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Hewitt
06-22-2014, 08:57 PM
No, this isn't a shop. This is a request...to have fun.

Aren't you guys sick of seeing swords and guns up the wazoo? Don't you sometimes feel the need to unwind and design something extraordinarily improbable?


Then step right up and make some weapons. This thread has one purpose only: TO MAKE WEIRD-ASS WEAPONS.

But what exactly is the definition of "weird"? It is a combination or any of the following specifically:



Crudely Done - Never made a weapon in your life? NO PROBLEM. Just make a half-assed attempt at whatever you think your gun/sword/anvil should look like then slap a label on it and viola, instant weirdness! They don't even need to be of high quality. If you really think you can't do X, think again. You can, it'll just look like crap. Go for it!

Hilarious and Silly - A Chicken Flail, False teeth that shoots meatballs, a giggling electric toothbrush. Weapons that make you think: why in god's name does shit like this exist? Why, to be showcased in this thread of course!

Highly Improbable to Wield - So you wanna make a three-handed sword that each has a literal hand that holds three more swords each, but you fear that there's no way anyone would ever use that unless they have super-strength and---SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP. In this thread, logic is thrown out the window!!! Just make the goddam weapon no questions asked.

Mutations - So you see that someone has a weapon or already made a weird-ass weapon but you feel that it can use a little more dakka. NO PROBLEM. Take it as your own and add something or change it entirely. Then post it again. It will legitimately be your entry and you can even slap an entirely new name on it.



Any 1 or both or all of those 3 criteria is all that's needed to be able to qualify for this thread. So say for example, you wanted to make a bicycle that shoots lasers (hilarious) but you also think that the bicycle itself should be a sword IN THE SHAPE of a bicycle (improbable). When you start making it, it takes you the whole day and it ends up looking NOTHING like what you've made (crudely done). AAAAAND YOU'RE DONE! POST IT HERE! YOU DID IT! YOU HAVE AN ENTRY!

Of course it goes without saying that the more aesthetically pleasing a weapon is, the better reception it'll get. But a crudely drawn laser pistol is still a laser pistol. So just go wild with whatever you've got.

And yes, you can submit MULTIPLE entries. Make a bajillion? I don't fucking care.


If you're out of ideas, then just do the ff:
1) Go outside and go to the very first person you see.
2) Ask them what their favorite material object is in the whole world.
3) Go to another person or stay with the same person.
4) Ask them what they wanna use to fight in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
5) Go home and boot up Flash.
6) Combine the answers from #2 and #4 and start making something!



My only number 1 golden rule is that the weapon must be usable as a weapon. Yes, I said that improbable wields are allowed, but don't just put any abstract or literally piece of shit and say "oh, you can use this pile of poo to throw at people". This is still a weapons comp. So unless you can't make that a poo shooter or if anything that isn't seen as a weapon (by me basically, unless you can justify) will be disqualified.

So to summarize: you cant just make a Tree and say its a weapon. If you put handles on the tree however...

And before you ask: Yes, it doesn't necessarily have to be wielded to be used as a weapon. It can also be activated, driven, thrown, or plugged into your nasal cavity to work! So this comp. is not above making flying machines, rube goldberg devices, or grenades (for as long as you can also provide assets of what appears when it explodes). Remember, as long as it can be weaponized, it can exist in this thread!



After a certain time has passed, I shall hold a poll for the Top Weird Weapons. But until then, just start posting your shit. There is NO deadline. The deadline is "whenever I feel like it". GO GO GO!!!

xRAGEx
06-22-2014, 09:18 PM
SANIC SWOD
http://puu.sh/9FZ6h/b6ab868a24.png
U need to go fastr
dwnlod here (http://sgtpiggy.deviantart.com/art/Sanic-Swod-DWNLOD-462803984?ga_submit_new=10%253A1403489893)
THE STICK FIGURE CANNON
http://puu.sh/9G0Pt/3f11edaf37.png
FUCK PEOPLE UP WITH PEOPLE
download here in the sgtpiggy factory (http://sgtpiggy.deviantart.com/art/Stick-Figure-Cannon-462809697?ga_submit_new=10%253A1403491539)

Hewitt
06-22-2014, 09:20 PM
YES WE HAVE OUR FIRST ENTRY!

