[Secret Canadian mind-control device room]: acidflame54 has entered at 6:05 pm
[Smashdood] 6:05 pm: one time
[Smashdood] 6:05 pm: there was a guy
[acidflame54] 6:05 pm: hey everyone
[Smashdood] 6:05 pm: his name was Bob
[tlflameboy] 6:05 pm: *pst* guess what *pst*
Theories05 rubs tummy and pats head to a cool song
[Dr Smoothe] 6:05 pm: who met another guy
[hotari] 6:05 pm: what?
[Smashdood] 6:05 pm: Bob had a screwdriver named Rick James
[Dr Smoothe] 6:05 pm: named billy
[tlflameboy] 6:05 pm: named dr.phill
[Smashdood] 6:06 pm: Rick James screwed over people in the stock market
[Smashdood] 6:06 pm: hence, irony
[Dr Smoothe] 6:06 pm: lol
[tlflameboy] 6:06 pm: i idd your mom
[tlflameboy] 6:06 pm: a favor
[Smashdood] 6:06 pm: until the ghost of Tom Joad killed Bob with his Bruce Springsteen bad singing
power
[tlflameboy] 6:06 pm: by making you
[tlflameboy] 6:06 pm: a sandiwch
[Dr Smoothe] 6:06 pm: a pband j
[Smashdood] 6:06 pm: Rick james 9the screwdriver) was sad
[Dr Smoothe] 6:06 pm: pb and j
[Smashdood] 6:06 pm: he said
[Smashdood] 6:06 pm: why did you kill him
[Smashdood] 6:06 pm: and the ghost of Tom Joad said
[Theories05] 6:06 pm: your moms a screwdrive OH OH O)H BURN
[tlflameboy] 6:06 pm: because
[Smashdood] 6:07 pm: Because I'm malevolent, and also a metaphor
[Dr Smoothe] 6:07 pm: ...
[Smashdood] 6:07 pm: and Rick James (the screwdriver) said
[Smashdood] 6:07 pm: kekethx
[Dr Smoothe] 6:07 pm: then...
[Smashdood] 6:07 pm: so he went to the stock market
[Smashdood] 6:07 pm: to screw people over
[Smashdood] 6:07 pm: for money
[Smashdood] 6:07 pm: but all he found was
[Smashdood] 6:07 pm: a crater
[acidflame54] 6:08 pm: full of pie
[Dr Smoothe] 6:08 pm: ur a good story teller
[Smashdood] 6:08 pm: /.staff are
[Smashdood] 6:08 pm: Warning ! Only IRC subset can be used (Type /? or /help for list of IRC commands)
[Smashdood] 6:08 pm: woops
[Smashdood] 6:08 pm: then Rick James discovered a glitch in the chat room
[Smashdood] 6:08 pm: which allowed it to send martinis over telephone wires
[Dr Smoothe] 6:08 pm: and...
[acidflame54] 6:09 pm:
[Smashdood] 6:09 pm: he used the martinis to defeat Merlin
[Smashdood] 6:09 pm: and shaved his beard off the
[Smashdood] 6:09 pm: face
[Smashdood] 6:09 pm: of
[Smashdood] 6:09 pm: his face
[Theories05] 6:09 pm: >_>
[Theories05] 6:09 pm: <_<
[Secret Canadian mind-control device room]: Bandito has entered at 6:09 pm
[Dr Smoothe] 6:09 pm: ...
[Theories05] 6:09 pm: >_>
[Theories05] 6:09 pm: <_<
>_>
[tlflameboy] 6:09 pm: can you just stfu already?!?!!
[Theories05] 6:09 pm: <_<
[Dr Smoothe] 6:09 pm: so suspencful
[Theories05] 6:09 pm: WOMG HIA BANDITO =D
[Bandito] 6:09 pm: hi
[Smashdood] 6:09 pm: with the same razor used by Ben Roethlisberger to shave his beard
[Smashdood] 6:09 pm: and then the ghost of Tom Joad killed Merlin
[Dr Smoothe] 6:09 pm: hahahhahaha!
[Smashdood] 6:09 pm: and stole the bear
[Smashdood] 6:10 pm: d
[tlflameboy] 6:10 pm: you too theories
[Smashdood] 6:10 pm: he used the beard to go back in time
[Smashdood] 6:10 pm: and blow up the stock market
[Smashdood] 6:10 pm: hence, plot hole
[Dr Smoothe] 6:10 pm: omG!!!
[tlflameboy] 6:10 pm: does everyone live in canada or the uk?!?! womg
[Bandito] 6:10 pm: and the king of town would live underground in a box filled up with peeeeeeeas
[Smashdood] 6:10 pm: and then everyone died.
[Smashdood] 6:10 pm: THE END
[Bandito] 6:10 pm: no
[hotari] 6:10 pm: now go to sleep
acidflame54 sleeps
[Dr Smoothe] 6:10 pm: *clap, clap clap, then realizes noone else is claping*
[Bandito] 6:11 pm: and then i declare this biscuit dough festival HEARTS!!
