I'm taking 2 poppy seeds and going for event

Drizzle the Soggy - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 2: Drizzle rests his wounds (HP 5)

Room 4: Drizzle finds a knight slumped to the ground. He won't need this armor anymore (Armor 1)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: TREASURE OR MERCHANT

Skeleton the Bony - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 1: Skeleton looks for some sustenance (Food 2)

Room 3: Skeleton buys some Poppy Seeds and heals greatly from them (HP 6 Gold 1)

Room 4: Skeleton busts down the door to find....Poison Elemental (HP 7)!
Skeleton attacks for 2 damage.
The Elemental chokes Skeleton for 4 damage.
Skeleton bashes the Elemental for 5 damage.
Skeleton gains 2 XP. Skeleton RANKS UP! His Power Strength increases (XP 1 Rank 2 HP 2)

Room 5: Skeleton finds a Blood Fountain and drinks from it (HP 3)

Skeleton descends... (Food 1)

The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 5
Room 1: Skeleton finds a chest with 1 Gold (Gold 2)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR RESTING

Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 1: Zero trains his spirit and body (XP 4)

Room 2: Zero finds some sustenance in the cupboards (Food 4)

Room 4: Zero opens a chest to find 1 Gold (Gold 2)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT OR MONSTER

WyzDM the Wise - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
WyzDM descends after refusing healthcare... (Food 1)

The Black Sewers, Floor 3
An ominous presence marks the sign of a boss at the end of the hall.

Room 1: WyzDM skips the Merchant again.

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR TREASURE

Firewall the Fleeting - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 4: Firewall buys 1 loaf of bread (Food 2 Gold 4)

Room 6: Firewall rushes in expecting a something nice but suddenly the door shuts behind him and a Nightstalker (8 HP) locks eyes with him in the dark.
Firewall however has extrasensory perception and makes one strong silent sword strike in the dark, defeating the Nightstalker automatically.
Firewall gains 1 XP (XP 4)

Room 7: Firewall unlatches the gate to find a Giant Skeleton (10 HP) eyeing him!
Firewall cuts the fiend for 3 damage.
The Giant uses his bone club to pulverize Firewall by 1 damage.
Firewall swings hard for...2 damage.
The Giant uses his bone club to pulverize Firewall by 1 damage.
Firewall gets pissed and goes into DOUBLE CRITICAL mode for a whopping 15 damage!
The Giant Skeleton falls. Firewall gains 2 XP and 2 Gold for his ordeal. (Gold 6)
Firewall RANKS UP. His attack strength grows. (Rank 2 HP 3 XP 0)

Firewall descends... (Food 1) into the Poisonous Dungeon

The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 1: Firewall finds an old sword that's just as good (XP 1)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT OR TREASURE

DoctorNoob the Nurse - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 4: DoctorNoob applies medical procedures to himself, after acquiring the necessary seeds (HP 13 Gold 0)

Room 6: DoctorNoob finds some bread but unfortunately he cannot carry anymore.

DoctorNoob descends... (Food 5)

The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 2-3: After skipping the Merchant for being broke, DoctorNoob is at a fork CHOOSE YOUR FATE: TREASURE OR EVENT

Quote from Hewitt

Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 1: Zero trains his spirit and body (XP 4)

Room 2: Zero finds some sustenance in the cupboards (Food 4)

Room 4: Zero opens a chest to find 1 Gold (Gold 2)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT OR MONSTER

Zero Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 6
Rank: 1
Armor: 0
Gold: 2
Food: 4
XP: 4

Items: None

Monster.

Quote from Hewitt

devi the Brave - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 9[/U]
Room 1: devi heals his wounds using his recently gotten gains (Gold 1 HP 12)

Room 2: devi stumbles in the dark only to trip on a great kite shield (Armor 4)

Room 4: As devi walks inside a click by his heel releases a springloaded spike trap...which he swiftly evades.

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR RESTING

devi Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 12
Rank: 2
Armor: 4
Gold: 1
Food: 3
XP: 11

Items: None

I'll choose a monster please

Quote from Hewitt

Drizzle the Soggy - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 2: Drizzle rests his wounds (HP 5)

Room 4: Drizzle finds a knight slumped to the ground. He won't need this armor anymore (Armor 1)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: TREASURE OR MERCHANT

Drizzle Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 5
Armor: 1
Gold: 2
Food: 1
XP: 2

Items: None

Treasure please, hope it's something big lol

Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT OR MONSTER

Room 6: Zero enters and faces against an Imp (6 HP)!
Zero swipes 5 damage off!
The Imp bites Zero's ankle for 2 damage.
Zero shatters the Imp's skull for 2 damage.
Zero gains 1 XP (5 XP 4 HP)

