http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gg9H-CScsB-ttBnPSzQMgRLYWjhQ

Somali pirates captured and took hostage a Russian boat home to tanks and weapons, and are now demanding a ransom.

A Russian warship is on its way to rescue the boat.



Pirates. Wow.

And it looks like there might even be a naval battle approaching.

This can't end well either way.

but no matter what it will be AWESOMEEEE

Someone needs to videotape this.


PIRATES FTW

Have you ever you heard of ninjas doing something as awesome as capturing ships full of tanks?

I DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO

HOLY SHITNUGGETS

This is awesome.

THATS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT. THEY KlLLED ALL THE WITNESSES AND VANISHED INTO THE OCEAN WITHOUT A TRACE

Why is there a | in killed?

It's a lowercase L, so he could break the caps lock wordfilter

Holy shit, pirates.

I see. He is not a true ninja.

Holy shit. Pirates.

"And remember commies, this is the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

If there's a naval battle, hopefully they'll air it live, filmed from little greenpeace boats somewhere five hundred feet away. AWESOME.

Heh. Greenpeace. I laughed at that bit.

You would think that piracy would've been phased out anywhere that isn't the Internet. But then again, Somalia doesn't even qualify as civilization at this point.