I am unable to contact 1C2. I think his power's out. So, it's been days and I'm moving it forward by making a rando move for him. I'm playing a random card on a random target, here we go:
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I am unable to contact 1C2. I think his power's out. So, it's been days and I'm moving it forward by making a rando move for him. I'm playing a random card on a random target, here we go:
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Card Effects:
Smile plays a malevolently glimmering card as the skies darken and the winds howl. From the depths of the swamp, an Empress of Entropy rises from the---
*RING RING*
Oh shit,...
Card Effects:
A Huge Pair of Tits ominously appears in the center of the field...
Table:
Xate (-2372.22 points)
Zero (-2369.22 points)
- Xate - Plastic Treasure...
Card Effects:
Xate has informed me that he is playing Plastic Treasure on Zero:
https://i.imgur.com/m7jVlPQ.png
Zero gains 3 points!!!
Table:
Card Effects:
Arch bestows upon himself the God King Trump. He laughs at the POISON at his feet and throws it into the very swamp he's fighting against.
Also, he's back to 0 points!
And now...
Error's posting his card soon. I've already got an inkling of what it does, so I'm prepping it don't worry guys.
Card Effects:
1C2 uncorks a bottle of POISON
https://i.imgur.com/iC1eFzA.png
Splashing it all over Arch!
The vile concoction eats through his loser rags. He'll lose 50 points from now on...
Card Effects:
Xate's Turn
- Xate's Lazy Creative and post costs him 14,400 negative points for a total of negative 14233.34
- Ber-NII spreads the love. Everyone has -2372.22 points.
Zero's...
Card Effects:
Error summons Ze Cat Lady of Guiding Flame
https://i.imgur.com/KviOhgb.jpg
She attacks Smile for 200 life points---err 200 points.
Smile is down to 33.34.
Card Effects:
Arch plays BER-NIISAN. **** K A W A I I ****
(seriously, when I first saw it, I thought it was the KFC Colonel)
All the waifu-carrying kitties pick up Smile from the ground...
Card Effects:
1C2 Summons the power of WAIFUS
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Card Effects:
Smile slams down RNGesus. Our Lord and Savior come down from the heavens and...fistbumps smile a High Five.
BAM. 1000 points just like that!
Fortunately his massive CAT has...
Card Effects:
Zero plays The View (with the vowels cannibalized)
https://i.imgur.com/xHPfBju.png
Zero gets 1 point! He's in 2nd place now.
Oh but he didn't discard. He's back to zero...
In light of current events, I am making a new clarification rule:
Rules - Endgame Cards
While it is not possible to make cards that end the game prematurely, making cards that change the...
Xate has also requested I post for him as he is currently occupied.
Card Effects:
Xate posts the long-awaited selfie for Smile's Sake, dodging the 200-point penalty:
[~~~Removed for...
Are you guys seeing this? 3 bots just answered my anger question.
But is Maryland better I dont know
Card Effects:
Arch plays a card and CATS flow into the arena!
Everyone is now obligated to serve their furry masters...
Table:
Xate
- is Expecting a Selfie Post...
Card Effects:
1C2 uses P L A S T I C
https://i.imgur.com/m7jVlPQ.png
1C2 gains 3 points!
Table:
Hi Viagra
Card Effects:
Smile forces Xate to take a Selfie (https://imgur.com/wK8MyL3)!
He has until his next turn to comply.
Table:
Xate
- is Expecting a Selfie Post (https://imgur.com/wK8MyL3)
Card Effects:
Zero has declared that Smile is an ATHIEST! (https://imgur.com/wK8MyL3)
Smile now believes that WEEBs are just a state of mind. He no longer has to DESU.
The Creepy Doll...
Card Effects:
Xate's Creepy Doll - https://imgur.com/b2g9t7w jumps out of his hand!
Creepy Doll latches onto Zero!
Xate plays Behold my Weebo Power - https://sta.sh/0wnys2x70ez on Smile!
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Rightio a couple of weeks later and here we are, we're ready to begin! By now, I have Msg'd you your cards on Discord. I've decided to just send cards through that as Card Drawing is a pain to PM...
Update : Errorblender has submitted his 6 (btw send it to me on discord not here)
Also, in lieu of Exile's personal situation, he might not be able to participate. I'll decide further the more...