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Aug 14, 2008 8:21 AM #221612
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!!!!!****ing Spazz
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Aug 14, 2008 8:24 AM #221614
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Every time I get a boner, it feels like it's going to explode and it hurts very badly. Maybe I have some sort of penis malfunction. Is there some sort of valve that closes off the blood flow to the penis or something? Because it always feels like maybe there's too much blood rushing to my pecker and when I ejaculate, it starts throbing. Does anyone know anything about this?

Side note: I've never ejaculated while awake because masturbating hurts my love pump too much. I have so much juice left from not milking my johnson that I have wet dreams about every other night. I have to change change underwear during the night a lot because of all the pearl jam.


Maybe you have an aneurysm in your dick.

Also, your testicles stop creating sperm after a couple days, so they shouldn't be all SPOOGE while you're asleep unless you have wet dreams anyway or you have any reason to be more sexually active than usual.

I'm also serious about that aneurysm thing. I may have one in my brain. Shit fucking sucks.
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Aug 14, 2008 8:32 AM #221627
noh, once your dick is sore from getting horney alot, it starts to hurt when you get a boner, and don't sleep on it or squeez it with an uncomfertable seat.
btw, blood filles your dick when you get horney !
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Aug 14, 2008 8:34 AM #221629
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noh, once your dick is sore from getting horney alot, it starts to hurt when you get a boner, and don't sleep on it or squeez it with an uncomfertable seat.
btw, blood filles your dick when you get horney !


Apparently he's had this problem for awhile. And yes, I realize that blood goes into your dick when you get horny, that's why I brought up the aneurysm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aneurysm
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Aug 14, 2008 8:51 AM #221645
Wow, thanks for the help. I think the thing you're referring to U-t, is blue balls.

As for the aneurysm, that shit sucks. I could maybe die if the blood vessel pops. Maybe I should go to my doctor.
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Aug 14, 2008 8:53 AM #221646
go to a doctor, and make sure she is hot, and opposite gender, say at first my arm hurts, but once your in, say,

"Hey, My rwal problem is with my cock, it hurts and I need to fix it up"

and then you undress, and she won't resist.
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Aug 14, 2008 8:54 AM #221647
Have you pissed in some foreign ocean recently?

You might have a certain faggotty fish in your urethra.
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Aug 14, 2008 8:55 AM #221648
It's been like this my entire life.
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Aug 14, 2008 8:56 AM #221651
More then likely you're just too horny, and need to wank more.

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Aug 14, 2008 8:57 AM #221652
oh..tell your mother your penis hurts.
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Aug 14, 2008 8:57 AM #221653
Go see a doctor, we aren't ****ing qualified to diagnose this.
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Aug 14, 2008 9:02 AM #221658
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We are not qualified to diagnose this.


True. You might receive some bad advice. You can trust a qualified person better.
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Aug 14, 2008 9:06 AM #221661
should I take pictures of my penis and post them here to help you guys diagnose the problem?
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Aug 14, 2008 9:07 AM #221663
I sense Chris Hansen and some seat taking...
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Aug 14, 2008 9:08 AM #221665
I've had erections hurt before, but not in the same sense as you do, so I can't say too much.

I would see a doctor.
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should I take pictures of my penis and post them here to help you guys diagnose the problem?

Oh yeah, man. I'm fapping right now. That would totally make me blow my load.