Still need to remind you guys that double posting aint allowed so just edit your post if you're planning to spam weapons

Oh also xRagex, could you label your weapon? Yes, that's something that's required...

ALL WEAPONS SHOULD HAVE A NAME. NAME THEM. INCLUDE THEM IN THE POST

xRAGEx
06-22-2014, 09:49 PM
YES WE HAVE OUR FIRST ENTRY!

Still need to remind you guys that double posting aint allowed so just edit your post if you're planning to spam weapons

Oh also xRagex, could you label your weapon? Yes, that's something that's required...

ALL WEAPONS SHOULD HAVE A NAME. NAME THEM. INCLUDE THEM IN THE POST
label as in put the name slap on the weapon orrr...?

Hewitt
06-22-2014, 10:04 PM
nono just on the post where your links will be

generalZ
06-22-2014, 10:34 PM
So we can have multiple entrys? Anyway i'll make some tommorow!
I hope you'll love them :)

Hewitt
06-22-2014, 11:11 PM
Yes you can. Go crazy.

And spread the word.

generalZ
06-22-2014, 11:15 PM
Well i have 3 main ideas but if i tell them someone is gonna stole them... So its a secreeet :3

Choopiek
06-22-2014, 11:33 PM
Hewitt this is an amazing idea!
Here's my weap with downloadable FLA, http://choopiek.deviantart.com/art/No-Sense-Weap-462840186?ga_submit_new=10%253A1403502655
Name: R.T.S.W.G.H-10

Hewitt
06-23-2014, 07:53 PM
oh btw it would be swell if you could describe what exactly your thing does.

And I dont care that no one else but the same 2-3 guys are making weapons. Go ahead

Choopiek
06-23-2014, 10:09 PM
Well, mine can shoot a harpoon, electric lasers, MagiK and got also a shoop da whoop bazooka, sword&dagger and a gatling gun and it's absurdly heavy -

RichardLongflop
06-24-2014, 09:08 AM
oh shit hah I love weapons I could probably-

oh. Flash-only.

SmellsLikeGreek
06-24-2014, 05:32 PM
I just had to make a something.

THE TRI-POLAR AXE

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/175/4/0/the_tri_polar_axe_by_smellslikegreek_da-d7nt0yj.png

Hewitt
06-24-2014, 08:56 PM
I am lifting the moratorium on non-flash items. From now on, go crazy as long as it isn't a shoop AKA it has to be made from scratch.

poppetje3D
06-25-2014, 03:23 AM
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24390000/ngbbs50d59f4aeb803.png


I call it the meatgrinder.


Really deadly when used by an master.

generalZ
06-25-2014, 07:26 PM
That was one of MY ideas!
But i'll let u live cause i like ur RHG ahahah

Stallion
06-25-2014, 09:22 PM
I call it "fLAZERZ". It's a flashlight that shoots lasers instead of mere light.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/176/3/f/flazerz_by_stlnsp-d7nz69d.png
http://sta.sh/01gt5guyytcl

here's a blaedblaed.
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/176/c/8/blaedblaed_by_stlnsp-d7nzuwg.png

the pic says it all.

xRAGEx
06-25-2014, 09:43 PM
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24390000/ngbbs50d59f4aeb803.png


I call it the meatgrinder.


Really deadly when used by an master.
I'd like to borrow this weapon for a few days good sir

Hewitt
06-25-2014, 09:51 PM
This is amazing, keep up the weird ideas

metal
06-25-2014, 11:42 PM
Even i used pivot, i can do it right?
Here is, Call it G.R.X:
http://www.filz.us/files/f2ece3c3/e6f/G.gif
Have a hammer that can back to him when he throw it, have 5 button that control the weapon (Old grey: Flail, Black: Pistol, Grey: Blade, Old green: Sniper, Blue: Hoverboard). And really heavy, so can't flying to high.

