Nuclear Roulette, every Friday at 7:00, 8:00 Central!

We have a charismatic host ride a Camel up to a wheel, where a beautiful woman stands. The host announces the name of the show, gives a simple description of the rules, and calls up a contestant to answer a trivia question. If they get the question right, the contestant gets to spin a wheel. On this wheel are major cities from one randomly selected country, including Iraq, Iran, North Korea, China, and all the other countries that America is pissing it's pants over, and a new country will be picked each season the show runs.

If the wheel lands on one of the cities, the city is immediately bombed. Also on the wheel are prizes such as cars, trucks, entertainment systems, furniture, etc. All prizes will be manufactured in the USA, so that no money goes to South Korea, India, Japan, or that ****ing pussy Sweden.

The bombs used will be neutron bombs, which vaporize organic targets but leave buildings intact. This way, we can steadily build american oil rigs in these areas, and already have housing for the workers!



All the American-made products being sold will boost the countries economy, and the show will wipe an entire country free of brown, red, and yellow people in no time!


Isn't american TV great?
Obviously, this post is satire

You see?

You see how much better things were when we ruled the world?

Yep, I agree with Chim. I mean the Brits controlled over half the globe.

And then a bunch of colonists rebels kicked their ****ing asses.

No, not really. Brittan lost most of its colonies after WWI/II, since they were completely ****ing broke.

ash, ur a friggin genius man.

that would be great... but one question Ash... if we do that then wat would happen when we have destroyed everyone in the world but us??... then that game would go against us... right???

Quote from Chimaera

You see?

You see how much better things were when we ruled the world?

Crusades .

What about them? Are they meant to be proof that England were bad when they were in charge of the world?
A) the crusades were technically ordained by the Catholic church (whose many faults I could go on about for years)
and B) that was well before the rise of the British Empire

I understand this is a satire, but what? I don't get it.

Great plan, except:
You'd have to wait 50 thousand years for the radioactivity to wear off.

but that is only if they go through with it thou... Im sure that people would try to stop them before they could actully start thou... lol

They Got A Fricking Stockpile Of Nukes. Nobody Wants To Frick Around With A Guy That Has Nukes.

I would
But then again i would rather die a quick death have it drawn out like what it would be if I let them go and all this

Quote from WiseShadows

I would
But then again i would rather die a quick death have it drawn out like what it would be if I let them go and all this

u do have a point there