You fail for being racist to other colors of yogurt.
Originally Posted by RUiN
I shall one day be mod! And by then paperclip will send the site to his son, clothespin.
Originally Posted by ChrisBix599
ET gave me nightmares. Seriously, its deformed and has something wrong with its fingers.
Originally Posted by Sacred
Or my favorite, The Emerii. It works like so:
You have sex with the girl from behind. Then when you're about to cum, pull out and catch it in your hand. Then when she turns around throw it in her face and shout, "BAM!!!"
Originally Posted by Jutsu
No joke, it's like doing a handstand while taking a shit.