...But you don't have your penis, either.

http://www.wlky.com/health/17550187/detail.html

Damn wouldn't that suck, you choose. Cancer on you're dick or no penis and no cancer.

oh ****, i lol'd.
his wife is an idiot.

this actually made me cringe

I'd rather deal with the cancer then lob my dick off o~o...

I'd rather kill myself

i would definitely just get my dick off than have cancer. It's either life or death with a dick, which would you choose?

I'd prefer to die a man, yeah

so you pick the dick .

it would have been funny if his dick was cut of and still had cancer.

rather have cancer than take it off.

Quote from the Jawz

I'd prefer to die a man, yeah

...says the formal lesbian

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i would definitely just get my dick off than have cancer. It's either life or death with a dick, which would you choose?

That's stupid. You'd rather live for decades in torture than just get it over with right there? I mean, if I were 50 years old, yeah, but if I still had a full life to live, then hell no.

Spazzy, aren't you actually AGREEING with the quote?

What quote? And don't call me Spazzy. I don't respect you enough for you to go by my former pseudonym.

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i would definitely just get my dick off than have cancer. It's either life or death with a dick, which would you choose?

That quote.

And I'm just not used to your name.

"Gavel".

The reason I'm pointing out you are agreeing is because you said "That's stupid."

UNLESS you meant not having a dick was torture. Then I would be wrong.

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That quote.

And I'm just not used to your name.

"Gavel".

The reason I'm pointing out you are agreeing is because you said "That's stupid."

UNLESS you meant not having a dick was torture. Then I would be wrong.

The last one. I said living a cockless lifetime was stupid.

get dick cut off
put on a strapon