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You're my roommate? And you didn't say anything? You jackass, Crank isn't even subtle for me.

You're Roomate's name is Andrew? That's cool bro, but no, I'm not your roommate. I can tell you that. IgnusBurns is a sort of personal name for me, only a few of my friends know why I call myself that. And if I was your roommate, we'd most likely be friends and you would know why right? There's your proof that I'm not.

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What is happening now? Did you two trick each other into giving out real names? Um...

I'm confused.

And no, I wasn't trying to trick Crank here into giving me his name. Though I can confirm my name is Andrew.

I'm about to break down this wall and catch you on stickpage, you lying son of a gun

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I'm about to break down this wall and catch you on stickpage, you lying son of a gun

BOI, YOU BREAK DOWN THE WALL AND YOU'LL BE PAYING THE EXPENSES!!

Honestly, do you think I would tell you my name if I didn't want you to know it was me?

Think with your noggin good sir!

I think I just heard plasterboards crack from the other side of the world.

Well, I wonder what Crank found.

OH OH, YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO BREAK DOWN THE WALL, WELL GUESS WHO ELSE DIDN'T

Just because you had enough time to exit a website between my foot and the rest of me breaking through doesn't mean I don't know it's you, and I'll have my proof when you try to stop me from setting the couch on fire tomorrow morning, because otherwise, that bitch will burn to ash

I wonder what Chrome will think of the palooza we just unleashed on this poor thread?

Also, JESUS CHRIST CRANK, CALM DOWN MAN!

Quote from Crank

that bitch will burn to ash

Do it... Right now, burn the couch right now...

No, actually, don't do it. Please don't. I swear to the Lord Almighty that I'm not your roommate Andrew. I'm a Andrew, just not your Andrew. I'd hate to find out you did something stupid because I was named the same as your roommate.

Fuck what Andrew said.

Burn the couch, Danny boy. BURN IT. BURN THE WHOLE FREAKING THING.

We all know Andrew is the real Andrew.

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Fuck what Andrew said.

Burn the couch, Danny boy. BURN IT. BURN THE WHOLE FREAKING THING.

We all know Andrew is the real Andrew.

Which Andrew are we talking about? Me? Because I'm the real Andrew, just not the real Andrew that's Crank's real Andrew. Jeez, stop saying I'm your roommate! Cause I certainly am not!