Shipping Vs. Waifus. Which is worse?

[Charry]

Anyone who supports either must be beaten with a bicycle chain, knocked out and had their kidneys removed and then finished off by being forced to drink a barrel of water.

[Xyskal]

Why stop there? I say after the beating and organ removal, we cut out one of their lungs, mix small razor blades into the water, salt it, and then make the offender drink it.

[theTDguy]

While I still think that waifus are worse, I'm going to play devil's advocate instead and say that if waifus can stop one person from ever having sex, then that's one less idot to taint the gene pool. Which is a good thing.

[Crank]

I've never dealt with a waifu, but there have been several times I've gotten into trouble with my ex by previously listening to her when she was talking about her pairings, and then incorrectly guessing the point she was trying to make. There was a time she was on tumblr, saw a poll asking if people's OTPs had ever fought and she went to tell me.

"Oh, both of yours have done that!"

Long silence.

Tears.

Apparently she'd forgot.

[Rosie]

I don’t get either but I think shipping is the weirder, personally.

[Smile]

charry you talking shit about me and one true goddess Haruhi Suzumiya? don't cross me or I'll shove so many dildos up your twat you'll be screaming kimochiii like the little two dimensional five foot one pink-haired big-eyed medieval times themed harem hentai dandere you really are

[Xyskal]

I feel like I should know what a "Haruhi Suzumiya" is.

[Charry]

charry you talking shit about me and one true goddess Haruhi Suzumiya? don't cross me or I'll shove so many dildos up your twat you'll be screaming kimochiii like the little two dimensional five foot one pink-haired big-eyed medieval times themed harem hentai dandere you really are

Why not also threaten me with free beer and a nice house whilst you’re at it, fanny fart?
Also

Haruhi Suzumiya

kimochiii

dandere

What the fuck is this weeaboo date-repellent mumbo jumbo.

[Azarel CS.777]

Haruhi Suzumiya is a manga.

Kimochi is a japanese term that means “feeling”. Online, the term has become associated with Japanese pornography and Hentai quotes.

I think.

While dandere is... quiet and anti-social characters at anime. Danderes often want to be sociable but are too scared or too embarrassed to talk. So I am bassically a dandere in real life.

[Xyskal]

Haruhi Suzumiya is a manga.

Kimochi is a japanese term that means “feeling”. Online, the term has become associated with Japanese pornography and Hentai quotes.

I think.

While dandere is... quiet and anti-social characters at anime. Danderes often want to be sociable but are too scared or too embarrassed to talk. So I am bassically a dandere in real life.

I feel like I liked it better when I didn’t know what any of those things were.