Habib
06-25-2014, 11:51 PM
your mean pivot animator?

metal
06-25-2014, 11:56 PM
yeah....

Stallion
06-26-2014, 12:21 AM
delete this,please. ._.

SmellsLikeGreek
06-26-2014, 12:35 AM
"Yo Dawg I head you like blades..."

Scarecrow
06-26-2014, 02:25 AM
ladies and gentlement i present to you the BLADEMASTER2000: a gun that shoots knives with four sword blades attached to it that swing themselves for you, plus a pair of hilt-attached electrified blades that tase your enemies as you stab them.

http://i58.tinypic.com/rwqgqr.jpg

Choopiek
06-26-2014, 04:20 AM
Woah, so many new weaps!

poppetje3D
06-26-2014, 09:10 AM
ladies and gentlement i present to you the BLADEMASTER2000: a gun that shoots knives with four sword blades attached to it that swing themselves for you, plus a pair of hilt-attached electrified blades that tase your enemies as you stab them.



Sir you are doing it wrong.

http://i57.tinypic.com/x2niaf.png

Much better.

Reconcile
06-26-2014, 09:40 AM
What an upgrade

Scarecrow
06-26-2014, 10:13 AM
can't argue with progress.

Choopiek
06-26-2014, 10:58 AM
So many *****

Hewitt
06-26-2014, 10:04 PM
That's good guys.

Speaking of which, feel free to "upgrade" each other's shit like what Poppete just did. You can even work together and keep spam/upgrading the same weapon over and over. This new type has been added on the first page as "Mutation"

Go crazy.

Stallion
06-27-2014, 12:40 AM
Speaking of which, feel free to "upgrade" each other's shit like what Poppete just did.

Brace yourselves, dildo madness is coming.

Hewitt
06-27-2014, 01:13 AM
No dicks. I mean that. I probably should have clarified. Cmon, a dick is not creative in any way it's quite unoriginal. I will not allow dick/dildo/sex weapons

xRAGEx
06-27-2014, 01:40 AM
Brace yourselves, dildo madness is coming.
so many dildos. none of them real. -crai-

poppetje3D
06-27-2014, 03:53 AM
No dicks. I mean that. I probably should have clarified. Cmon, a dick is not creative in any way it's quite unoriginal. I will not allow dick/dildo/sex weapons

Haha, I wondered when you would say this. Good!

generalZ
06-27-2014, 11:33 AM
Haha, I wondered when you would say this. Good! sais the only person that entered with a dildo

RichardLongflop
06-27-2014, 12:53 PM
Since I do not use the flash I asked Hewitt and he said I could post something I did in paint

http://i.imgur.com/Z5dSBto.png

The Chaingauntlet, when you need to tear them a third, fourth, fifth and sixth asshole in a straight line to create a giant gaping paingina.

Edit: Looks like I had time to make another before the next user post! If they do.

http://i.imgur.com/lgR849u.png

Makin' babies has never been so violent and fun.

poppetje3D
06-28-2014, 02:54 AM
http://blackmarches.wdfiles.com/local--files/eternal-wands-r-us/wand.jpg

Sadly, none of them work.

Hewitt
06-30-2014, 12:41 AM
Waffles is currently on the line of what is allowed and what isn't. I'll allow his latest creations but no more offensive weapons from this point on.

Scarecrow
06-30-2014, 11:02 AM
to be honest i was pretty impressed with the fetuslauncher, that's some original shit right there

poppetje3D
06-30-2014, 01:26 PM
Not even a tank can outmatch this horse. A lethal weapon for the ones who know how to use it.
http://i57.tinypic.com/xnf02e.png
Notice the muzzle on this hunk of muscle for insane awesomeness.

