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Feb 28, 2008 2:23 AM #85976
i ****ing love this guy. we had to read 2 of his short stories for language arts. they were The Tell-Tale Heart and The Black Cat. good stuffs.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:28 AM #85977
He was a necrophiliac
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Feb 28, 2008 2:29 AM #85978
And a scallywag.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:30 AM #85979
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He was a necrophiliac

just makes him even more awesome.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:37 AM #85983
Do you know how he died? Its kind of a funny story, depending on which version you hear.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:43 AM #85988
he either had rabies or alcohol poisoning. i dont get how either of those are funny.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:45 AM #85989
I hear he caught a lethal virus called lameness.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:47 AM #85990
must have caught it from you.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:47 AM #85991
Usually people say it was lead poisoning or alcohol poisoning. They think alcohol poisoning because there was an up coming election, and they think a politician kept giving him beers to vote for him, until he dropped dead in the street on the way to the polls. Hil - freaking - arious!
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Feb 28, 2008 2:49 AM #85993
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must have caught it from you.


Well played.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:50 AM #85994
@delphinus: whoever told you that is a ****ing moron. he was always depressed so he drank a shitload of alcohol.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:55 AM #85997
He was a bit freaky.

By bit I mean shitload.

And by Shitload I mean a lot.
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Feb 28, 2008 2:56 AM #85998
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@delphinus: whoever told you that is a ****ing moron. he was always depressed so he drank a shitload of alcohol.


Depressed?
or
Alcoholic?
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Feb 28, 2008 3:04 AM #86001
I haven't read anything by him, but I've been reading Lovecraft lately, which is awesome, and Poe was one of his main influences.
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Feb 28, 2008 5:42 PM #86090
Poe was a great writer.
I've read a ton of his stuff including the Telltale Heart, the Raven, Ligia, City By the Sea (or wtv it was called), and some of his short stories like Fall of the House of Usher.


Yeah, he drank a lot, and he was depressed, especially after his wife died, but he had a really shitty childhood, if you ever read his history.
His parents died or something like that and his adoptive father was really Bipolar.
Edgar moved around a lot and other stuff.

However, if you hear that E.A.Poe was a drug addict, you can rest easy in the knowledge that he was not.

After Poe died, his publisher started that rumor to stop people from buing his books due to a personal vendetta. (or something like that)
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