1000 Blank White Cards (Round 5: Zero's Turn)

[1CoLoRz2]

10,000 Waifu's

https://sta.sh/0niap60f4n9

Playing to the center

[Hewitt]

Card Effects:

1C2 Summons the power of WAIFUS



Now the table is full of Anime WAMEN petting Kittens. M A D N E S S!

Table:
Xate - (0 Points)
- Selfie Posted
- Is cursed by Vowels (https://sta.sh/01613dvzcrir)
- Has a Hive Mind that connects himself to Every Player on the Table! (https://imgur.com/TS2pVRM)

Zero (0 Points)
- Cursed by a Creepy Doll (https://imgur.com/b2g9t7w) that's just lingering.

Smile (1000 Points)
- is now an Athiest WEEB (https://imgur.com/wK8MyL3 https://sta.sh/0wnys2x70ez)

1C2 - (0 Points)

Arch (0 Points)

Error (0 Points)

Central Effects
- Cats flood the arena. Everyone is expected to pet one and show them off every turn! (https://imgur.com/lZ8DHzq)
- Waifus are now also in the arena, awaiting to be petted (https://sta.sh/0niap60f4n9)

Discard Pile (top to bottom):
Smile - RNGesus - https://sta.sh/02an62ftkl8b
Zero - The View - https://imgur.com/xHPfBju
1C2 - Plastic Treasure - https://imgur.com/m7jVlPQ
SMILE - Snap This is Going in My Cringe Comp - https://imgur.com/iiF1zm4


It is now Arch's turn!

[Arch-Angel]

And in the center of the field I play the unholiest of cards:

[Hewitt]

Card Effects:

Arch plays BER-NIISAN. **** K A W A I I ****

(seriously, when I first saw it, I thought it was the KFC Colonel)

All the waifu-carrying kitties pick up Smile from the ground and shake the points out of him, spreading 166.66 points to everyone!

Table:
Xate - (166.66 Points)
- Selfie Posted
- Is cursed by Vowels (https://sta.sh/01613dvzcrir)
- Has a Hive Mind that connects himself to Every Player on the Table! (https://imgur.com/TS2pVRM)

Zero (166.66 Points)
- Cursed by a Creepy Doll (https://imgur.com/b2g9t7w) that's just lingering.

Smile (166.66 Points)
- is now an Athiest WEEB (https://imgur.com/wK8MyL3 https://sta.sh/0wnys2x70ez)

1C2 - (166.66 Points)

Arch (166.66 Points)

Error (166.66 Points)

Central Effects
- Cats flood the arena. Everyone is expected to pet one and show them off every turn! (https://imgur.com/lZ8DHzq)
- Waifus are now also in the arena, awaiting to be petted (https://sta.sh/0niap60f4n9)
- Ber-niisan demands equality for all! Points are now shared to everybody at the end of every turn! (https://www.imgur.com/3JxmjzK)

Discard Pile (top to bottom):
Smile - RNGesus - https://sta.sh/02an62ftkl8b
Zero - The View - https://imgur.com/xHPfBju
1C2 - Plastic Treasure - https://imgur.com/m7jVlPQ
SMILE - Snap This is Going in My Cringe Comp - https://imgur.com/iiF1zm4

***In the context of Arch's card, I have confirmed that Round and Turn mean the same thing here.

It is now Error's turn!

[ErrorBlender]

I play this card.

I now have Lady of Guiding Flame (has a waifu and cats in the card! It counts for both Waifu and Cat effects) in play and I attack Smile with her.

[Hewitt]

Card Effects:

Error summons Ze Cat Lady of Guiding Flame

https://i.imgur.com/KviOhgb.jpg

She attacks Smile for 200 life points---err 200 points.

Smile is down to 33.34.

The lady smooches Error and now has 366.66 points.