Hewitt
06-30-2014, 09:18 PM
to be honest i was pretty impressed with the fetuslauncher, that's some original shit right there

I'm actually impressed too. But I'm more scared about being shut down. I like the concept because it's a weapon that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with sex as much as it is sex-weaponized.

Dead baby jokes incoming.

jannkleop
07-01-2014, 03:21 AM
I don't really understand how the strange weapon system works. I understand how the weapons themselves work, but don't know how to get them. Other than trading, it seems to be through opening the crates....


__________________________________________
expandable batons (http://www.weapons-universe.com/expandable-batons.htm)

generalZ
07-01-2014, 01:30 PM
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/182/7/7/daddy_s_whip_by_general17z-d7os7xc.jpg
download link: https://www.mediafire.com/?udr69dl90lrglqr

generalZ
07-04-2014, 03:23 PM
here's me second entry!
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/185/3/5/golden_clapper_by_general17z-d7p85xg.jpg
https://www.mediafire.com/?lbpslqjwj221fcu
hope ya like it
ps: sry for double post but because its an update i did not wanted to wait until someone else post... so ya

Scarecrow
07-06-2014, 05:38 AM
those aren't very original weapons

in fact they are more like ordinary household items that could potentially be used as weapons

generalZ
07-06-2014, 11:01 AM
yes but who would use one of those objects in a fight? who will eaven think or ask themselfs about using them? no one^^

devi
07-06-2014, 11:07 AM
no one^^

I disagree, you could use the belt as a whip so that would be my first choice of weapons. And that compliments well with the stapler as you can then staple the person in different areas and while their distracted with the pain and taking the staples out. You can take the belt and wrap it around his/her neck.

Scarecrow has a point, try making a weapon that no one has seen instead or just haven't been designed much in this community.

generalZ
07-06-2014, 11:19 AM
I disagree, you could use the belt as a whip so that would be my first choice of weapons. And that compliments well with the stapler as you can then staple the person in different areas and while their distracted with the pain and taking the staples out. You can take the belt and wrap it around his/her neck.

Scarecrow has a point, try making a weapon that no one has seen instead or just haven't been designed much in this community.

k ahahahah

Turquoise#2
07-06-2014, 01:54 PM
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Purp3L
07-07-2014, 12:19 PM
http://www.filz.us/files/f5d96a21/6c2/THE_ULTAMITE_SOWRD.gif
THE ULTAMITE SWORD!!
The Greatest and Most Powerful Pivot Weapon of ALL TIME!!!
IT CAN DO ANYTHING AT ALL:
Summon Lightning
Destroy any enemy in a single blow
Cut through anything
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

SO CALL 555-2456789 WITHIN TWO SECONDS TO GET THESE FOR A SIMPLE PAYMENT OF $499.99 AND KILL ALL YOUR-

TOO LATE!

lol (https://www.mediafire.com/?m298461nm927aw8)=Sowrd


Update: The makers of 'THE ULTAMITE SOWRD' present to you:
http://www.filz.us/files/a06bfaac/a1f/DA_ULTAMITE_PITSOL.gif
DA ULTAMITE PITSOL!!!
The Second Greatest and Most Powerful Pivot Weapon of ALL TIME!!!
IT CAN DO ANYTHING AT ALL:
Summon Lightning
Kill any enemy in a single bullet
Has unlimited ammo
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!
SO DIAL 555-2345678 AND PAY $499.99(+tax) WITHIN TWO SECONDS TO GET THIS ABSOLUTELY-

TOO LATE!

lol (https://www.mediafire.com/?8m1xdlk5mk5p7pp)=Pitsol

Aren't these supposed to be weird weapons and not purposely half-assed- no wait, correction! no-assed stick weapons? There's really nothing weird about the weapon except that they're overpowered stick weapons.

