[SIZE="5"]DIPSHITS READ OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU[/SIZE]

Alright. This is how this thread is going to go down.

Now, you think you found a funny image on ebaumsworld, right?

wrong. its not fucking funny, don't post it.

Now, you googled 'funny images' or 'totally swell super cool funny images that are so funny', and found a totally humorous image that was totally funny and super dooper cool, right?

Wrong. It's not fucking funny, don't post it.

Now, you think you found a funny image on #chan, right? And no, I'm not saying that it's not funny unless it's from a chan.

Think about it. Is it really that funny? Is it that funny that you feel the need to upload it and put some image tags around it?

This thread is not about random stupid images, or animated gifs. This is about shit that is funny. And as we all know, random rarely is funny.

Now, I hope that this thread can not swirl around the drain again.

YOU FOUND A FUCKING CAT MACRO IMAGE, AND ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS BEYONG BELIEF, AND THE WORDS ARE ALL SPELT INCORRECTLY BECAUSE ITS SO FUCKING CUTE

I DOUBT IT, DONT POST IT


Well. I'll start.

Let's do this thing...but we're gonna do it right.

Hey miniman, can you read the first post aloud to the class?

Sorry teacher, I was giving an example on what NOT to do.

More Portal humor?

ow, my brain. its not what you posted, just thinking about the posibility is like oh shit yo

hey, security, please kick that newfag out of this thread please?

ADDED A NEW ****ING RULE

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NO z

I actually made this one, try and solve it.

1. Use plank to fill first hole
2. Cross over hole
3. Remove plank from first hole, place in second hole
4. Haul ass across the bridge and jump
5. Use knife to cut cake

Too easy, I could have gone all portal on your ass.

I think this one had been posted before in V2, but it's pretty funny.

WRONG, bridge would collapse, I made that clear. And you haven't got a portal gun.

FAILURE

Well then, if the bridge would collapse then it's impossible...unless...

I construct a gliding plane from the bridge using my knife and I fly across the gorge.

WRONG, wood is too heavy and even if it weren't you don't have enough height difference.

And no, it isn't impossible.

Scratch phrases on the wall like "The cake is a lie" and draw a diagram of the bridge for some other poor sap.