The Food Thread!!!

**Pickup** · 09-20-2012, 12:01 AM

i dont like dat.

**Überschall** · 09-20-2012, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by Envoy

~ENVOYS FANTASTIC EGG AND NOODLE RECIPE~
EDITED EDITION
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Ingredients:
x Eggs
x Noodles
x Water
x Seasoning (optional)

Step 1: Open a packet of 2 minute noodles.
Step 2: Place noodle in a bowl of appropriate size.
Step 3: Boil 300 ml of water.
Step 4: Sprinkle seasoning and pour the boiling water into the bowl of noodles.
Step 5: Crack an egg into the bowl.
Step 6: Microwave for approximately 1 minute.
Step 7: Serve.

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I eat this 2 times every week, and noodles on its own for the remaining. Gotta moderate that egg intake yo.

Not trying to fuck with you or anything, but this sounds absolutely horrible. I mean, with the seasoning, yes, that's seasoned noodles with a microwaved egg added. This isn't spectacular and it kinda doesn't sound inviting, but then you make the seasoning "optional" so worst case I can picture you sitting there eating absolutely bland noodles with an egg over it and I'm like "what the fuck, how could you like something like that" because, bah.

Well shit, hang on, it's two minute noodles too. Have you tried just boiling pasta, cracking an egg into a pan, frying that for two minutes and then putting it on top of the pasta? Add some salt, maybe some herbs or some shit and you got yourself the same thing tasting better.

**Fallen** · 09-20-2012, 02:57 PM

Watch your egg intake? I'm pretty sure instant ramen is way worse for you than eggs.

**Fusion** · 09-20-2012, 05:06 PM

It definitely is. Instant ramen is like, 3 parts salt and 1 part noodles. That shit will give you a heart attack.

**el logano** · 09-20-2012, 05:33 PM

Bought some 1 dollar 4-packs of pudding. They're coming up with the weirdest flavors...

**Envoy** · 09-20-2012, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Überschall

Not trying to fuck with you or anything, but this sounds absolutely horrible. I mean, with the seasoning, yes, that's seasoned noodles with a microwaved egg added. This isn't spectacular and it kinda doesn't sound inviting, but then you make the seasoning "optional" so worst case I can picture you sitting there eating absolutely bland noodles with an egg over it and I'm like "what the fuck, how could you like something like that" because, bah.

Well shit, hang on, it's two minute noodles too. Have you tried just boiling pasta, cracking an egg into a pan, frying that for two minutes and then putting it on top of the pasta? Add some salt, maybe some herbs or some shit and you got yourself the same thing tasting better.

Don't take the optional part seriously, I just added it there for fun. Hell I could have said optional for eggs, but then I would just give instructions on how to make 2 minute noodles. I simply mentioned it due to the fact that some people in my family shun seasoning like the devil because it is unhealthy.
This "recipe" totally depends on the instant noodles you are using. I only use this specifically for chicken flavoured Maggie, otherwise not at all. All it is, is a faster way to make poached eggs with noodles if you are extremely lazy.

Originally Posted by Fallen

Watch your egg intake? I'm pretty sure instant ramen is way worse for you than eggs.

I can give up my eggs, but not my noodles. Don't worry, I don't plan on living long.

**Exilement** · 09-21-2012, 10:20 AM

You should try boiling water on the stove, add the noodles and whisk an egg while they're cooking. Just before they're done, pour the egg very slowly into the pot while stirring, makes sort of an egg-drop soup.

Sesame seed oil goes great with it too, if you have it.