-_- nice joke 2-D

go away slowpoke.

" It was a joke about being scared :P (lol and u believed it)"

made me laugh.. not the way you think it did, tabion.

i guess i should use the built in quoting system, but **** that.

Hm, completed it, but your little "kek is a lie" thing isn't working.

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-_- nice joke 2-D

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Hey guys, text emoticons! A I cool yet?

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>_> .

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Hey guys, text emoticons! A I cool yet?

nope, not even close

that ****ing 64 code is changing!!!! its impossible to put the right code in....glados is tricking you....RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

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No this is no ordinary quiz
50 questions
Answer them well

This Freaked Sh*t out of me so i hope you pass the test
www.aperturescience.com

P.1
As soon as you get there Type Login
it will ask for username and password
Username:Any name above 3 characters
Password:Portal

P.2
Now the tricky bit
type help
all those commands are USELESS!
Type DIR
Read what it says then type:Apply

P.3
You are About to take the (ENRICHMENT CENTER TEST SUBJECT APPLICATION PROCESS)
Before you start You must memorize a 60 (something) code
After you have memorized it Follow the onscreen instructions
Start the test
Good Luck!

P.4
Only Look here AFTER you have completeed the test (SPOILER)










They are coming to get you...
Press any key (OR Type thecakeisalie) and: apparently somebody else hacked (?) the terminal, leaving a message saying that the hardware is 20 years old among other things. (So what is this, 2002?) Anyway, you can also see a video feed in your screen with something peculiar in it. Pressing return (or any other key) switches your video feed/message to a to a spreadsheet (with a bill?) and vice versa.

**** you, give me back my time.

I even put in the correct code, and it was still like 'hey no'

Tabion you are now a time bandit.

>=[

You owe me 20 seconds.

with all do respect, i say if he didnt give you a walkthrough or watever, that you would have more fun trying to find out wat happens, instead of expecting everything to come after your done...

ok listen sorry for the bump and the double post but i just realized something
i just rented the orange box for xbox 360, so i was playing portal, and i came to the secret room with all those writing on the walls right? well, i was trying to read the words, and near the bottom of the wall i see
login:cjohnson
pass:tier3

i tried this out and it worked! and there was something different, before you type DIR, instead of the thing from you typing says:
B:/>
it says:
ADMIN>

this means that there might be more info from this!
so i see a new tab ,now that i'm logged in as an admin, called notes,i open it, AND IT SHOWS THE HISTORY OF APERTURE SCIENCE! this is information that seems to be found nowhere else except here!

any way, after notes, i go through a few of the other ones that cant be entered normally, but they still don't work, so i try DIR,once again there is now another extra available tab called notes again, but it seems to bring the same thing back as before, so i just type apply, i type continue, i go through the changing 64 key code, and just type continue, everything is normal after that but ya, its pretty cool.

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this is information that seems to be found nowhere else except here!

Then you aren't looking at all. Everyone knows the history of Aperture science. Started out making shower durtains I think it was.

Jesus, google mother****er.

Yeah, the Take a Wish Foundation.


Old news, bud.