Oh shit mesmay thats gold. More keep em coming.

Then all the cock of all guys take control, and guys obay their dicks, then the whole world is a chaos and men are just raping wemon every where, with blood rain.

the queen suicide because no one give a shit about orphans.
then the map of the world changes to a big cock, with littl isand coming as sperms. Also the word cock, becomes holly.

For the finish.

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Then all the cock of all guys take control, and guys obay their dicks, then the whole world is a chaos and men are just raping wemon every where, with blood rain.

the queen suicide because no one give a shit about orphans.
then the map of the world changes to a big cock, with littl isand coming as sperms. Also the word cock, becomes holly.

For the finish.

DO NOT ****ING EDIT THAT MISTAKE

ok .

Then a random stickman comes to realize he's in the fantasy of three internetters who have a need of talking about penises and runs to a car, which randomly has a bomb in it so sarah palin decides to throw a table at his head, because that's relevant. Also a pirate laughs at Somalia after they stole their condoms.

So when Somalia kills the pirates who stole the condoms, he rapes them dead with the very condoms he stole.

Then they just explode, and suddenly a cock in the form of jesus comes down from the heavens, and then finishes the story through narrating:
"So then.....happily ever after.

Also, cocks!"

The scene cuts to two people standing there holding fruit, like apples and bananas.

"My apple is....the domination of the chinese empire."
says the man holding the banana

"My orange cannot hear what your puubeapple is saying. You will need to talk into the microphone and enunciate your firm for the umpteenth time"
says the man holding the apple, then throwing the apple at the other man, which vanishes into thin air.

"Great. now who are we going to ****?" says the man still holding the banana.

They look at the banana, the man holding it up. "I have an idea" the fruitless guy says.

The scene then cuts to a guy shoving the other guy up his ass, and squeezing the banana until the soft liquid comes out to lubricate the region of penetration.

The scene cuts to a guy getting a vasectomy in which the sperm are too late before the vas deferens is tied up. The sperms look at eachother.

"Great. now who are we going to ****?" says the sperm who withdraws a banana.

They look at the banana, the sperm holding it up. "I have an idea" the fruitless guy says.

The scene then cuts to one sperm in an excecutioner's mask swimming backwards so his tail stabs the other sperm's head, which causes them to become aids, which infect the man's testicles and kills him in twelve seconds of extreme burning pain.

The moral of this is to never get a vasectomy and never use a condom unless a pin has been shoved through it.

And then they all have babies.
400 BABIES

I don't contribute anything to this thread but I feel like posting here becus I work at Disney.

Also, cocks.

Then The Babies Go On A Murderous Rampage!!!! =d

Then sonic the hedgehog comes in and does that dead guy kitsune was talking about so fast they both set on fire.


Suddenly John McCain and his army of orphan babies rise from the depths of hell and rape Sonic.
Then it says- "1000000 years ago"
and skips to a scene of adam and eve getting busy. then god comes in and they have an epic threesome


*runs out of ideas*

I love you guys.