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2-D
06-23-2008, 10:51 PM
Alrighty then. I'll try to make it unbias.


note that it says 7th generation, so you can't be all 'HURR SNES IS DA GUDDER'

faggots.

also note it says console, ds and psp are handhelds, faggots.

Index
06-23-2008, 10:57 PM
Xbox 360.

MiniMan
06-23-2008, 11:26 PM
If I had a choice, 360 all the way.

Guest.
06-23-2008, 11:40 PM
PC.

**** YOU I KNOW IT'S NOT A CONSOLE GET OVER IT.

PS3 when SotC 2 comes out. Now THAT'LL be something Ps3fags can brag about. Too bad I'm never wasting the money for one.

Deadface.
06-23-2008, 11:55 PM
I'd play the first Shadow, but I hear it's like 80% running around and I have a short attention span.

So, since I haven't played the first, I can't get too excited for the 2nd because I have no idea what's going on.

Anyway, 360.

Guest.
06-24-2008, 12:02 AM
Play it. At most it'll cost you $20. It's an amazingly fun game if you have your head in the right place. The people who say it's all running around (Which it is, but unless you're some run&gun Halo junkie, you'll like it.) are just zeldafags who are buthurt because their series is worse than ours. ;D.

Also, 2-D, how have you played it? I thought you didn't have a console, and I wouldn't there there was an emulator out there for it or a PC capable of playing it.

Real
06-24-2008, 12:05 AM
I like 360 and Wii equally, so I can't vote in this.

If it was like the least, I'd easily pick PS3. Mainly because of cost benefit failure.

2-D
06-24-2008, 12:18 AM
Also, 2-D, how have you played it? I thought you didn't have a console, and I wouldn't there there was an emulator out there for it or a PC capable of playing it.i played it on my ps2 in the living room, and im playing at the moment, im on the last boss, hes a bitch nigger,

Guest.
06-24-2008, 12:26 AM
Weren't you sad about Agro ;_;.

He comes back. Wander doesn't.

You know you want to highlight it.

Have you gone to the secret garden yet?

New Generation
06-24-2008, 01:23 AM
PS3, yea faggot.

Guest.
06-24-2008, 01:31 AM
Woah, Exilement surprised me.

2-D
06-24-2008, 03:43 AM
PS3, yea faggot.

wow, james moer is a ps3fag, what a shocker.
Woah, Exilement surprised me.
who?

Jeremy
06-24-2008, 03:45 AM
Probably 360 .

2-D
06-24-2008, 03:55 AM
Probably 360 .

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dinomut
06-24-2008, 08:54 AM
Xbox 360 negroes

Guest.
06-24-2008, 09:51 AM
wow, james moer is a ps3fag, what a shocker.
who?
Exilement (http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/member.php?u=3089), nigger.

Nukem
06-24-2008, 05:31 PM
Ps3. call me a fag and I shall beat you with a tire iron. though, the Xbox360's controllers pwn, as do their classic games (halo and gears of war)

Ash
06-24-2008, 05:39 PM
360 so far has had the best offering and variety of high-quality games.

Deathwish
06-24-2008, 05:46 PM
360 so far has had the best offering and variety of high-quality games.
Second .

Jeremy
06-24-2008, 08:06 PM
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Lolwut ?

Shanto
06-24-2008, 08:30 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KfmBzllkbUM

Either 360 or wii, but I are have a wii.

Garuda
06-25-2008, 12:19 AM
Hey Guest is there really going to be a second Shadow of the Colossus? Because Sotc1 is a prequel to Ico,you know that right?

2-D
06-25-2008, 04:03 AM
Hey Guest is there really going to be a second Shadow of the Colossus? Because Sotc1 is a prequel to Ico,you know that right?

all of the colossi are dead, i dunno how they will make a sequel unless its in a different world.

2-D
06-25-2008, 04:05 AM
Ps3. call me a fag and I shall beat you with a tire iron. though, the Xbox360's controllers pwn, as do their classic games (halo and gears of war)

fag .

since when are games from the video game generation before the one we're in now considered classic?

classic is shit from ****in nes, snes, etc.

Dinomut
06-25-2008, 07:25 AM
fag .

since when are games from the video game generation before the one we're in now considered classic?

classic is shit from ****in nes, snes, etc.

gears is actually from this generation.

Bonk
06-25-2008, 07:44 AM
So even further away from being a classic.

Lixu
06-25-2008, 08:23 AM
I didn't know you had any grammar in your brains, xbox 360.

Guest.
06-25-2008, 10:35 AM
Hey Guest is there really going to be a second Shadow of the Colossus? Because Sotc1 is a prequel to Ico,you know that right?

Yeah, I know that. I believe Team Ico hinted that it's pretty much just going to re-do the game with different colossi and stuff. Not much info has been given out.

52xM
06-25-2008, 11:25 AM
I don't prefer any, but if I get any of them, it'd be a ps3.
For two simple reasons:

I won't get a xbox 360 because I dislike Microsoft.
I won't get a Wii because it doesn't really have any games I'm interested in.


