Oh shit, this is awesome.
Shame my controller keeps going to the right, so crossing the pole is borderline impossible.

Oh man that was awesome.

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The chick who helps you practice, celeste, is totally hot, I would hit that.

And there you have one of the selling points of the game: sex appeal

Neither girl, IMO, is good looking.

Faith is just too ugly and has mand hands (seriously, the left one is all wrinkly and looks hairy, the right one is fat and stubby) and Celeste is just ugly in general.



'tis why I'd prefer to play as a guy, I don't care if he looks good or not.

I don't find either of the girls attractive.
Celeste has some weird mouth shit going on and an everlasting forehead.

With a guy, I'd care what he looked like. I want my character to look as attractive and badass as possible.

I think that they both look decent, in a totally '' I would not hit that '' kind of way.

I don't know, I think she just has the appeal. She styles her hair really well and is awesome at parkour, what is not to like?

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I don't know, I think she just has the appeal. She styles her hair really well and is awesome at parkour, what is not to like?

Bangs just aren't attractive to me, and her face just isn't anything to look at.

Celeste... blah, don't even get me started on whats wrong about her.

Its like I was telling someone yesterday. The game was really fun, the characters were not.

Yeah, I played the demo and it's really fun. Faith's left hand when you're climbing up shit scares me though.

Left hand has long fingers with extremely wrinkly skin and theres random dark shadows.

The right hand looks as if the fingers are half the size of her left hand, and they're twice as thick

Proportions are awesome

i would download the demo, but since microsoft are money grubbing scum fags, i have to have a gold account to download new demos

what the ****

Wow I didn't know there was a demo out. And naruto too lol : O

I'm downloading it now, its already freaking 50% in like 2 minutes (I LOVE MY FREAKING NEW INTERNET THING)

But nice. I hope it owns. She is to ugly for words though. The picture comparison thing someone showed, the right one was much cuter.

The right one has a better face, but the body would be completely ridiculous for an asian woman who runs all day.

yes, if a game has a girl as the character you play as, then the selling point of the game is sex appeal, sure.

**** you faggot, havent you ever heard of tomb rai-
er..

havent you ever played rumble ros-
er

how about bloodray-
er

well lets take jade from beyond good and evil..
well.. uh.. maybe not.

Or how about Jona from Perfect D-

Well there is always the princess from that oldie Dragon La-

Well, there is always Princess Pe-


Or Princess Zel-


God dammit.

theres a game where you play as zelda?