How the LIVING **** DID A HITMAN ROLEPLAY TURN INTO THIS?!

Why is this not dead yet?

They kill Devours thread, but this shit stays alive?

OOC: I'm sorry people. I was enjoying myself and got carried away. I'm really sorry I will do my best to fix it. Sorry for going offtopic Big bang. I won't do it again.

Xana: No NO NOOO!

Joe: Xana! Wake up!

*Joe shakes Xana*

Xana: What? Where am I? Were's Jason, Lumina and James?

Joe: James? How could you know him? I meet him while you while you were in the coma?

Xana: What coma?

Joe: When we were patroling around Docter Doom's base, some person shot a dart at you that put you in a coma for three days. I was worried you weren't going to wake up......

Xana: So it was all a dream? So Jason isn't alive after all.....

*Xana goes quiet*

Xana: Well those were the best dreams I ever had.

Joe: How are you feeling?

Xana: I'm feeling like kicking some ass

*Xana stands up and cocks her pistol*

Joe: Are you sure your well enough

Xana: I've never felt better! Let's go!

*They arm themselves and go outside, get in the car and drive off*

OOC: I think that should fix it. All of my offtopic post were a dream.

OOC: Ok ok i know i keep saying this....sorry for non-activity.High school just hates me lol.

Hirotashi:OK there's their car.....Wait.....is that it? Looks like it. OK Jack you're going down.
(Aims a .50 cal sniper at the driver of the car)

Hirotashi:Gotcha.(Fires)

*The car crashes*

Hirotashi:Damn...missed.(Reloads and fires again)Smart driver,he knew just when to pull over...heheh.(Fires)

Driver: Who the hell?(Pulls out a desert eagle and returns fire)Xana! Run!

Xana: No way Joe.(Pulls out her pistol and also fires)

Hirotashi: DAMN!!!(Drops the .50 cal and pulls out his glock)

Xana: Eat this!(Pulls out a second pistol and fires rapidly)

Hirotashi:Christ who knew these guys were so tough?(Looks out of his cover)Oh no wonder. I shot at the wrong target! Huh? OH SH-

*Hirotashi's cover gets blown apart. He runs*

Xana: HEY! You're not going ANYWHERE!!!(Runs after Hirotashi)

Hirotashi: Gotta lose weight.(Drops most of his equipment and throws it at Xana)

Xana:(Dodges the debris) You'll have to do better than that!(Tackles Hirotashi.Aims her pistol at his face)

Hirotashi: Xana???

Xana: Hirotashi???(Holsters her gun)What the hell are you doing here? More importantly why are you trying to kill me???

Hirotashi: Wrong target? Hehe.(Gets up)

Xana: OK explain... I never knew you as a hitman!

Hirotashi:Bounty hunter. There's a differance. What about you? You were never good with a gun in high school!

Xana: Yes but if you remember correctly that bomb killed my boyfriend. Ever since I've sorta been living a life of vengance.

Hirotashi:.......Yeah.....About that.......

Xana:Wha- You? .........No way.....

Hirotashi: Yeah......it was me who planted the bomb.Don't ask why I can't even remember why i did it.

Xana: YOU DIRTY LYING SON OF A-

Joe: XANA!!!

Xana: (Turns around) Thank god you're OK.

Hirotashi:Well sorry to jet...but I'm in a hurry.

Xana: OH no you don't!(Grabs Hirotashi's hair)

Hirotashi:ARGH!!!

Xana: What's the rush? We just got re-aquainted!

Hirotashi: Oh dammit come on I'll explain on the way!!

*They all get into Hirotashi's car and drive off*

OOC:OK i'm finally getting a peice of the action.Anyone can now include my character. Just make sure you know what's going on and read my other post's.