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Sabre
10-20-2005, 02:24 PM
I don't know f any of you have heard of this site, but you can fill in the survey and see how much you're worth!

www.HumanForSale.com

Post your value!

led zep
10-20-2005, 02:37 PM
I am worth $1,728,024 on HumanForSale.com

Sabre
10-20-2005, 02:52 PM
I just tried to do it and it said please enter a member name (4-12 characters)
huh?
What's the member name?

Micky moox2
10-20-2005, 03:21 PM
$2,906,190
pwnt

Jonny
10-20-2005, 03:36 PM
$1,334,010

Damn you and your exercise doing, over rating hides!

schtick
10-20-2005, 03:40 PM
$1,361,762

.:slash:.
10-20-2005, 03:43 PM
$2,414,678

Damn you micky.

You expensive bastard

Micky moox2
10-20-2005, 03:44 PM
w00tness!
i'm just too posh and british...

Benja
10-20-2005, 04:02 PM
I just tried to do it and it said please enter a member name (4-12 characters)
huh?
What's the member name?
It said that to me too!!

Devon
10-20-2005, 04:11 PM
What is your first name:Devon
How old are you:14
What ethnicity are you:Whit/Caucasian
Height:5'8
Weight:135
Body Type:Average
Hair Color:Black
Eye Color:Brown
Are you left or right-handed:Right
Amount of body hair:A little hairy
Shoe Size:11
Are you going bald:No
Do you have 20/20 eyesight:Yes
How big is your penis:8 inches
How many cavities do you have:1-2
How would you rate your athletic ability:Average
How would you rate your attractiveness:Above Average
IQ:150
SAT Score:------
High School GPA:------
Highest level of education:------
Can you speak more than 1 language:Yes
What zipcode do you live in:33990
Yearly Income:------
Profession:Technology
How often do you drink alcohol:Never
Do you smoke or use tobacco:No
Do you smoke marijuana: No
Do you use drugs:No
How often do you exercise:Occasionally
Have you ever been divorced:Yes
Have you ever been convicted of a felony:Yes
How often do you visit adult content (pornographic) websites:Seldom
How often do you gamble:Never
How often would you say you watch television:
Sexual Preference:Straight
How would you rate your sense of style:Above Average
How would you rate your artistic ability:Excellent
How would you rate your sense of humor:Above Average
Do you have an addictive personality:Yes
Do you contribute to charities or do volunteer work:No


PERSONAL INFO!!!

Zero
10-20-2005, 04:18 PM
$1,361,462 i new i should have lied about the income thing

flip'd
10-20-2005, 04:27 PM
$2,275,392



qhehh

Devon
10-20-2005, 04:33 PM
haha! You said quehh wrong, flip'd!!

Ordinair
10-20-2005, 04:40 PM
Woot I am worth :
"I am worth $1,765,636 on HumanForSale.com"
wOORD. But how are you supposed to know how long your penis is? Ive never actualy took a measuring tape to it to see.

Funky_Style
10-20-2005, 04:47 PM
1,000,492
And to think it's only because my penis is so damn short.

mYst
10-20-2005, 04:49 PM
I am worth $2,444,876 but my mom says that she wouldn't sell me for all the money in the Universe so ha, eat that, losers! :P

Devon
10-20-2005, 04:53 PM
1,000,492
And to think it's only because my penis is so damn short.
wha'd you put? 4 inches?

Zero
10-20-2005, 04:56 PM
i just randomally put 10 inches lol cause i dont measure it

Paperclip
10-20-2005, 04:57 PM
$2,791,958

Devon
10-20-2005, 05:00 PM
i just randomally put 10 inches lol cause i dont measure it
Ha, ten inches is pretty big.

****IN GROSS!

flip'd
10-20-2005, 05:16 PM
haha! You said quehh wrong, flip'd!!
HA! no. you said qhehh wrong. Just ask the one that crosses the skate.

Funny_popsicle
10-20-2005, 05:19 PM
ten inches no boner is just an abnormality

btu for a reason it says put ure member name

btw mines 8 :P non boner biznatches

Lgolos
10-20-2005, 05:20 PM
****! It's not working...
I need a "Member name".

