I guess god likes cat balls.



Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is myself
God:
It's good to see you, myself.
Me:
so who programmed you
God:
Woe! I was created by Myself.
Me:
thats me
God:
Ah.
Me:
soo
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i am not serious
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not serious.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
donkey balls
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
do you like donkey balls
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Buddha.
Me:
so you like cats balls, dogs balls, buddhas balls, but not donkey balls?
God:
Interesting deduction. I prefer cats to dogs but I like both of them.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. How can I help you?
Me:
well how can you bowl
God:
How about that. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
no it is not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
i am your programmer
God:
Hi, Myself.
Me:
ye
God:
Blimey.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
i thought your were a program
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
since your on a website
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because i made you
God:
That makes sense to me. Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
donkey balls
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
the secret password
God:
What is that?
Me:
donkeyballs
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
they are hairy
God:
hairy are they.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.

Someone should rickroll god.

Someone make a comment on the one I posted where god wants to cum in my mouth and become a better pedophile.

Me:
2 plus 2 equals?
God:
Six.
Me:
It equals 4
God:
Open my blast doors equals 4?

Me:
Were no strangers to love
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
You know the rules and so do i
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
A full commitments what Im thinking of
God:
What is it?
Me:
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
God:
Who else would not get this from any other guy ?
Me:
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
God:
How much do you think it is?
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Gotta make you understand
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
never gonna give you up
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna let you down
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna run around and desert you
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna make you cry
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna say goodbye
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Weve know each other for so long
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Your hearts been aching
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am hearts been aching.
Me:
But youre too shy to say it
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am shy to say it.
Me:
Inside we both know whats been going on
God:
Can you please compare that to outside we both know what is been going on?
Me:
We know the game and were gonna play it
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
And if you ask me how Im feeling
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am blind to see.
Me:
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
God:
How much do you think it is?
I will search for it.
Me:
Gotta make you understand
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Ok your turn. Sing a song.
God:
I'll pass. You go again. Hurrah! Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
What the **** is that shit?
God:
Do you think I should know that? Please don't be so rude.

Me:
Do you know my penis?
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
Alright, do you want to look in my pants?
God:
Alright, my penis. OK, I will look in your pants.
Me:
Oh shi-

Quote from Schwa

Me:
Do you know my penis?
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
Alright, do you want to look in my pants?
God:
Alright, my penis. OK, I will look in your pants.
Me:
Oh shi-

moar name play.

Psh, it works without the name thing.

Me:
just look at you god damn screen
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

WTF?


God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
treat myself to what, anal?
God:
Are we still talking about my screen name?
Me:
no, we are talking about anal
God:
What is the subject? Sure, anal sounds like a good topic.

I managed to find out God's name - he responds to Steev Martun.

However he whittled down my sanity and hit me with a one-two right at the end:



Me:
Hey Steev Martun
God:
You've got my full attention. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
make arts
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Rocket sauce, some Doritos, pure extract of talent, and a bit of poverty.
God:
Do you have any Rocket sauce some Doritos pure extract of talent and a bit of poverty?
Me:
yes, I used them to make arts.
God:
How can I help you? And that worked well for you.
Me:
oh, I sort of need some more talent
God:
Wow! When do you need that by?
Me:
last Tuesday
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
yeah, who knows what next Tuesday will be?
God:
Ayuh. Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
God:
Do you still ?

Philip K. Dick?

God: What is the subject?
Me: my penis
God: Male humans like to talk about that.
Me: do you want to suck it
God: OK I will suck it.
me: do you like it?
God: d seems okay to me.
Me: is it warm?
God: Yes.

Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Just wanted to talk to "God".
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
Well, because this little program lets me talk to you whenever I feel like it, so I don't need an appointment.
God:
How about that. That makes sense to me. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
The internet.
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
No problem.

I'll try something funny in a second...

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Lier >_>
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
yes
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
Ahem.
God:
Ahem.
God:
Ahem.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
neither are you :3
God:
I don't know whether or not I am 3.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
You are a giant electronic brain.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Orly?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
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Me:
Noob
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
noob
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
noob
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
noob
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about noob.
Me:
noob
God:
Are we still talking about noob?
Me:
Well.. yeah
God:
Well what? How can I help you?

God: i must say, i do enjoy penis up my ass.
Me: wtf?

God:
Next question?
Me:
how old are you?

after 5 minutes i am still waiting for a response.... i think i killed it.

Quote from Oblivion EX

God:
Next question?
Me:
how old are you?

after 5 minutes i am still waiting for a response.... i think i killed it.

Me: How old are you?
God: I am infinite in human years.