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Oct 30, 2008 5:03 AM #282997
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Wow. This is like that one asshole at school that has nothing else he can use to define himself because he is a complete loser, and so he just lifts weights at the gym for 5 hours a day and then flaunts around school with a sleeveless shirt on like has is a bad ass. Only this is worse.

Are you talking about me? What post made me look like an show-offy asshole?
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Oct 30, 2008 5:26 AM #283011
During phys ed class one day the bench that everyone in my class would sit on while the coach did attendence checks was gone, so we all did wall sits where the bench used to be.
Attendence checks take about five minutes.


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How long can you wall sit for? I've started doing them latley to get in shape for high jump. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then look at the picture. You have to keep your legs at 90 degrees. Also, notice how the guy isn't pushing on his knees with his hands to stay stabilized. You can rest your arms on your legs, but don't be a pussy and lean on them, that's not a proper wall sit.



I did it during lacrosse conditioning for 7 minutes, but that was 2 grades ago. Right now I'm at 2 minutes.



Post your times here. If you've never done one, then get off your fat ass and do one now and post the time. Also, don't lie like a bitch


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Oct 30, 2008 5:43 AM #283015
Wow, that's really gay.
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Oct 30, 2008 6:37 AM #283043
Wall-Sitting is easy as shit.

Last time I got round the 20 minute mark.
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Oct 30, 2008 11:43 AM #283135
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yeah it is. You're exercising your damn legs.


No, no it's not. It's a test to see how long you can last extremely ****ing bored. It's easy, it's not an exercise.
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Oct 30, 2008 3:05 PM #283178
Wall sitting is endurance, it requires no skill save ignoring your brain.
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Oct 30, 2008 3:34 PM #283183
I'd argue it is an exercise, I've done it for football.
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Oct 30, 2008 3:47 PM #283189
Dudes, wall sits are hardcore. This one time some alpha male wannabe came up to me with this ugly look on his face. I stared at him for a while, and then I sat down, leaning against the wall. You should have seen his face. Not only because it was mind numbingly ugly, but also because he got really scared. Afterward I went to hunt a lion for dinner.
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Oct 30, 2008 9:24 PM #283343
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Dudes, wall sits are hardcore. This one time some alpha male wannabe came up to me with this ugly look on his face. I stared at him for a while, and then I sat down, leaning against the wall. You should have seen his face. Not only because it was mind numbingly ugly, but also because he got really scared. Afterward I went to hunt a lion for dinner.


Yeah? The same thing happened to me except after doing the wall sit I went and killed a rouge elephant with my bare pinky nail and video taped it all from 20 feet away.......at the same time. I then showed the video to the alpha male wannabe and I got the pleasure of watching him grovel in my glorious victory.
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Oct 30, 2008 9:39 PM #283347
I don't even have a chair in my room, just a desk and an empty wall.
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Oct 30, 2008 9:46 PM #283351
The last 3 posts made my day so grand.
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Oct 30, 2008 11:17 PM #283393
Only 5 minutes and then I got bored.
I mean, really bored
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Oct 31, 2008 2:15 AM #283488
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How long can you wall sit for? I've started doing them latley to get in shape for high jump. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then look at the picture. You have to keep your legs at 90 degrees. Also, notice how the guy isn't pushing on his knees with his hands to stay stabilized. You can rest your arms on your legs, but don't be a pussy and lean on them, that's not a proper wall sit.



I did it during lacrosse conditioning for 7 minutes, but that was 2 grades ago. Right now I'm at 2 minutes.



Post your times here. If you've never done one, then get off your fat ass and do one now and post the time. Also, don't lie like a bitch


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Things that make you look like you'r trying to be a tough-guy asshole shown in bold.

Yeah, I'm getting in shape for high jump, I'm explaining why I just started doing them. The "don't be a pussy and lean on them" part is to tell you that you're not allowed to lean on your arms because it makes it easier, then the times would not be right. And when I said " I did them during lacrosse", how the **** does that make me sound hardcore? Do you think lacrosse players are hardcore assholes or something? And I told you guys to get off your fat asses and do them so you could post the time so that you guys wouldn't just post stupid comments that have nothing to do with the thread (like your post). And I said don't lie like a bitch, because I know most of you do lie.
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Oct 31, 2008 2:31 AM #283493
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I don't even have a chair in my room, just a desk and an empty wall.


this made me lol so bad.
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Oct 31, 2008 4:21 AM #283548
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Yeah, I'm getting in shape for high jump, I'm explaining why I just started doing them. The "don't be a pussy and lean on them" part is to tell you that you're not allowed to lean on your arms because it makes it easier, then the times would not be right. And when I said " I did them during lacrosse", how the **** does that make me sound hardcore? Do you think lacrosse players are hardcore assholes or something? And I told you guys to get off your fat asses and do them so you could post the time so that you guys wouldn't just post stupid comments that have nothing to do with the thread (like your post). And I said don't lie like a bitch, because I know most of you do lie.


Im meaning the way that you said it. Also how you tried pointing out every sport you were in that involved wall sitting.