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    SPP Restaurant

    You have just entered the finest dining experience you can find in the SPP area. We invite you to please take a seat and make yourself at home. Casual conversation among the other guests is accepted, but you are expected to order something from the menu below.

    ~SPP Restaurant~

    MENU


    APPETIZERS

    Bloomin' Onion
    Directly imported from Outback Steakhouse. And by imported, we mean stolen. $6.49

    Breadsticks
    We promise it has been in the freezer less than 2 months. Marinara sauce costs extra. $2.99

    Onion Rings
    Can not guarantee that they will be crunchy. $4.99

    Buffalo Wings
    CAUTION. This item is very spicy. $7.49

    ENTREES
    All entrees served with a side of fries unless stated otherwise.

    Shit
    Only the finest quality. Served free on weekends. $0.50

    Club Sandwich - Staff Favorite!
    Our finest item, made with all fresh ingredients. Three pieces of bread, bacon, turkey, lettuce, the works! $9.99

    SPPBurger
    Made with 100% can-grade beef! $8.49

    Baby Back Ribs
    Served with Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back" playing in the background. $16.99

    Ribeye Steak
    We promise you it's a real ribeye!* $17.99
    *We lied.

    Surf & Turf
    3 juicy ounces of steak served with 4 wholesome shrimp. $10.49

    Chicken Caesar Salad
    Perfect for all the fat antisocial nerds! $7.49

    Chicken Fingers
    Perfect for those without much of an appetite, this dish is served with 2 chicken fingers. $7.99

    Wendy's Brand Chili
    May contain finger. $Your Finger

    Desserts

    Chocolate Mud Pie
    One slice is served. 90% chance of containing mud. $5.99

    Ice Cream
    A half-scoop of the smooth vanilla flavor you love. $4.99

    Brownie
    Our chefs are working on making it moist, but in the meantime enjoy it dry as a bone. $4.99

    Drinks

    Soda
    Coke, Sprite, lemonade. Refills cost extra. $1.99

    Alcohol
    You name it, we have it. All alcoholic beverages are half off from 2:00am - 4:00am. $3.99

    Order off of the menu whenever you feel ready.

    No refunds. We are not liable for any illnesses received when consuming our food. EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!


    Current Staff:
    Dragon077 - Manager
    Smashdood - Janitor
    StrunG - Chef
    Mantha - Waitress

    Note that we are now hiring. Simply post your resume if you would like to be on the waiting team.

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    The Batdude Dudeman's Avatar
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    Excuse me sir, I'm going to go to the bathroom before I pay my bill.

    *goes to the bathroom*
    *makes a new account*
    *leaves restaurant*
    *makes a new account*
    *re-enters restaurant*

    I'll take the most expensive item, good sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dudeman. View Post
    Excuse me sir, I'm going to go to the bathroom before I pay my bill.

    *goes to the bathroom*
    *makes a new account*
    *leaves restaurant*
    *makes a new account*
    *re-enters restaurant*

    I'll take the most expensive item, good sir.
    That would be our ribeye! It'll cost you $17.99. We hope you enjoy your meal.

    Also, we would like to inform you that we have cameras in the parking lot.

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    SCOLD YOUR CHILDREN Nodd's Avatar
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    Stick Page Portal Restaurant
    ~resume~

    Name: Nodbarnacle Axinella Polycapella

    Age: 6,590 days.

    Goals:
    Though I am not incredibly experiences in working in the restaurant business, I am certain I will do whatever job necessary to insure to ongoing success of this fine establishment.

    Hobbies:
    I enjoy hanging out with my Mollusks, and occasionally hopping on the back of a dolphin for a few weeks at a time. I was a drifter for a while, but I'd like to stay on this "rock", (if you will), for a long time.

    Volunteer Experience:
    I worked with the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation, putting in over 48 hours in aiding wounded sponges in the Mediterranean.

    Work Experience:
    In 2007 I worked for a short time in the 'removal of obscene bacteria' business, most work was done on fellow sponges, occasionally a whale or two would drop by, I was employee of the month for June, July, and in October.

