Trumpty Dumpty wanted a wall
Lining the border, 80 feet tall
All of the mexicans then did shout
"We'll pay for it all if it keeps Trumpty out!"

Hewitt thinks this thread is garbage
I think he's having a happiness shortage
Let's cheer him up with these sick rhymes
Make him remember the good ol' times
Prove to him this thread is great
Don't hate, Hewitt, appreciate!

Hewitt, what is a good poem to you? Can you write one?

jimmy was a little kid,
play minecraft,that's what he did,
but then he became an adult,
and he later died shot in an assault

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Hewitt, what is a good poem to you? Can you write one?

yeah hewitt, dont ever talk shit to Mighty McPerson if you can't write a poem yourself.

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yeah hewitt, dont ever talk shit to Mighty McPerson if you can't write a poem yourself.

Um I was just asking him what a good poem was and if he could write one. I wasn't trying to be mean or make myself look better than him. There's no correlation between judging something and doing that thing, if you get what I'm saying.

yeah drizzle, dont ever talk like shit period

bad drizzle
go to the
time-out corner

Modern poem?

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bad drizzle
go to the
time-out corner

Modern poem?

No no no here's how to make an ACTUAL modern poem. You get a bunch of note cards, shuffle them, then write them in the order they appear.
Here is an example

Big blue Android Cereal
Evil smelly feet no
Podcast wet super paper
builder yellow Dude monkey

Such a beautiful poem, I cri every tiem. Best poem ever amirite? Now, would you like to analyze this poem to figure out its true meaning?

Such poems seem quite easy
It's like Cards against humanity
Though wrighting them can make you queasy
Since this is creativity's calamity

I dig.
You dig.
We dig.
He digs.
She digs.
They dig.
This poem is not long, although this poem, you should keep.
This poem may seem shallow, but is actually rather deep.

Also, a haiku for TDguy.
Awesome avatar
Good game, although rarely seen
Brad did nothing wrong

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Brad did nothing wrong

What game are you talking about?

The game we're talking
Is Lisa the Painful
The game's deppressing
But also so mirthful

The criminals will be at large
when the president is Farage.
Maybe some will be happy again
When Nigel Farage is at number 10

Sevarus are you British?

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Sevarus are you British?

Maybe Soory for the political post lol only ryme I could think of