But I'm not convinced MGS4, Gran Turismo 5 and SotC2 are enough reasons to get a console.

ironguy
06-25-2008, 11:58 AM
How do you get into the secret garden I returned my game because I beat it but I could never scale high enough

Guest.
06-25-2008, 12:41 PM
1) Climb the castle with the jump+diagonal exploit.
2) Beat all 4 modes.

General Douchington
06-25-2008, 01:42 PM
Wii mkay

SSOutPhase
06-25-2008, 02:59 PM
I'ma Sony fag. Yeah, **** you. I've always hated the controls for Xbox.

PS3.

Guest.
06-25-2008, 03:07 PM
You can't hate 'controls.'

And how the **** do you not like the 360 controller? It's ****ing great.

Jeremy
06-25-2008, 03:33 PM
I do like the xbox controller more.

Guest.
06-25-2008, 03:39 PM
Not you, Jeremy.

Jeremy
06-25-2008, 03:43 PM
I know, I was just saying I liked it.

The ps3 controller is too light.

Guest.
06-25-2008, 04:18 PM
I know, I was just saying I liked it.

The ps3 controller is too light.

Ah, sounded like you were replying to me.

Nukem
06-25-2008, 04:55 PM
I'ma Sony fag. Yeah, **** you. I've always hated the controls for Xbox.

PS3.
YEAH!!!! but 360 controllers pwn...


fag .

since when are games from the video game generation before the one we're in now considered classic?

classic is shit from ****in nes, snes, etc.
*beats 2-D with tire iron* halo could be conisdered a classic. gears of war shall be one..

Guest.
06-25-2008, 05:01 PM
YEAH!!!! but 360 controllers pwn...


*beats 2-D with tire iron* halo could be conisdered a classic. gears of war shall be one..

No, no it can't.

Ash
06-25-2008, 10:19 PM
Halo is not a classic. Perhaps the first one can be called one, but not Halo 2 or 3.

Gears will surely be considered a classic in years to come.

However, I will only call games like Half-Life 2, Portal, Oblivion, and GTAIV classics. These are games that did things either better than any other game in it's genre had before or did something completely new. Those are games that I will remember quite fondly 30 years from now.

2-D
06-25-2008, 11:54 PM
i still find it funny that ash is a halofan

Guest.
06-26-2008, 12:29 AM
i still find it funny that ash is a halofan

Agreed.

It's just so odd to have someone who's into all this horror shit be interested by some unrealistic shooter.

Ash
06-26-2008, 08:38 AM
Don't start with the realism claims, people always fail at showing that the realism goes beyond the requirements for gameplay.

And yes, I enjoy the Halo series. They are very solid shooters, and the only ones I've played that make heavy use of grenades, melee, and jumping.

2-D
06-27-2008, 12:43 AM
no, wasnt he the one that was all 'halo sux its overrated' and then he got an xbox thre siddy and then got a huge boner for it.

im not going to deny that its a good game, hell i'll probably get the 3rd game cause i've playd the first two and online looks like grand fun, but i just hate the 10 year olds that play it

2-D
06-27-2008, 12:48 AM
http://i25.tinypic.com/mi0x7p.png

Jeremy
06-27-2008, 02:43 AM
Haha .

LN3uq
06-27-2008, 02:46 AM
Haha .

Ash
06-27-2008, 08:53 AM
obligatory "Haha ."


And yeah, A while back I was all "halo is overrated" but that's because I was an attention craving idiot and wanted to fit in with the Halo Haters here. Now I just don't ****ing care. It's the magic of this forum that caused that.

Cade
06-29-2008, 10:57 AM
I like both PS3 and 360 but I think im going to roll with PS3.

Cade
06-29-2008, 11:02 AM
I know, I was just saying I liked it.

The ps3 controller is too light.

It is kind of light but thats good because you dont want no
heavy controller that's wearing you out.

FizzlemanJ
06-29-2008, 12:28 PM
I like the Xbox 360 controller's weight, but the d-pad just plain sucks.

New Generation
06-29-2008, 01:06 PM
2-D must be going mental. Quick call Chuck Norris!

Jeremy
06-29-2008, 08:11 PM
It is kind of light but thats good because you dont want no
heavy controller that's wearing you out.

Lolwut? Thats bullshit, come on man, there is no way you could get worn out by holding an xbox360 controller. The weight of it makes its easier to push the buttons down and pull the trigger. Also the buttons go down further and you really know if you pushed them, with the ps3 controller you don't really know if you did or not.

2-D
06-30-2008, 03:14 AM
It is kind of light but thats good because you dont want no
heavy controller that's wearing you out.

OH GOD THIS 10 OUNCED CONTROLLER IS FUCKING RIPPING MY FUCKING ARMS OUT OF THEIR SOCKET

Also the buttons go down further and you really know if you pushed them, with the ps3 controller you don't really know if you did or not.

then just use the buttons that has a function when youre watching your blu-ray movies so you know you pressed pause or play
2-D must be going mental. Quick call Chuck Norris!