LN3uq
10-20-2005, 05:21 PM
$2,209,008, bitches!

Stickly Man
10-20-2005, 05:27 PM
$3,110,086!!!!
Oh, what now??

Kveyo
10-20-2005, 05:45 PM
i need a "member name" <.<
wtf?

Superiorwolf
10-20-2005, 05:47 PM
You need to sign up at the bottom checklist or it won't work... took me a while to figure that out.

I'm $1,495,052

-Drom„r-
10-20-2005, 06:08 PM
*sniff* I... I... I... im only worth $1,400,700! i should just waste away my life like this cat has..... http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/8812/funnycat0ht.th.jpg (http://img478.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funnycat0ht.jpg)

eeehhehehheh....

Lgolos
10-20-2005, 06:51 PM
I told ya, homeboy...
Ya can't touch this.
$2,917,442.

I PWNED ALL OF YOU!
Lol.

Stickly man, Unless you are a doctor with an IQ of 200, you can not get that.
Are you a doctor with an IQ of 200?

Superiorwolf
10-20-2005, 07:14 PM
I told ya, homeboy...
Ya can't touch this.
$2,917,442.

I PWNED ALL OF YOU!
Lol.

Stickly man, Unless you are a doctor with an IQ of 200, you can not get that.
Are you a doctor with an IQ of 200?
You should thank me for telling you how to do it....

Nice score, btw.

stickfanatic666
10-20-2005, 08:59 PM
i dont know whta my iq is.. i just put like 130 i think

azam_me91
10-20-2005, 09:07 PM
hehehe....$1,302,330

Chaos
10-20-2005, 09:08 PM
$2,191,204, cause I have an 8 inch... nevermind.

Lgolos
10-20-2005, 09:20 PM
i dont know whta my iq is.. i just put like 130 i think
If you don't know, put 100, not 130.

gnome
10-20-2005, 09:56 PM
That website is a deathtrap.

sactownboy10
10-20-2005, 11:17 PM
$2,750,942 straight up baby

gnome
10-20-2005, 11:31 PM
$2,750,942 straight up baby
Couple more viruses, too, huh? Oh, not to mention the big guys with knives, since you probably gave out your address in that flurry of information.

All they're doing is giving random numbers.

Ordinair
10-20-2005, 11:33 PM
i dont know whta my iq is.. i just put like 130 i think
Lmaooo!! I'm quoting that.

zmobie
10-21-2005, 02:11 AM
I am "worth" $1,970,974.

I tried doing it to make me the worst I could, it said $420,000.
75 IQ, 3-inch, poor-everything, visit porn sites EXCESSIVELY, drink, smoke, shoot up EXCESSIVELY, everything bad.



Did it the best I could, got $3,450,000.
That was a 200 IQ, 10-inch wang, excellent-everything guy who gets a million bucks-a-year.

LlamaGuy1239
10-21-2005, 03:45 AM
I am worth $2,490,770.

Munchi_Lobos
10-22-2005, 06:32 AM
hahaha
Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 14 $50,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 4'10 $0
Weight: 110 lbs. $0
Body Type: Athletic $25,000
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: Somewhat Hairy $1,000
Shoe Size: 11 $0
Bald: No $5,000
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: 1-2 $1,000
Athletic Ability: Above Average $75,000
Attractiveness: NA $165,000
IQ: 127 $143,022
SAT Score: NA $0
HS GPA: NA $0
Education: High School $0
Bilingual: Yes $10,000
Income: NA $0
Profession: Student $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Occasionally $5,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Average $30,000
Artistic: Poor $0
Sense of Humor: Excellent $65,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Occasionally $0
Gamble: Seldom $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $2,022,044
Sexuality should be straight

chaos warrior
10-22-2005, 06:48 AM
$1,712,050 Im cheap O.O

Sabre
10-22-2005, 09:23 AM
Sexuality should be straight


SHOULD BE, but isn't ;)

lilcrash
10-22-2005, 11:11 AM
$956,568,626,566

uhhh do i win lol

Lgolos
10-22-2005, 12:01 PM
$956,568,626,566

uhhh do i win lol

Nope.