Turquoise#2
07-07-2014, 03:55 PM
EXACTLY! THIS MAN PURP3L HAS EXACTLY CAPTURED THE MEANING OF 'THE ULTAMITE SOWRD' AND 'DA ULTAMITE PISTOL'
GOOD JOB PURP3L
faget

Purp3L
07-07-2014, 04:55 PM
The point of my post is that it's not weird at all. It's just sticks... Made to look like guns and swords...

generalZ
07-07-2014, 05:46 PM
i agree... less original then mine....
and turquoise stop insulting people for no reason

Turquoise#2
07-07-2014, 06:44 PM
But what exactly is the definition of "weird"? It is a combination or any of the following specifically:

Crudely Done - Never made a weapon in your life? NO PROBLEM. Just make a half-assed attempt at whatever you think your gun/sword/anvil should look like then slap a label on it and viola, instant weirdness! They don't even need to be of high quality. If you really think you can't do X, think again. You can, it'll just look like crap. Go for it!

I just chose one of the options ^^^^
So please read the post before commenting.
And I'm Oh so sorry for hurting your itsy-bitsy feelings by calling Purp3L a 'faget'.

Purp3L
07-07-2014, 08:50 PM
He said half-assed, not no-assed. If a belt and stable is unoriginal, don't you think a shitty gun and sword would be? I might be wrong, but we will ask Hewitt, and if I'm wrong, I will apologize. It's called weird weapons, not stupid weapons btw, you forgot the rest of the rules.

Hilarious and Silly - A Chicken Flail, False teeth that shoots meatballs, a giggling electric toothbrush. Weapons that make you think: why in god's name does shit like this exist? Why, to be showcased in this thread of course!

Highly Improbable to Wield - So you wanna make a three-handed sword that each has a literal hand that holds three more swords each, but you fear that there's no way anyone would ever use that unless they have super-strength and---SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP. In this thread, logic is thrown out the window!!! Just make the goddam weapon no questions asked.

Mutations - So you see that someone has a weapon or already made a weird-ass weapon but you feel that it can use a little more dakka. NO PROBLEM. Take it as your own and add something or change it entirely. Then post it again. It will legitimately be your entry and you can even slap an entirely new name on it.
EMPHASIS ON WEIRD BOY!! WEIRRRRDDD!!!

xRAGEx
07-07-2014, 10:31 PM
a new shipment of weapons have come in from Sgtpiggy's Factory For Killing Shit
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/188/2/6/lotion_gun_by_sgtpiggy-d7ppa5r.png
this was in the rejection pile.
shoot your enemies with moisturizing lotion, boy does it sting to get lotion in your eye.
also, the lotion gun is useful for "recreational" use.
call now to get free national geographic magazines for "reading" and "studying"
download (http://sgtpiggy.deviantart.com/art/Lotion-Gun-466433199?ga_submit_new=10%253A1404790003)

generalZ
07-07-2014, 10:57 PM
I just chose one of the options ^^^^
So please read the post before commenting.
And I'm Oh so sorry for hurting your itsy-bitsy feelings by calling Purp3L a 'faget'.

I hate you.
Dont get me wrong there i dont hate you, i hate people like you. I hate people that thinks there better then others and because of that, are mean.
Now, i dont want to start a fight but if you want to argue with me, do it by pm because i dont want random people to think your what you arent...
Anywaaaaay nice weapon rage! What does it shoot???


(Btw that was not one of the options... Read before posting turquoise it saids that it could be poor quality but had to be a weird weapon...)

xRAGEx
07-07-2014, 10:59 PM
I hate you.
Dont get me wrong there i dont hate you, i hate people like you. I hate people that thinks there better then others and because of that, are mean.
Now, i dont want to start a fight but if you want to argue with me, do it by pm because i dont want random people to think your what you arent...
Anywaaaaay nice weapon rage! What does it shoot???
lotion
it's called "the lotion gun" for a reason
:I

generalZ
07-07-2014, 11:02 PM
Lol i missred lotion ahahah

Purp3L
07-08-2014, 12:04 AM
a new shipment of weapons have come in from Sgtpiggy's Factory For Killing Shit
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/188/2/6/lotion_gun_by_sgtpiggy-d7ppa5r.png
this was in the rejection pile.
shoot your enemies with moisturizing lotion, boy does it sting to get lotion in your eye.
also, the lotion gun is useful for "recreational" use.
call now to get free national geographic magazines for "reading" and "studying"
download (http://sgtpiggy.deviantart.com/art/Lotion-Gun-466433199?ga_submit_new=10%253A1404790003)

Do you mind if I use this for one of my fap sessions? ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
No but seriously, that's awesome. I need to start making weapons instead of spamming on this thread. :l

RichardLongflop
07-11-2014, 10:21 AM
Just made this.

