia: ha
Medusa: did you just kill all the miners!
Marrowkia: I had to my lady
Medusa: you ruined our economy *petrifies marrowkia*
Medsua: ha take that!
Stoned marrowkia falls over*
Medusa: OH SHI-*crushes Medusa*

Panki
02-28-2013, 07:12 PM
How the beck do you pull this funny shit out of ass?

asdfstick
02-28-2013, 07:52 PM
How the beck do you pull this funny shit out of ass?
I get inspired by stuff.

Miner: oh noes bombers
Miner2: right everyone get in a group the bombers will never notice
Bombers: fireworks go boom bitchez
Swordwrath: i'll sacrifice myself*swordwrath runs to the bombers* *bombers run past*
Swordwrath: NO
all miners: AHHHHHHHH*all explode*
Swordwrath: dammit it's unfair!
Medusa: hahaha
Swordwrath: you're no better either
Medusa: what do you mean?
Swordwrath: you think it's funny having your own kind going around blowing up everything? You enjoy midget stickmen running with dynamite?
Medusa: -_-
Swordwrath: yeah you're all like"hey look a midget! I want you to blow up all the stuff I tell you to. I'm so bossy because i have small boobs and snakes for hair that vomit everytime they look at my boobs. So my stress relief is going to random midgets and planting them with dynamite to blow people up INNOCENT STICKMEN AND WOMEN!"
Medusa: -_-
Swordwrath: I'M MEDUSA BLAH BLAH BLAH SMALL BOOBS BLAH BLAH BLAH*stoned*
Medusa: what an idiot.
Jugg: haha that was funny BLAH BLAH BLAH SMALL BOOBS BLA*stoned*
Medsua: good no more witnesses
Cloaked Shinobi*giggles* i'm going to tell this to everybody at the castle.

WheresMyCheetos
02-28-2013, 08:43 PM
E giant: well it just u and me shadow. Chaos army is too hard and all I have is 1 bar of health
Shadow: ok u go first I'll be behind u.
At tower 3 juggers. Giant moves past them with extra rusty chains. Jugger 1 do you hear something?jugger 2
Nope. Shadow in shinobi is walking past jugger. All juggr: a shadw let's kil it!!! Dafuq wait giant don't leav.. dies
Medusa: crawlers go kil that giant its so weak. Crawlers: um u r the higher tier unit and u have stone.
Medusa: STFU!!!!
Crawlers: kill her!!!! Medusa stones em all
Giant starts chucking rocks. Medusa: if yea want something done do it yourself prepared to be stoned!!!!!
Silence,.......... ability on cool down.
Medusa: oh fu.... dies

asdfstick
03-01-2013, 06:26 PM
Meanwhile at the Chaos Empire...(part 1)
Medsua: ugh i'm soooooooooo bored
Jugg: want to kill swordwraths
Medusa: ...YES
background choir starts singing lala la lalala la lala la lalala la la*slow motion starts*
*choir still singing* Jugg: *throws axe at a swordwrath*
swordwrath: UGH*echoes
Medusa: look into my eye sssss
swordwrath2: ahh*stoned*

jugg: hiya *swings axe*
swordwrath3: ugh
sword4: blah
sword5: huurhg
Medusa: snakes go!*snakes vomit poison*
sword6: AHH IT'S ALL IN MY FACE*dies*
*choir stops singing and slow motion stops*
Medusa: that was fun
jugg: yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
Medusa: woot
Swordwrath7: ...gotta run!*starts running**jugg throws his axe*
*whistling noise..............hits sword7 on the head*
Medusa: alright let's get back to the castle
Jugg: yeah

asdfstick
03-03-2013, 11:32 AM
I don't think i'm going to be here when fall arrives so i'll do the my holiday role-plays.
Halloween
Medusa: hehehe our time of conquer. On halloween!
Jugg: yeah about that Order doesn't do shit on holidays except for partying
Medusa: aww crap. It's more fun fighting Order when they try so i'll wait.
Jugg: But we have the upper hand here.
Medusa: I don't care. go now
Jugg: fine
Meanwhile...
Swordwrath: look i'm dressed up as a crawler!
Swordwrath2: oh yeah i'm dressed up as a jugg. What about you spearton
Spearton: I'm not doing shit because of what I did to that Meric on valentines.
Swordwrath: oh come on she was a bitch anyways. Let's PARTY!
???: i'm dressed up as a marrowkia becuase it reflects my personality
Y. sword: oh...ok...but you don't reap...right?
???: maybe
Refrence douche: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED*drinks heavily, passes out*
Jugg: hehehe i'll put on my costume*spearton disguise
Bouncer swordwrath: hey why aren't dressed up?
Jugg disguised: oh uhh i'm a swordwrath
Bouncer swordwrath: hmmm ok
Jugg dis.: *to himself* gotta assassinate the magi...ooo is that a DANCE FLOOR!
Meric: yeah do you like notice?
Jugg dis: aw sweet *goes to it and starts dancing:
shadowrath: wow that guy has sick moves
Swordwrath5: yeah how about that Frank!
shadowrath: who the f*** is Frank
Shadowrath2: hey Paul look i'm dressed up as one of those wierd shadowrath guys
Shadowrath: :mad:
swordwrath5: dammit Frank
Announcer Magikill: alright people calm the f*** down it's time to announce the winner of the costume contest!
Jugg dis: huh...oh shit i'm supposed to assassinate him!
A. magikill: the winner is...THE GUY DRESSED UP AS CRAZYJAY
Swordwrath6: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BITCHEZ I WIN
Meric3: dammit I made a good Medusa costume! *walks away*
Archidon4: hey baby!
Meric3: leave me alone assface
Archidon4: no...*stoned*
Meric3: more like stone face now!
Jugg dis: assassination time*walks up but a light falls on him*
Swordwrath7: holy crap he's dead
Archidon: or she
Announcer Magikill: i've seen enough deaths when fighting the great giant. Eh i'm going to get drunk
Bouncer swordwrath: out of beer
Magikill: Dammit! what happened to all of it!
Miner2: crap that was the 20th bottle.
Miner: mmmfmmmmmmmmfmmmfmfmmfmfmf
Miner2: well i've been trying to get it to you but the boulder is in the way
Miner3: I'm surrounded by idiots
Medusa: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

