Donkey Kong Vs Bowser

[Hewitt]

I swear the more I play DK in smash the more i act like him.

That's not true

DK isn't an asshole

[Veir]

That's not true

DK isn't an asshole

[PitchEnder]

That's not true

DK isn't an asshole

Thats right he's an idiot like you.



i think i need to go to the hospital. I just got third degree burns from that fire I'm spitting XD

[Drone]

I swear the more I play DK in smash the more i act like him.

Thats right he's an idiot like you.

How things backfire

[Hewitt]

In fairness, the moment he said he was like DK, it was pretty much himself setting himself up for all sorts of jokes.

I just picked the most curt one.


EDIT: Hey Drone, is Pitch banned for calling me an idiot? I don't think that's fair; I thought we were all just having a laugh.

I can't tell if you're trolling Stickpage or if you really are just a child. Have you read the rules? You have to be at least 13 to view the forums.

WAIT. Veir. What the hell are you insinuating. You've never played Mario before? You know, that game where DK is throwing barrels down some ramps?

[The vengeful bastard]

I like both of them alot, but bowser went back in time and turned the mushrooms into bricks, thats pretty badass, also bowser is a badass dragon turtle, i know that because once when i went in a airport their was a dragon turtle statue, and i said "is that bowser?" And bowser looks like what a dragon turtle would look like

[ScatterFace]

I like both of them alot, but bowser went back in time and turned the mushrooms into bricks, thats pretty badass, also bowser is a badass dragon turtle, i know that because once when i went in a airport their was a dragon turtle statue, and i said "is that bowser?" And bowser looks like what a dragon turtle would look like

This is a battle to see who would win in a fight. Not who is your favorite out of the two.

[Fieryanger]

Actually Bowser is way stronger and much more durable than DK but DK is faster and more agile you see Bowser has thrown planets before and the DKverse moon was a mini moon and the size of an island Bowser has pulled an island and besides DKs fall gave him more strength to knock the moon out of orbit also Bowser has survived a black hole and a supernova (loomas didn't help) so even if this isn't a fight to the death I think Bowser easily wins you could disagree I don't mind