Choose Your Own Adventure

[Devour]

What he said.

[Firewall]

Pick up and/or swivel it to view more of the room, and use as much power as possible. Those fuckers locked you in a cell, it's the least you can do to get them back.

[Chromium7]

Hey I wonder what happened to that tentacle monster, maybe dice guy only closed the door on you to put another layer of doors between you and it because it broke through the first one after you turned your back on it?

[DoctorNoob1]

I suggest to read the book, maybe this book will give us any clues of where you are

[theTDguy]

You read the book. However you cannot make out the letters. You start to feel a dizzying yet strangely rejuvenating feeling. Like a surge of power coursing through your body.



WOOAAAAAHHH!!!



Huh. That was weird...



And a door opened now. Finally! I'm so tired of drawing in black marker- er I mean- you, YOU are tired of this insufferable darkness!



Before you go though, you take the book with you. You never know when you might need it. And the lamp as well. You could use it as a flashlight to shine the room you are in but by picking it you cut the wire that sends power to it. So instead you will take it for the giggles...



You walk towards the apparent exit, not knowing what awaits you on the other side.



But then someone AMBUSHES YOU! This could be yet another dangerous foe or your first bit of action yet. You decide! So what will you do?

[Alphaeus]

Your hair sparked with electricity. Ram that fucker with your rhinoceros-do.

If that fails, use the lamp as a flail.

[Chromium7]

I would say it's definitely time to throw the top-hat that's been in the head slot of your inventory screen this entire time.

[Xyskal]

Pee on your assailant, and then use the broken end of the lamp's cord to electricute him. The Pee should help conduct the electricity.

And when you're finished with the the armored guy, check out the wall. Those cracks look suspicious.

[Firewall]

Your hair sparked with electricity. Ram that fucker with your rhinoceros-do.

Actually this seems like the best option

[Devour]

Sidestep the halberd and stay inside its range. Keep your grip tight on the weapon's handle and stay too close for him to kick you with his clunky armor restricting his movement.

Then pee on him.