William Franklin Jimboree-Adieux is a fucking madman that has stolen your girl. Armed only with his wits and an epee pen, the mustached Belgian has stolen everything you hold dear in the form of an attractive redhead, whom you the writer, and/or a character of your choice, would appreciate having back in their/your life in time for Valentine's Day of this new year.

But as the writer here looking to enter this contest, your job is simple; write a story wherein William Franklin Jimboree-Adieux is horribly slain / dismembered by forces and for reasons of your choosing, and post it on this thread by February 5th, which should be about 5 weeks from today. Every other detail of this story is up to you, but post it here by the 5th or you're gay

On February 7th, I will replace this thread with a poll compiling all of the submissions, which people will be free to vote on. Whoever has the popular vote by the 21st, when the poll expires, will be the winner of the Kill Will contest.

You don't get anything for winning the Kill Will contest.

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Write a story wherein William Franklin Jimboree-Adieux is horribly slain / dismembered by forces and for reasons of your choosing, and post it on this thread by February 5th, which should be about 5 weeks from today. Every other detail of this story is up to you, but post it here by the 5th or you're gay

You don't get anything for winning the Kill Will contest.

This really motivated me. Also can William Franklin Jimboree-Adieux be painfully crushed instead of dismembered?

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This really motivated me. Also can William Franklin Jimboree-Adieux be painfully crushed instead of dismembered?

Yes, but personally I think you can do better by also dismembering W.F.J-A. in addition to serving him a crushing defeat

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Yes, but personally I think you can do better by also dismembering W.F.J-A. in addition to serving him a crushing defeat

Thanks for clarifying. But I still wonder, what is an epee pen?

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Thanks for clarifying. But I still wonder, what is an epee pen?

This is actually up to interpretation, but for reference, this is a pen;[spoiler=][/spoiler]This is an épée;[spoiler=][/spoiler]And this is an epipen;[spoiler=][/spoiler]

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This is actually up to interpretation, but for reference, this is a pen;[spoiler=][/spoiler]This is an épée;[spoiler=][/spoiler]And this is an epipen;[spoiler=][/spoiler]

Yeah, thanks for showing me. Anyways, I will not take part in this. It seems way too cliché for me, and also I have to focus on my other writings.

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Yeah, thanks for showing me. Anyways, I will not take part in this. It seems way too cliché for me, and also I have to focus on my other writings.

No worries! But I will say that this contest isn't meant to get in the way of your other stories, and in fact my hope was that it could help supplement them. While that might not be the case if you've set deadlines you're fighting to keep, a bit of writing practice outside of your existing stories doesn't have to be a bad thing. While the prompt here is most definitely a simple one, that you could very easily and with reason write off as cliché or not to your liking, taking some time away from your writing to write a couple paragraphs for this might just wind up being what you or others could use to get the creative juices flowing and your thoughts going for when you get back to your own stories. Even imagining how to depict someone wielding an "epee pen" is an exercise in creativity, albeit a small one, and albeit a strange, ridiculous, & over-the-top one, and that's the idea here. And at the risk of pitching this to unopened ears, if you post a couple of sentences here by February 5th, you'd still be eligible to win a potential something by the 21st. Could be worth a shot if you've made it this far, depending on how it would impact your schedule.

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You don't get anything for winning the Kill Will contest.

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You'd still be eligible to win a potential something by the 21st.

*Nods head*

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This is actually up to interpretation, but for reference, this is a pen;[spoiler=][/spoiler]This is an épée;[spoiler=][/spoiler]And this is an epipen;[spoiler=][/spoiler]

Got an epipen in real life, friggin peanuts...

Anyway, I haven't been very active for a while now, need something to do, even with Gen challenging me to a battle and stuff, I think I can afford to get in on this. For now, assume I'm writing a grisly story of this guy's death.

I'll join if I can think of a story despite the wacky premise :p If I think of something I'll confirm that I'm 100%

Is there a specific word limit to this? I'm interested.

I don't think my grandpa carved any redheads, but I'll give it a shot

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Got an epipen in real life, friggin peanuts...

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Anyway, I haven't been very active for a while now, need something to do, even with Gen challenging me to a battle and stuff, I think I can afford to get in on this. For now, assume I'm writing a grisly story of this guy's death.

Sounds good to me!

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I'll join if I can think of a story despite the wacky premise :p If I think of something I'll confirm that I'm 100%

Hahaha k

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Is there a specific word limit to this? I'm interested.

Nope! Maybe for future contests depending on how this one works out, how people take to it, and if I'm down to do more once this closes out, but personally I'll even take one-sentence submissions if people are wanting to practice their run-ons or something, haha -- it's still practice regardless of how seriously you take it. But I mean ultimately, yeah, it is a contest, so the longer / more thought-out stories will probably take the vote.

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I don't think my grandpa carved any redheads, but I'll give it a shot

try this

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try this

Love ya Chrome...

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It's not a big deal, causes me to keep my guard up around food, good practice.

I've decided I'll participate in this. Instead of using Vamprina though...I have a different character in mind.



Besides, no matter how good William is with that pen; Vamprina's skill in close quarters will end the fight way too quickly. Also, as I'm writing about her, I can't help but detect a change in her mood towards bad guys. Sure, she can still slash them up...but she doesn't seem to want to kill anymore. That's why I'm using my new character (who I actually made up just today).