Flamethrower longsword.

http://i.imgur.com/5NZuJA6.png

Turquoise#2
07-11-2014, 11:33 AM
Oh my god that's epic! How do you keep coming up with these ideas lmao

RichardLongflop
07-15-2014, 09:56 AM
I did a third weapon because this thread is so damn active that I have to make more weapons in order to get a chance at winning this thing.

http://i.imgur.com/LbZPB6N.png

Is your enemy too far away? Do you want to retain your manliness and punch him to death, without relying on pansy little guns or blades? Well, FIST-O can punch anyone out cold at any distance up to 100 meters. Just strap it on your arm, and punch away!*

*Warning: Can only be used twice as arms do not regenerate.

ryanjr
08-05-2014, 10:32 PM
I present the best projectile weapon EVER!
http://sta.sh/01i09l0n2o7r
http://sta.sh/01i09l0n2o7r

Ipman
08-06-2014, 12:43 AM
Here is my first Weird Weapon :D hope you like it!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c35/Ipman1995/1_zps2877d9ae.png
Download it! (http://sta.sh/01daw4r24cnz)

generalZ
08-06-2014, 12:48 AM
lol like that one ipman

Ipman
08-06-2014, 12:56 AM
lol like that one ipman
haha thanks ;D i like you stapler and belt too! i guess nobody saw that coming XD

DrBreadgun
08-08-2014, 08:32 AM
I gawt it.


http://i.gyazo.com/302bab7df96710c301ffec13303a6039.png

Scarecrow
08-08-2014, 09:29 AM
I did a third weapon because this thread is so damn active that I have to make more weapons in order to get a chance at winning this thing.

http://i.imgur.com/LbZPB6N.png

Is your enemy too far away? Do you want to retain your manliness and punch him to death, without relying on pansy little guns or blades? Well, FIST-O can punch anyone out cold at any distance up to 100 meters. Just strap it on your arm, and punch away!*

*Warning: Can only be used twice as arms do not regenerate.

this... this is fucking perfect. glorious.

RichardLongflop
08-09-2014, 12:29 PM
More people are making stuff. Therefore I make stuff.

http://i.imgur.com/pQJNdfs.png

You've heard of the claymore sword, you've heard of the claymore mine, but this? This is what I like to call the Claymost.

generalZ
08-09-2014, 01:50 PM
lol nice! ahahah
very well made i like it :3

RichardLongflop
08-12-2014, 01:20 PM
Why would I make so many entries for this competiton? Answer: Yes.

http://i.imgur.com/Rq19bL2.png

Here's an image description of the parts and how to load/unload it. (http://i.imgur.com/nMD2aF6.png)

generalZ
08-12-2014, 04:55 PM
thats an awesome idea! its like, you smash someone and it shoots a rocket ahahah
you have a lot of imagination dude^^
where do you get all of this from?

RichardLongflop
08-12-2014, 05:40 PM
MUH BURAYN

Vanilla
08-12-2014, 05:47 PM
Cause Waffles is so smrt.

Narziur
09-13-2014, 06:13 PM
Well, while looking around the forum I found this post and... I'm not sure if is still active, but if it is I would like to throw in an idea ^^

RichardLongflop
11-04-2014, 10:51 AM
Hewitt said he was waiting on this. I think it's time to say "Waiting is over, do something," even if it's gonna be a silent "fuck you" done by locking the thread.