Typing skill: -$956,568,626,567.

Lwned.

lilcrash
10-22-2005, 12:02 PM
Nope.

Typing skill: -$956,568,626,567.

Lwned.

yah your NEGATIVE lol
*cough* and i made it up lol

Lgolos
10-22-2005, 12:05 PM
yah your NEGATIVE lol
*cough* and i made it up lol
No, that's you.

CrimsonClad
10-22-2005, 12:38 PM
$2,018,966

MaxZ
12-28-2008, 11:37 AM
You are worth exactly $1,579,020

MiniMan
12-28-2008, 12:24 PM
You are worth exactly $1,121,572

Fusion
12-28-2008, 12:27 PM
I am worth exactly $2,608,160

bitch.

Kitsune
12-28-2008, 12:29 PM
I'm worth two aluminum foil candy wrappers and a stick of 5 gum.

:D!!!

Fusion
12-28-2008, 12:30 PM
Damn Man That's A Shitload

Ash
12-28-2008, 12:32 PM
WHY THE **** DID YOU BUMP A 3 YEAR OLD THREAD YOU STUPID ****!!!! n

Fusion
12-28-2008, 12:37 PM
hHEY MAN IT WASN'T ME. BLAME THAT NOOB OVER THERE.

Kitsune
12-28-2008, 12:40 PM
I actually took the test! :D

You are worth exactly $1,851,690

Ash
12-28-2008, 12:40 PM
I KNOW DUDE I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE QUOTING HIM!!!! HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BIGGEST BUMP IN SPP HISTORY!!!


Lets celebrate.

FoShizzle
12-28-2008, 12:46 PM
i'm worth exactly $2,060,798
bitch

Raffi
12-28-2008, 01:05 PM
You are worth exactly $1,867,566

LN3uq
12-28-2008, 01:46 PM
Well, it was a pretty cool thread, so I'll let it slide.

Beta
12-28-2008, 01:53 PM
what, the 3 year bump?

LN3uq
12-28-2008, 02:00 PM
$2,209,008

I seem to have improved

$2,410,640


and yeah, the bump

Beta
12-28-2008, 02:19 PM
$1,845,838
gasp

LakE
12-28-2008, 04:12 PM
You are worth exactly $2,389,840

Mantha
12-28-2008, 04:41 PM
Gosh darn these american measurements and everything.

‹berschall
12-28-2008, 04:53 PM
$0.96

._.

ScatMan
12-28-2008, 04:58 PM
$2,945,190 heh heh

LakE
12-28-2008, 05:01 PM
*sniff sniff* What's that smell?

BloodFruit
12-28-2008, 05:24 PM
You are worth exactly $3,034,670

suck on my nuts

LakE
12-28-2008, 05:29 PM
Hey, if sucking your nuts will up my worth, then sure.

notmaggot
12-28-2008, 06:46 PM
You are worth exactly $2,632,716

Saline
12-28-2008, 06:53 PM
You are worth exactly $2,742,064

billster-knight
12-28-2008, 07:39 PM
1,456,530 hehehe i dunno if thats expensive or wut

Automaton
12-28-2008, 08:04 PM
$2,627,670

yeah, im smarter than 82.73% of the population!

billster-knight
12-28-2008, 08:06 PM
wow! thats cool!

Nebakenezzer
12-28-2008, 08:21 PM
OH BOY A ****ING SURVEY!
now i can put this on my myspace and show off that im worth more then my friends :3

(I.Q. is 128)

RawGreen
12-28-2008, 08:25 PM
i dont know whta my iq is.. i just put like 130 i think

mah IQ is 123

$1,609,036 bucks on ya, yo XD

any girls for sale?

Gavel
12-28-2008, 09:01 PM
You are worth exactly $2,200,050

130 IQ

Ampersand
12-28-2008, 10:56 PM
$2,520,062, dudes.

stare
12-28-2008, 11:08 PM
You are worth exactly $2,388,494

152 IQ.

BloodFruit
12-28-2008, 11:27 PM
You are worth exactly $2,388,494

152 IQ.

Bull shit.

