wow. Thats all i can say. Now i know why meet the spartans got a 2 out of 100 instead of a 0 on rotten tomatoes: they needed a lower rating for disaster movie. The first movie to get an actual 0 out of 100, it didn't even get to the top 50 in the box office today. Finally Friedberg and Seltzer might run out of money and end this horrible abortion of a series

Aren't they already starting an Epic Movie 2 or something like that?

Or Meet the Spartans 2?

The sad thing is that these films make money.

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The sad thing is that these films make money.

Enough to make more.

I'd hire a hitman to kill the directors. Once I get the money...

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Enough to make more.

I'd hire a hitman to kill the directors. Once I get the money...

make a movie spoof!

The only thing worse then these movies are the people that go to see these movies.

I agree with 2-D. The name doesn't even relate to any movies that the film parodies, that alone should be an indicator of how stupid it will be.

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Aren't they already starting an Epic Movie 2 or something like that?

Or Meet the Spartans 2?

It's said that this movie is meet the spartans 2, idk about epic movie 2 tough.

Scary Movie 1 & 2 were actually good because the Wayans brothers were directing it and obviously knew they're shit. But ever since other people have been directing them, these movies have been nothing more than a crappy mash-up of cheap props and half-assed parodies. In this one, look at the movies they're "parodying". Ironman, The Hulk, Zohan, Hancock, The Dark ****ing Knight, etc. Either these guys never even watched the movies they're making fun of, or they pretty much made this thing in less than a month. I'm thinking it's a combination of both.

I think they named this movie "Disaster Movie" for a reason. Based on the previews I've been seeing, they were trying to make the worst movie ever.

Is this even a shock? I heard that meet the spartans and epic movie also sucked.

Alvin and the Chipmunks? In disaster movie?



Why the hell not?:Spiderman: :Spiderman: :Undercover: :Undercover: :Undercover: :Undercover:

They even had commericals for whatever one it was where they did a parody of a movie that isn't even out yet. God damn it I hate these movies and the people who like them.

the hancock one was obviously a parody of the hancock trailer.


and i agree that scary movie 1 and 2 were good

The commercial was so horrible:
*enter transvestite*
"Helo, lovarsszzs"
*kick-kick*
"IZ THAT UR FEET???"
"lolol ya and dis iz my babysszz fut!!!!1111111111111111"
*kick-kick* (queue retarded smile)
"LOL TASTE IT LOLOLOLOL"

I don't think they make things that qualify as "movies" anyore. They're just a compilation of retarded scenes that "make fun" of random shit that has absolutely no relation to the plot, which isn't at all funny, and isn't at all entertaining. [Input Family Guy reference]

ALVIN AN THA SHITMUNKS AR RABID AND FIGHT PEOPLE AND WIN LOLOLOL THAT WUD MAEK A GUD SCEEN

I want a mass shooting to occur wherever every single one of the involved movie maker works/goes to pre-school.

Yeah the commercials didn't make me laugh, except where that one that had amy winehouse in it lol.