aww...

jew has become a little me.

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aww...

jew is has become a little me.

I really wish you were banned.

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shuttup asian guy

No.

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aww...

jew has become a little me.

Well on account of you being like 12, he's not a little you.

Plus he'd have to make like 5 more threads about uninteresting life stories if he wanted to reach that level.

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Plus he'd have to make like 5 more threads about uninteresting life stories if he wanted to reach that level.

LOl .

Good job, and I understand the skateboard thing.

Where'd you hit him?

dude.. you broke my zipper

Badass story.

If I ever got into a fight, I'd go all kong-fu on his/her ass.

Me and my friend allways whoop each other with wooden katanas and wrestle on the trampoline. I got bruises all over me.

Fights make you violent [no shit] but they're good for experience.

Fights really aren't all that fun, I'm pretty sure most of the people in here acting all badass saying its fun have never even been in one. I mean, if you really have a problem with someone then ok, that's one thing, but saying its fun just sounds stupid to be honest.

Yes, I've been in fights before, I've lost some and I've won some.

i have only gotten in 3, i won two(one time the kid started crying, which was funny since he started it) and the other was broken up.

My only fight is a sad excuse for one. This guy hit me in the face and I was so surprised I just stood there for a little while. Then I walked away, but he came after me doing some karate shit. I just grabbed his foot and pushed him away. I guess we can't all be action movie hero boys.

I've been in like 3 fights with the same kid.
I won 1, he won 1 and the third fight some hillbilly guy drove up in a pickup and told us to stop fighting, LAWL.

Then, the next day at school we were laughing about it and now me and the kid are good friends.

I hate fights.
They've gotten me on youtube.
I always get my ass kicked because either:

1 The guy is a japanese kid who actually was in jail and does thaiboxing.

2 The guy has the weight of a cow and jumps on top of me

3 the guyS are with fu[SIZE="2"]cki[/SIZE]ng 15 at a time.



ITS NOT FU[SIZE="2"]CK[/SIZE]ING FAIR!

anyone wanna hear the story of a cop charging me with threats of rape?

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anyone wanna hear the story of a cop charging me with threats of rape?

NO
Enough of your stories. Write a book filled with them or something then tell yourself people will and are reading it. Save us the despair.