LOL CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE FUCKING FUNNIER THEN FUCK MAN YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY JAMES MOER

Jeremy
06-30-2008, 03:30 AM
then just use the buttons that has a function when youre watching your blu-ray movies so you know you pressed pause or play

WAT. i

2-D
06-30-2008, 03:54 AM
well when you're watching blu-ray movies why are you pressing buttons on the controller for?

Jeremy
06-30-2008, 04:02 AM
To pause, skip scene, etc.

Wait was this a joke???Q@?!??@?#?@?RF?q/G?Sg.wpoK

2-D
06-30-2008, 04:07 AM
ff, rw,

only need like 4 buttens nigar

Jeremy
06-30-2008, 04:17 AM
But you still have to press them.

Ash
06-30-2008, 08:22 AM
It is kind of light but thats good because you dont want no
heavy controller that's wearing you out.

Yeah, because the only possible alternative to a light controller is a really heavy one, right?

Carteana
07-02-2008, 12:34 AM
Xbox360

(At-least-15-characters)

Cade
07-02-2008, 09:09 PM
Lolwut? Thats bullshit, come on man, there is no way you could get worn out by holding an xbox360 controller. The weight of it makes its easier to push the buttons down and pull the trigger. Also the buttons go down further and you really know if you pushed them, with the ps3 controller you don't really know if you did or not.

I played on a 360 for ten hours,then my arms were real sore.
I played on a PS2 for 10 hours too,but my arms never hurt.

Scarecrow
07-02-2008, 09:51 PM
360 imo.

I don't like the wii (it's too much of a gimmick if you ask me, no rhyme intended), and i've never really liked the controllers for playstations.

Myself
07-03-2008, 01:31 AM
I played on a 360 for ten hours,then my arms were real sore.
I played on a PS2 for 10 hours too,but my arms never hurt.

What the ****

A. Don't play for that long.
B. The 360 doesn't make your arms sore
C. An hero

2-D
07-03-2008, 04:54 AM
i don't know about everyone else, but when i game with a controller, i usually have it in my lap, not holding it up (at least not the whole time)

Jeremy
07-03-2008, 05:10 AM
I like to swing my controller around frantically without any actual decent motion sensing. Then get really frustrated and realize I wasted my money.

2-D
07-03-2008, 05:39 AM
so play a wii then

Jimmy
07-03-2008, 08:20 AM
I usually have my elbows jammed into my groin when I'm playing.

MoD
07-03-2008, 09:31 AM
I prefer the computer.

Stupid console lovers, I can play just about any games on the console on the computer, with a higher framerate, better graphics, and free online play.

Cade
07-03-2008, 11:42 AM
Wii controllers have a battery that you have to charge.
If you play it for a long time the batteries will go dead,and you have to charge them.

Guest.
07-03-2008, 11:52 AM
Wii controllers have a battery that you have to charge.
If you play it for a long time the batteries will go dead,and you have to charge them.

No .

MoD
07-03-2008, 12:03 PM
Wii controllers have a battery that you have to charge.
If you play it for a long time the batteries will go dead,and you have to charge them.
omg so do ps3 an xbox360.

Its a nation-wide disaster, Osama Bin Laden has already commited suicide, and George Bush failed his; not understanding that to make a noose, the rope needs to be tied, and not made of play-dough.

Chunky
07-03-2008, 01:34 PM
360 has the option of wired controllers, which I have.

I think 360 > Wii > PS3

Mainly because the PS3 has better stats but plays like a bitch, and the 360 is just fun. The Wii seems to want to hold my hand all the time and guide me through for some reason, but I don't mind. The games are fun, and are meant for happy families and people at parties and not gaming geeks. The 360 has the best game, and is the most fun to play. Still, I hate the ps3 for MGS 4. Someone PM me the storyline please, I want to know what happens ^^.

Cade
07-03-2008, 03:14 PM
No .


I have a wii.
I know what i'm talking about

Dataa
07-03-2008, 06:22 PM
Don't Ever say Nigger unless you are black

Jeremy
07-03-2008, 06:47 PM
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.
Fuck you.

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
07-03-2008, 07:42 PM
Halo is not a classic. Perhaps the first one can be called one, but not Halo 2 or 3.

Gears will surely be considered a classic in years to come.

However, I will only call games like Half-Life 2, Portal, Oblivion, and GTAIV classics. These are games that did things either better than any other game in it's genre had before or did something completely new. Those are games that I will remember quite fondly 30 years from now.
GTA4 is classic and CoD4 isn't?

I've played enough Call of Duty 4 to finally be able to call it my favorite game of all time. It's predecessor was SSBM.

2-D
07-04-2008, 05:44 PM
Don't Ever say Nigger unless you are black

yeah thats right, only niggers should be able to say nigger because then it doesn't offend anyone, right.

iJeax
07-04-2008, 06:06 PM
I've owned both a Xbox 360 and a PS3 and honestly the PS3 rapes ****ing ass.

2-D
07-04-2008, 07:07 PM
the ps3 must be one dirty console to just be going around and raping a bunch of shit filled anuses.

iJeax
07-04-2008, 08:40 PM
the ps3 must be one dirty console to just be going around and raping a bunch of shit filled anuses.

I just shit myself in laughter.

Thank you for making my day a good one.