    References:
    You can contact Aaptos kanuux, the leader of the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation along the coast of Libya, as well as my manager, who is currently stationed Ligurian sea.

    Thank you for reviewing my resume and I hope that no matter your decision to hire me or not, that your business continues staying successful.



    LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nodbarnacle View Post
    Stick Page Portal Restaurant
    ~resume~

    Name: Nodbarnacle Axinella Polycapella

    Age: 6,590 days.

    Goals:
    Though I am not incredibly experiences in working in the restaurant business, I am certain I will do whatever job necessary to insure to ongoing success of this fine establishment.

    Hobbies:
    I enjoy hanging out with my Mollusks, and occasionally hopping on the back of a dolphin for a few weeks at a time. I was a drifter for a while, but I'd like to stay on this "rock", (if you will), for a long time.

    Volunteer Experience:
    I worked with the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation, putting in over 48 hours in aiding wounded sponges in the Mediterranean.

    Work Experience:
    In 2007 I worked for a short time in the 'removal of obscene bacteria' business, most work was done on fellow sponges, occasionally a whale or two would drop by, I was employee of the month for June, July, and in October.

    References:
    You can contact Aaptos kanuux, the leader of the "Save-a-Sponge" foundation along the coast of Libya, as well as my manager, who is currently stationed Ligurian sea.

    Thank you for reviewing my resume and I hope that no matter your decision to hire me or not, that your business continues staying successful.


    Your resume has been filed and is being processed. We will let you know the turnout in the coming days. Thank you for applying!

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    SCOLD YOUR CHILDREN Nodd's Avatar
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    *sits down*
    "I'd like one Club Sandwich please, and give me a handle of Bicardi while you're at it."

    LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

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    Where Life Once Stood Krob's Avatar
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    Shit dog I cook a mean rib-eye!


    Name: Krob Lobster.

    Age: 17.

    Goals: Get laid.


    Hobbies: Stalking women, having sexual fantasties, cooking a mean rib eye.

    Volunteer Experience: I trafficked drugs before?


    Work Experience: Hauling hay, Blasting fools, selling shit.

    References: I have none mothafucka.















    Alright, fry me up some of them Buffalo Wings and a scoop of shit.

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    O_O omg shit is getting expensive these days >.> I think I'm going to have to find a more environment safe fuel for it. Or maybe I should just try reducing the amount of emission of gas by not buying regular burritos but premium burritos.

    I hope we don't run out of shit because over half of the world probably won't live without using them.

    Oh shi- gas prices are getting high too O_o

    but uhh yeah I'll take 100 shit thank you.

    btw idk I'm bored lol

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    Okay here we go.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nodbarnacle View Post
    *sits down*
    "I'd like one Club Sandwich please, and give me a handle of Bicardi while you're at it."
    That'll be $13.98. Enjoy your food. If you need anything, just holler.
    Quote Originally Posted by Krob. View Post
    Shit dog I cook a mean rib-eye!


    Name: Krob Lobster.

    Age: 17.

    Goals: Get laid.


    Hobbies: Stalking women, having sexual fantasties, cooking a mean rib eye.

    Volunteer Experience: I trafficked drugs before?


    Work Experience: Hauling hay, Blasting fools, selling shit.

    References: I have none mothafucka.














    Alright, fry me up some of them Buffalo Wings and a scoop of shit.
    Your resume has been filed.

    That's $7.99. Would you like a dessert on this fabulous evening?
    Quote Originally Posted by mraznbuddy View Post
    O_O omg shit is getting expensive these days >.> I think I'm going to have to find a more environment safe fuel for it. Or maybe I should just try reducing the amount of emission of gas by not buying regular burritos but premium burritos.

    I hope we don't run out of shit because over half of the world probably won't live without using them.

    Oh shi- gas prices are getting high too O_o

    but uhh yeah I'll take 100 shit thank you.

    btw idk I'm bored lol
    That'll be $50.00. Cash or credit?

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    SCOLD YOUR CHILDREN Nodd's Avatar
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    "Sir, this Club Sandwich has a baby seal in it!
    Club Sandwiches, NOT seals!
    Goodness gracious, I am going to have to demand a refund!"

    LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

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