[tlflameboy] 6:11 pm: *cracks head on the wall* wake up wake up wake up.. wake... up... wake............. up..
w..a..k..e uuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppp
[acidflame54] 6:11 pm: *laughs at you for clapping*
[Smashdood] 6:11 pm: THE END
[tlflameboy] 6:11 pm: all that for a stroy
[acidflame54] 6:11 pm: yay!
[Dr Smoothe] 6:11 pm: *then tom joad comes*
[Bandito] 6:11 pm: wake up why dont you put on a little make up,
[tlflameboy] 6:11 pm: this room is gay
[Dr Smoothe] 6:11 pm: *and martha stewart*
[hotari] 6:11 pm: bandito, thats korn is it not?
[Dr Smoothe] 6:11 pm: *and BOOM!*
[Smashdood] 6:12 pm: THE END
[Theories05] 6:12 pm: WGJKSLDgjsgs
[Theories05] 6:12 pm: g
sgsgsgsg
[Theories05] 6:12 pm: sg
[Dr Smoothe] 6:12 pm: *now evryone chases after sd*
[Theories05] 6:12 pm: agsdg
[Theories05] 6:12 pm: agdsg
[Theories05] 6:12 pm: gsagdsg
[Theories05] 6:12 pm: gagdsg
[hotari] 6:12 pm: and then martians attacked earth with a giant boot throwing machine
[Secret Canadian mind-control device room]: tlflameboy has left at 6:12 pm
[Theories05] 6:12 pm: i cahse after your mom OH OH OH
[Secret Canadian mind-control device room]: acidflame54 has left at 6:12 pm
[Theories05] 6:12 pm: k i am goin to do somehtin coo
[Dr Smoothe] 6:13 pm: oooo
[Dr Smoothe] 6:13 pm: like...?
[Theories05] 6:13 pm: like your mom
[Theories05] 6:13 pm: >_>
[Theories05] 6:13 pm: OH OH OH
[hotari] 6:13 pm: im watching rocky II ^_^
[Dr Smoothe] 6:13 pm: im bored
[Dr Smoothe] 6:13 pm: i feel like making a joint
[Bandito] 6:13 pm: kehaw
[Dr Smoothe] 6:13 pm: but buzzie and mines gettin wierd
[hotari] 6:13 pm: make one with someone
[Bandito] 6:13 pm: hye dr smoothe
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: i feel like making your mom
[Dr Smoothe] 6:14 pm: ya?
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: OH OH OH
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: ya your mom
[Bandito] 6:14 pm: that was horrible
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: OH OH OH
[Bandito] 6:14 pm: theories
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: your mom is horrible
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: OH OH OH
[Dr Smoothe] 6:14 pm: My mom isnt home!
[Bandito] 6:14 pm: dr smoothe
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: theories your mom
[Dr Smoothe] 6:14 pm: shes at ur house!
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: OH OH OH
[Bandito] 6:14 pm: i will make a joint if you start
[Dr Smoothe] 6:14 pm: wat bandito
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: your mom is at my house
[Theories05] 6:14 pm: OH OH OH
[Smashdood] 6:14 pm: THE END
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[Smashdood] 8:58 pm: who wants a story?
[kakashiluigi] 8:58 pm: are you a pretty flower
[Rock Lee] 8:58 pm: meeee
[kakashiluigi] 8:58 pm: me
[kakashiluigi] 8:58 pm: i do
[Smashdood] 8:58 pm: one sec
[kakashiluigi] 8:58 pm: I DO NOW
[Smashdood] 8:58 pm: one time there was this guy
[Smashdood] 8:58 pm: his name was joe
[Smashdood] 8:58 pm: I was all "what's up"
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: then joe's head exploded
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: just then, the topic changed
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: I was in a box
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: the box told me to burn things
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: so i punched it
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: I said "no boxes is tellin me what to do, bitchez"
[Rock Lee] 8:59 pm: awesome.
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: so then
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: the box ate me
[kakashiluigi] 8:59 pm: funny
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: so I was in a box
[Smashdood] 8:59 pm: pretty much the same place as before
[Smashdood] 9:00 pm: so it ate me again and I kept going back to the same place
[Smashdood] 9:00 pm: I told it to wait 30 minutes and try again
[Leo] 9:00 pm: lol
[Smashdood] 9:00 pm: just then, the subject changed
[Smashdood] 9:00 pm: so
[Smashdood] 9:00 pm: there was this guy
[Smashdood] 9:00 pm: they called him jimminy hominygrits
[Rock Lee] 9:00 pm: cool name
[Leo] 9:01 pm: Shhhh!!1
[Smashdood] 9:01 pm: so
[Smashdood] 9:01 pm: he um
[Rock Lee] 9:01 pm: sorry
[Smashdood] 9:01 pm: he was a child molester
[Smashdood] 9:01 pm: and he tookthis kid
[Rock Lee] 9:01 pm: bad
[Smashdood] 9:01 pm: and he ate him
[Smashdood] 9:01 pm: then the police burned down his house
[Smashdood] 9:01 pm: they were like "OMFG NUB we ned herring!"
