Choose Your Own Adventure

[theTDguy]

Your name is Longcoat. A twenty-something college student with bad fashion choices. You wake up to find yourself in a cell as most CYOA protagonists often do. What will you do?



What is this this you might ask. How does this work? Well:

1)You suggest a course of action for Longcoat to take.
2)I choose one of the suggestions and draw it.
3)GOTO 1

However, there are some rules:

1) Don't suggest anything too lewd.
2) If you want to say anything out of topic then enclose it in curly brackets ({}). Try too keep these comments to a minimum though.
3) I'll choose the suggestions as I see fit. Though if something is suggested more than once I will propably consider it over any other suggestion.
4) I might perhaps mix or slightly alter some of these suggestions.
5) Finally, you can only suggest the actions of the protagonist, not introduce new plot points like "then a monster ate him".
6) EDIT: You can only suggest actions that Longcoat can take. Not the outcomes of these actions.
That's all. Let's go!

[Charry]

Longcoat tried to take a step to the door but fell over, because he has no feet.

[Firewall]

Longcoat tried to open the box containing a Monopoly board game, but fumbled quite a bit, because he has no fingers.

Exasperated, he picked it up in a vice-like hold and shook it out onto the floor...

[theTDguy]

I should have propably also mentioned that you can only suggest actions that Longcoat can take. Not the outcomes of these actions. Oops...

[Person McPerson]

Longcoat tried to alter the fabric of space and time.

[Alphaeus]

Longcoat opened the box of Monopoly and removed the car, sitting on it gingerly as he persistently and whole-heartedly tried to rev the engine.

[theTDguy]

Before you do anything, you stop and ponder over the anatomical limitations brought upon by the artstyle of this comic. It is true that you have no feet, no fingers, no nose and no ears. Yet you can still walk, touch, smell and hear. That is because your lack of certain bodily features is merely symbolical. Which means that your body, while abstract, is still functional and will in no way be an obstacle to the completion of your quest, whatever that might be. At least no more than a sudden stroke of existential reflection. Nevertheless, there is a Monopoly board in here!



Aaah. Many hours have been wasted on this game and many friendships have been shattered. At least you would say that if anyone you knew wanted to play with that darn thing! You had so many editions yet no one would play with you. Even now in this cell you are all alone with a board on your hands. How miserable...



You open the box only to find that it is almost empty! There is only a hat token and a "Get out of jail, free" card. Clearly a sadistic taunt made by your heinous captors! Also a damn shame since riding that car seemed like a nice idea...



You put the card in your Inventory and the hat token in the head slot of you Gear. Now what are you going to do?

[Alphaeus]

You take the card, bang on your door's bars, and had the "get out of jail free" to the guards. I mean, hey, it can't hurt to try.

[Xyskal]

Longcoat tries to pee through the bars on his door.

[Devour]

Longcoat examines the creepy-looking outline of a woman in the wall...