Ok so my school has senior quotes that go under your name in the yearbook. They're due tomorrow and I don't really know what to write.

You only have a small amount of characters. Spaces and punctuation count. Post some good ones plox (no memes, don't waste your time writing "suck my cock", no drugs, etc).

My only ideas:
- I just had a near-life experience and boy was it scary.
- My only goal was to drop my habit of procrastination. I'll get to it, don't judge me.
- I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

"I keep heist plans in a trapper keeper; that's organized crime"

A George Carlin quote would always work well.

What does cheese say when it gets its picture taken?
If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts and you give them your two cents, what happens to the other penny?

"This Book is coated in rattlesnake venom. Shows you for taking my book."

Edit: Because you own all the yearbooks. I misunderstood the message. ****ing brain of mine...

I don't know any for your picture.

"I suck horse dick"

"Let's just say...I'm better than good."

You could always put "THE GAME", like I'm planning on doing....

...but other than that, I've got nothing relevant. Sowwy D:

I had "I drink custard SLURP SLURP"

They took it out when we got our yearbooks

:(

"I'm a man of action, if only I had the guts to get into any action."

I tried, I can't think of anything right now.

I like Spazz's, though.

Quote from Gavel

"I keep heist plans in a trapper keeper; that's organized crime"

Haha, I like it.

Quote from Beta

"I suck horse dick"

Haha, I hate you.

Quote from MadHatter

"Let's just say...I'm better than good."

Lol, it's good but I'm not sure I can get away with super narcissism.

Quote from Yotsuba

You could always put "THE GAME", like I'm planning on doing....

...but other than that, I've got nothing relevant. Sowwy D:

Yeah, no thanks. Thanks for trying.

Quote from Mr. Pinkus

I had "I drink custard SLURP SLURP"

They took it out when we got our yearbooks

:(

Yeah, that's why I'm worried about doing any good jokes. If they deem anything inappropriate or an "inside joke", you lose your privilege to have any quote in the year book.

"Scurvy is what pirates get from lack of proper nutrition"

"Food is shit you eat."

Wise words from a wise man.

Quote from Axle

"Food is shit you eat."

Wise words from a wise man.

:O

icwutudidthar

Oh snap, another contestant has entered the arena:

“Employee of the month” is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time

Quote from Dudeman

Haha, I like it.

Yeah it's a lyric from an Army of the Pharaohs song.