BER-NIII SAN scoffs and redistributes everyone's wealth....resetting everyone's point back to 166.66

Table:
Xate - (166.66 Points)
- Selfie Posted
- Is cursed by Vowels (https://sta.sh/01613dvzcrir)
- Has a Hive Mind that connects himself to Every Player on the Table! (https://imgur.com/TS2pVRM)

Zero (166.66 Points)
- Cursed by a Creepy Doll (https://imgur.com/b2g9t7w) that's just lingering.

Smile (166.66 Points)
- is now an Athiest WEEB (https://imgur.com/wK8MyL3 https://sta.sh/0wnys2x70ez)

1C2 - (166.66 Points)

Arch (166.66 Points)

Error (166.66 Points)
- Now has a Cat Lady of the Flame summoned on the field (https://imgur.com/KviOhgb)

Central Effects
- Cats flood the arena. Everyone is expected to pet one and show them off every turn! (https://imgur.com/lZ8DHzq)
- Waifus are now also in the arena, awaiting to be petted (https://sta.sh/0niap60f4n9)
- Ber-niisan demands equality for all! Points are now shared to everybody at the end of every turn! (https://www.imgur.com/3JxmjzK)

Discard Pile (top to bottom):
Smile - RNGesus - https://sta.sh/02an62ftkl8b
Zero - The View - https://imgur.com/xHPfBju
1C2 - Plastic Treasure - https://imgur.com/m7jVlPQ
SMILE - Snap This is Going in My Cringe Comp - https://imgur.com/iiF1zm4

***In the context of Arch's card, I have confirmed that Round and Turn mean the same thing here.

It is now Xate's turn!

[Xate]

It's my turn now!

I choose you, Lazy Creative! Thou art I, I art thou.



And to dodge my punishments, I use my catgirl image.



Feels like I'm missing something :thinking:

[Zero]

[Too Complicated] - [Xate]

[Smile]

Zero didn't make a spreadsheet so yeugh

[Hewitt]

Card Effects:

Xate's Turn
- Xate's Lazy Creative and post costs him 14,400 negative points for a total of negative 14233.34
- Ber-NII spreads the love. Everyone has -2372.22 points.

Zero's Turn
- Zero's Card tosses Xate's card aside. However, the vowels were from the effect of an entirely different card, so the negative effect still stays.

Smile's Turn
- Smile wipes the board clean. But everyone's points are still negative!
- The ff cards have been discarded.
a) Xate's AAAAAAAAAAAA
b) Xate's Hive Mind
c) Zero's Creepy Doll
d) Smile's Athiesm
e) Smile's WEEB Card
f) Error's Lady of the Flame
g) The Cat Card
h) The Waifu Card
i) Ber-Niisan Card



Table:
Xate (-2372.22 points)
Zero (-2372.22 points)
Smile (-2372.22 points)
1C2 (-2372.22 points)
Arch (-2372.22 points)
Error (-2372.22 points)


Central Effects
- None

Discard Pile (top to bottom):
Smile - Clean Slate - https://www.imgur.com/zuOie91
Arch - Ber-niisan - https://www.imgur.com/3JxmjzK
1C2 - Waifus - https://sta.sh/0niap60f4n9
Arch - Army of Cats - https://imgur.com/lZ8DHzq
Error - Lady of the Flame - https://imgur.com/KviOhgb
Smile - Atheism - https://imgur.com/wK8MyL3
Smile - WEEB - https://sta.sh/0wnys2x70ez
Zero - Creepy Doll - Creepy Doll https://imgur.com/b2g9t7w
Xate - AAAAAAAA - https://sta.sh/01613dvzcrir
Xate - Hive Mind - https://imgur.com/TS2pVRM
Zero - Too Complicated - https://imgur.com/RbdfGfi
Smile - RNGesus - https://sta.sh/02an62ftkl8b
Zero - The View - https://imgur.com/xHPfBju
1C2 - Plastic Treasure - https://imgur.com/m7jVlPQ
SMILE - Snap This is Going in My Cringe Comp - https://imgur.com/iiF1zm4


It is now 1C2's turn!