[Rock Lee] 9:01 pm: lots of eating
[Smashdood] 9:01 pm: so jimminy came out of the house
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: which was burned down
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: sort of not a house
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: he turned into a vicious alphabet giant
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: and began stomping all of the police
[Rock Lee] 9:02 pm: nooo
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: so it was up to the box to save the day
[kakashiluigi] 9:02 pm: lol
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: the box ate him
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: aessentially the same place as before
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: in the box
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: then the subject changed
[kakashiluigi] 9:02 pm: is the box full yet?
[Rock Lee] 9:02 pm: sweet
[Smashdood] 9:02 pm: richard nixon had just risen from the grave
Leo tells everybody to shut up and let Smashdood finish
[Smashdood] 9:03 pm: he took control of conan o-brien and his army of pirate ninjas
[Smashdood] 9:03 pm: so they like attacked the thing and the stuff
[Smashdood] 9:03 pm: and stuff happened
[Smashdood] 9:03 pm: then the box came in for the dramatic final showdown
[Smashdood] 9:03 pm: the army of conan and zombie nixon versus superbox
[Rock Lee] 9:04 pm: i have a picture related to this story, look!
[Smashdood] 9:04 pm: "holy shit" all of the little peoples went, as their houses started walking around, and
talking dogs ruled the streets
[Rock Lee] 9:04 pm:
http://www.ribmag.com/archives/vol4/images/news/Micheal%20Jackson/mip.gif
[Smashdood] 9:04 pm: so then there was some drama
[Smashdood] 9:04 pm: and screenplay
[Smashdood] 9:04 pm: and dramatic irony
[Leo] 9:04 pm: lol
[Smashdood] 9:05 pm: so then
[Smashdood] 9:05 pm: this guy came in
[kakashiluigi] 9:05 pm: can i go to the bathroom now
[Smashdood] 9:05 pm: and he was all "I r sacajaweeuh"
[Rock Lee] 9:05 pm: check out my pic if u dare.
[Smashdood] 9:05 pm: you need to stopz fighting, he said
[Smashdood] 9:05 pm: they bunched him in the face
[Smashdood] 9:05 pm: and by "bunched" I mean "disemboweled"
[Smashdood] 9:05 pm: it's called a euphemism
[Rock Lee] 9:05 pm: oooo
[Smashdood] 9:05 pm: so then there was like this battle and crap and stuff
[Smashdood] 9:06 pm: and the box was defeated
[Rock Lee] 9:06 pm: no!
[Smashdood] 9:06 pm: but at the cost of the immortal souls of the brady bunch
[Smashdood] 9:06 pm: so who cares?
[Rock Lee] 9:06 pm: eh?
[Rock Lee] 9:06 pm: no one
[Smashdood] 9:06 pm: so then the world was at peace or some stuff
[Smashdood] 9:06 pm: suddenly, a plot device came along
[Rock Lee] 9:06 pm: i see
[kakashiluigi] 9:06 pm: i miss the box......:
[Smashdood] 9:06 pm: and the russians killed everyone ina nuclear holocause
[Smashdood] 9:06 pm: the end.
[Rock Lee] 9:07 pm: i am speechlessish
[Rock Lee] 9:07 pm: wow
[Smashdood] 9:07 pm: oh, and will ferrel is a lesbian named "joe"
[Smashdood] 9:07 pm: the end.
[Rock Lee] 9:07 pm: that is oscar wothy
[kakashiluigi] 9:07 pm: that was the best story i ever heard
[Rock Lee] 9:07 pm: yup
[Leo] 9:07 pm: Yey
[kakashiluigi] 9:07 pm: the first one...
[Smashdood] 9:07 pm: I do these from time to time
[Rock Lee] 9:07 pm: i see
[Main]: Leo has left at 9:08 pm
[Rock Lee] 9:08 pm: very good.
[Smashdood] 9:08 pm: something about flash chat gives me the hots
[Main]: Leo has entered at 9:08 pm
[kakashiluigi] 9:08 pm: i hear
[Smashdood] 9:08 pm: and by "hots" I mean "disembowelment"
[Rock Lee] 9:08 pm: wierd
[Leo] 9:08 pm: WTF
[Rock Lee] 9:08 pm: oh
[Rock Lee] 9:08 pm: haha
[kakashiluigi] 9:08 pm: i gotta go
[kakashiluigi] 9:08 pm: bye
[Smashdood] 9:08 pm: EXPLODED