asdfstick
03-11-2013, 02:43 PM
Hmm looks like i'm going to have a record for the highest number of spams.
This one isn't good enough for a thread, so i'll post it here.
Stick Empires Ad:
Swordwrath: hey fellow stickmen! Remember when we took down the giant-ass giant? Remember that spearton who chopped off Medusa's head and showed off on the credits page? Well forget about that crap, because Stick War 2 is online now! It's called Stick Empires! It's an online version of Stick War 2.
Meric: that's right Tom and you can challenge your friends or become supreme dominate on the top 100 leaderboard!
Swordwrath: And are you tired of the same look on all of your units? Then visit the armory. You can buy items for customization with E coins, Stick Empire's currency!
Buy items to give your units a good look or show off to that stupid user you hated for giant massing!
Spearton: Make sure you buy some E coins for the armory or earn them!
Swordwrath: AND MOST IMPORTANT, HAVE FUN!
*Medusa comes in through the roof*
Medusa: And don't forget to buy the gold membership! It gives you access to my empire and 1,000 e coins to start with, 300 every month, and unlock finisher moves!
Swordwrath: It's Medusa! KILL HER
Spearton: I thought I did
Medusa: ...sh!t
*fighting in the background*
Announcer: PLAY NOW

_Ai_
03-11-2013, 11:59 PM
Daily fun by asdfstick.

This is to stop you from quad posting.

asdfstick
03-12-2013, 06:39 AM
Daily fun by asdfstick.

This is to stop you from quad posting.
Like I said, I get inspired by stuff and how dare you stop me from quad posting!
Amazing Giant(Amazing Horse Parody)
*Music starts playing*
Medusa: look at me giant, my giant's amazing! Give it a lick!
Jugg: ew it taste like sh!t
Medusa: with the stroke of it's head , it turns into a dead and it turns back again with the stroke of it's clu-ub
Jugg: wow that's interesting
Medusa: do you like it? Well I better not show you where the venom is made! Mm Venom, mm sweet venom, mm venom, mm sweet venom!
*Pause(music's still playing).......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .........................*
Medusa: get on my giant, i'll take you around Innamorta, and all the other places too!
Jugg: i'll think you find that Innamorta pretty much covers everything!
Medusa: shut up jugg and ride my giant!
*music stops playing*

Triss
03-12-2013, 08:56 AM
Jugger 1: Damn, that's was one good bar out there.
Jugger 2: *Hichs* I liekh *hichs* te plaec....
Jugger 1: Jolly good time eh? Well, look at there! An Order Giant.
Jugger 2: Wat? *hichs* army of shadows?
Jugger 1: Order Giant! Not shadows.
Jugger 2: Bhut I *hich* can only see a lot of shadows.
Order Giant: ARUHIGAHUSAHFIH
Jugger 1: Fuck, he's coming! Help me defeat him bro!
Jugger 2: I'll rather aofhal flajsdhflahlkfhlahlfui
*Jugger 2 puked and drops unconcious.
Jugger 1: Hey, WTF are you doing? Why are you sleeping?
*Order Giant throws a boulder.
Jugger 1: Damn, I'm stoned.

asdfstick
03-12-2013, 09:23 AM
80th post :D

Meanwhile at the Chaos Empire part 2
Medusa: i'm bored
Jugg; again
Medusa: pretty much
Jugg: well...
Medusa: nah screw it, i'm going to the boneyard
*arrives at the boneyard*
Medusa: hey boneheads!
Marrowkia: AHH YEAH LIKE THAT
Medusa: what the hell?
Miner: h-h-help
Marrowkai3: YEAH I'LL HELP YOU ALRIGHT
Miner: *sobbing* why are marrowkia rapists?
Marrowkia2: because we take "the" of out Psychotherapist
Miner: I hate my life!
Marrowkia: fine...i'll reap you TO DEATH
Miner: NOOOOO*dead*
Marrowkia6: that was fun
Marrowkia4: i'll reap for anything
Marrowkia5: we still have 20 other prisoners
Marrowkia: PARTY TIME BE-YATCH
Medusa: -_-*leaves*
*back at her lair*
Medusa: geez those marrowkia showing off
Eclipsor: hey Medusa wanna play dodge stick with this head I found
Medusa: no due to my slowness and reflexes of a statue
Eclipsor: YOUR LOST YOU STUPID BITCH
Medusa: YOU HAVE BAD GRAMMAR*stones the ecilpsor*
Medusa: ha *s. eclipse starts falling*
Medusa: dammit not again*s. eclipsor falls on Medusa

THE ENDis near