WiseShadows
12-29-2008, 03:28 PM
You are worth exactly $2,287,890


HA! wat now?!


I have owned most of you people


most..lol

Slayer
12-29-2008, 03:32 PM
"How big is your penis?"

Didn't see that coming.

$1,909,990. Although I put random shit in some of the fields.

Fusion
12-29-2008, 03:55 PM
I made it look like I was perfect.

$2,608,160

Someone should make theirself look like shit and see what they get.

japanstickninja
12-29-2008, 03:56 PM
I am worth:

$2,817,060

Fusion
12-29-2008, 04:00 PM
Impossible. prove it.

Narcotic Jew
12-29-2008, 04:42 PM
http://www.humanforsale.com/images/stamps2/2889.gif

Kitsune
12-29-2008, 04:47 PM
http://www.humanforsale.com/images/stamps2/2889.gif

It's truth. It came from the website....

Dragon⁰⁷⁷
12-29-2008, 05:10 PM
$2,627,868 .

Kitsune
12-29-2008, 05:20 PM
http://www.humanforsale.com/images/stamps2/3012.gif

lol I figured out a new secret about this site.

Tawnik
12-29-2008, 05:27 PM
http://www.filecram.com/files/something.jpg

:) i know im lame :D

Narcotic Jew
12-29-2008, 05:33 PM
stop photoshopping you pieces of shits

Kitsune
12-29-2008, 05:38 PM
Lol look at the host of our images and tell us we're photoshopping again.
except for tawnik's

LakE
12-29-2008, 05:40 PM
http://www.humanforsale.com/images/stamps2/3999.gif
Hey, I like that.

Kitsune
12-29-2008, 05:47 PM
http://www.humanforsale.com/images/stamps2/3989.gif
argh, almost got to perfect.

stellerz
12-29-2008, 08:35 PM
$3,335,100 woohoo!

quake
12-29-2008, 08:49 PM
http://www.humanforsale.com/images/stamps2/2943.gif

:(

Saha
12-29-2008, 09:09 PM
$2,483,652
I lied about the porn thing

Narcotic Jew
12-29-2008, 09:36 PM
just say yes to everything and stuff

Myself
12-29-2008, 10:56 PM
$2,346,294

Lol

Scarecrow
12-30-2008, 12:33 AM
according to the IQ test that site directs you to, I have an IQ of 152.

I'm catching up Einstein!



Oh, and I was $2,153,094.

Mainly because I haven't finished High School yet. And because I was pretty honest.

Myself
12-30-2008, 02:04 AM
Acording to the test I have an IQ of 170 :l I should be smashing atoms in Switzerland

Also, I'd pay twice that much for Scarecrow.

-Hawk-
12-30-2008, 02:18 AM
I'm damn cheap

$1,656,862

Narcotic Jew
12-30-2008, 03:24 AM
im not surprised

-Hawk-
12-30-2008, 03:37 AM
Me neither, I'm not the average house pet. XD

Narcotic Jew
12-30-2008, 03:39 AM
LOL SO RANDOM XD XD XD !!!!!!!!!!!!1111 lol XD XD

AppleSauze
12-30-2008, 04:10 AM
I'm worth
$1,275,126

-Hawk-
12-30-2008, 06:09 AM
Wow, someone cheaper than me. :O

Tawnik
12-30-2008, 06:32 AM
http://www.humanforsale.com/images/stamps2/3989.gif
argh, almost got to perfect.

loooooooooooool :D

yeah I know,but I used MS paint,muhahaha :D

Cosmonaut
12-30-2008, 07:55 AM
You are worth exactly $2,221,030

Meh.

Chunky
12-30-2008, 11:40 AM
You are worth exactly $2,288,626

Chimaera
12-30-2008, 11:52 AM
I'm worth $2,740,660

Scarecrow
12-30-2008, 07:57 PM
Acording to the test I have an IQ of 170 :l I should be smashing atoms in Switzerland

Also, I'd pay twice that much for Scarecrow.

:3

awwwwwwwww

Slayer
12-30-2008, 11:50 PM
PRICELESS

That seems like a bad thing. No price = $0.