O dope. I suck at thinking up prompts tho :(

Next topic: An indestructible immortal dives into a black hole and sees a house inside.

Here's to hoping I didn't kill this thread

Alright, I'll keep it simple.

The immortal sees a house alright. A gingerbread house. He eats it because that's all there was. Then he sits forever in the black hole. He may be indestructible and immortal, but that doesn't imply he has the power to escape a black hole. the end.

Nobody wins.

/thread