Room 7: Zero unlatches the gate to find...Rotting Ogre (10 HP)
Zero flanks the Ogre for 4 damage.
The Ogre stomps Zero and deals 3 damage.
Zero deals a CRITICAL 7 damage.
The Ogre falls. Zero gains 2 Gold 2 XP and RANKS UP (HP 1 XP 1 Gold 4 Rank 2)

Zero descends (Food 3)...and enters the Poisonous Dungeon
The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 1: Zero runs headlong into a wiretrap and trips, spilling his bag and losing 1 Gold (Gold 3)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: TREASURE OR MERCHANT

devi the Brave - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 9
Room 5: devi busts the door down to find a Diseased Monk (10 HP)!
devi doesn't give the monk a chance to banter and runs a greatsword through his gullet for 10 damage.
devi gains 3 XP and RANKS UP! (Rank 3 XP 2)

devi descends (Food 2)...

The Undead Catacombs, Floor 10
devi hears something big stomping around. A guardian is on this floor.

Room 1: devi runs headlong into a room of crushing walls but swiftly evades it

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR RESTING

Drizzle the Soggy - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 5: Drizzle opens the chest to find...1 Gold (Gold 3)

Drizzle descends...(Food 0)

The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Drizzle can hear something wailing in the distance. A guardian is on this floor!

Room 1: Drizzle finds an Armored Skeleton (9 HP)!
Drizzle miraculously finds a chink in the Skeleton's armor and pierces through it for a DOUBLE CRITICAL 14 damage!
Drizzle gains 1 XP (3 XP)

Room 3: Drizzle enters an empty room only to be surprised by a creepy crawling giant Spider (7 HP)!
Drizzle slices the spider for 4 damage.
The Spider spits acid on Drizzle for 1 damage.
Drizzle tries to stomp on it for 2 damage.
The Spider spits acid on Drizzle for 1 damage.
Drizzle pounces on the spider for a CRITICAL 9 damage.
Drizzle gains 1 XP for his trouble (XP 4 HP 3)

Room 4: Drizzle sees a Merchant in the distance. "What're you buyin?"

I want to buy 1 food.

And I want to rest for +2 HP

Drizzle the Soggy - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 4: Drizzle buys 1 Food from the kind lady (1 Food 2 Gold)

Room 6: Drizzle rests beneath the shade before facing his trial (HP 5)

Room 7: Drizzle bursts in to find a Giant Skeleton Boar (10 HP)!
Drizzle swings hard for 4 damage.
The Boar rams Drizzle for 2 damage.
Drizzle swings hard for 3 damage.
The Boar rams Drizzle for 2 damage.
Drizzle mounts the undead beast and shivs the creature for 5 damage!
Drizzle gains 2 XP and 2 Gold for the ordeal. Drizzle RANKS UP and grows stronger (Rank 2 HP 1 XP 0 Gold 4)

Drizzle descends (Food 0)...to the Poisonous Dungeon.

The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 1: Drizzle crosses the threshold to find an Evil Apothecary (9 HP)!
Drizzle fights for his life and bisects the dirty old man for 12 damage. CRITICAL!
Drizzle gains 2 XP (XP 2)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: TREASURE OR RESTING

Holy shit I am so dead... Resting and +2HP please. Dealing 3 criticals out of 4 bosses is unheard of when especially you're starving haha.

You are so dead man. I feel sorry for you :(

Drizzle the Soggy - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 3: Drizzle rests his wounds. Will he die? Time will tell (HP 3)

Room 4: Drizzle steps on a loose cobblestone triggering an acid spray trap that rapidly rusts Drizzle's shield (Armor 0)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT OR MONSTER

Oh my god... Please give me merchant and buy 1 food and poppy seed. This is only floor 4 ffs

Btw shouldnt I have 2 XP now?

Are you sure? You know you can heal 4 HP for 3 gold right?

I'm not trying to railroad. But you died last time hoarding alot of gold. So maybe you just didnt know...

Drizzle the Soggy - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 6: Drizzle heals with a Poppy seed and some sustenance (Food 1 HP 7 Gold 0)

Drizzle descends...(Food 0)

The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 5
Room 1: RESTING ROOM: CHOOSE YOUR BOON

I'll go find for food. And treasure please (give me my armor back...)

hang in there bro

EDIT: Forgot to add the 2 XP

Drizzle the Soggy - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 5
Room 1: Drizzle hunts for food in the dank basement (Food 1)

Room 3: Drizzle opens the chest to find 1 Gold...well I'll be you lucky bastard it's a brand new shield (1 Gold 1 Armor).

Room 4: Drizzle enters a room full of blades that turn on as soon as he steps in. Not being quick enough, Drizzle is unprepared and gets sliced (HP 6)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT VS EVENT

Event, I am so prepared rn that I can be dead at any given moment lmao.