Pose dramatically, and then pee on the yellow door to mark it in case you get lost.

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Longcoat tries to pee through the bars on his door.

Quote from Xyskal

Pose dramatically, and then pee on the yellow door to mark it in case you get lost.

{OOC: Tfw you discover Xyskal has a pissing fetish.}

You choose to go through NEITHER door and check the ceiling. You shall not conform to this action binarism! You are a rebel!



And it seems that your rebellious stance has prooved fruitful as you have managed to discover an easter egg. A hole leading to a secret path. Gosh darn you are smart!



Oh wait...



So much for thinking outside the box! Think quickly! What will you do?!

Run and open first the white door, and then the black one to see what happens.

Flee into the white room, I aint giving that thing time to give us a personal introduction to japanese culture

Stand your ground and challange it to a game of monopoly.

Then pee on it.

Longcoat doesn't fancy the idea of a butthole enlargement and heads for the black door, because fuck racism.

It might be best to head nearest door as soon as possible

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It might be best to head nearest door as soon as possible

head
verb

(https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/head)

i agree, we should transform the nearest door into a compact mass of leaves or fruit ASAP, vines could work too

It occures to you that you could challenge- ah fuck it!



You open the white door behind you and hightail it to the room behind it closing the door shut.



Oh no! They are pounding at the door! What will you do?! Aaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!



-oh. It stopped. It seems that wooden doors were their weakness. Come to think of it you wouldn't be surprised if water was their weakness too.



You walk through this new corridor you have discovered. Taking a turn to your left you see two silhouettes standing in front of two doors. Wait. Two MORE doors? Is this going to be a pattern of this CYOA?! Anyway, you approach those two figures.



Guard A: Choose my door, for it leads to the right path, while their's leads to certain doom.
Guard B: No. Choose my door, for it leads to the right path, while their's leads to certain doom.

Ah of course. The classic dilemma. You remember reading an article about it once but you can't recall the answer. Damn it! Why don't you remember those things?! So what will you do now?

Neither one is lying, go through the black door.

Ask them both to read what your get out of jail card says out loud in order to determine who the liar is

The solution is simple.

1) Guard B's door is on the Right, hence the double meaning.

2) Guard B has five whatevers on his head. Five is the number you need to roll to get out of start in Parcheesi.

3) Start in Parcheesi is much like Jail in Monopoly.

4) Guard A has only one whatever on his head. A 1 is a stereotypical symbol of bad chance.

5) Your get out of jail free card is gold, therefore it is from Community Chest, and not chance.

6) Therefore your card should be given to Guard B who is telling the truth.


Besides, never trust a guy with one eye. Five eyes are much more trustworthy. Also, quickly review whatever happened in The Shining to remember how to handle spooky twins in hallways.

You decide to tell the guards to read your chance card out loud.

Guard A: Get out of jail,free.
Guard B: Go directly to jail.

AHA! Gotcha! The Guard A is telling the truth and therefore his door is the right one. Gosh darn you are sm- oh wait, don't jinx it this time...



The door vanishes and the guard steps aside for you to pass.



You can't help but notice the deep darkness of this room. This doesn't seem very... right path-y... Maybe you should turn back...



Oh no! They closed the door on you! No turning back it seems. And it's awfully dark in here!



Huh? What is that in the distance? You step towards what seems to be a lectern with a book on it.



Hmm... now that's interesting. So what will you do?

Also Alphaeus, while I do like your unintuitive logic, it isn't enough for my even more unintuitive design. First the card is orange and it wrote ''Chance'' as you could see in the earlier pannels. Secondly the "eyes" of the guards represent the numbers in the sides of the dice. After the jail cell you moved through the white door into a room with magenta/purple walls. And each guard led to the location you would be if you rolled the number of their "eyes". However even if this might help you determine where you'll end up you don't really know if this location is already... owned, if you know what I mean. So something like Devour's logic was enough to solve the puzzle.

open the book, and when you're done reading turn off the lamp. Somebody has to pay for that electricity you know.