Cats or Dogs

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Apr 26, 2008 4:42 AM #123599
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cats!

dogs smell likes shit, specially when wet
the only bad thing about cats are that their tail is always up, meaning you see right up their asshole, and when they meow its a pain in the ass....
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Apr 26, 2008 4:56 AM #123615
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dogs smell likes shit, specially when wet

The inside of a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's. So where do you have room to talk?
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Apr 26, 2008 5:00 AM #123620
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phht
cats!

dogs smell likes shit, specially when wet
the only bad thing about cats are that their tail is always up, meaning you see right up their asshole, and when they meow its a pain in the ass....


Quoted for lolfail on nearly every single level.

You'd think that when my favorite animal is the Fox, that I would prefer dogs. Though canines are more loyal, playful, and smarter, I prefer felines.

Mostly, they are both quite great as pets. I prefer cats, mostly because they don't need a leash, go in a litter box rather than everywhere else (Except for some cats my sister has), and most of the cat's I've spent time with are THE awesomest.

With exotic licenses and USDA Permits, you can get Panthers, Cougars, Wolves, Foxes, and loads of other varieties of dogs and cats that have been domesticated by breeders. Wild animals trained and domesticated over long periods of time are reportedly the most loyal and intelligent animals. I'm just putting that information out there. If I have enough money, I'm not stopping at a regular house cat, or one of your pre-school golden retrievers. :P
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Apr 26, 2008 7:25 AM #123679
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The inside of a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's. So where do you have room to talk?


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wait, what if i where to brush my teeth, clean them with bleach, use a scour and clean 'em? Clean enough now?
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Apr 26, 2008 8:28 AM #123693
Maybe, but it'll just get dirty again later. And you can't brush your teeth with bleach every hour of the day.

A dog is the only animal I know that can lick it's own crotch and not have to gargle with Listerine for 5 hours.
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Apr 26, 2008 8:34 AM #123696
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Maybe, but it'll just get dirty again later. And you can't brush your teeth with bleach every hour of the day.

A dog is the only animal I know that can lick it's own crotch and not have to gargle with Listerine for 5 hours.


lolol QFT :D still , cant cats do that too?
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Apr 26, 2008 5:18 PM #123891
Dogs clean their own teeth because whenever their jaw drops up/down, the teeth rub against each other, cleaning it. Dogs ruleee.

You can never find your cat, my friends cat is like, they lost it. We can never find it. But we saw its tail once under the bed. Dogs are like, LICK LICK IM A DOG. I just love that.
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Apr 26, 2008 5:43 PM #123902
i like kittens because they're cute but when they grow up they become lazy fatass under-the-bed dwellers

i choose dogs