You're playing catch with your brother and the ball rolls out into the street.
Your brother goes to retrieve it and a car is heading at 80 MPH towards him.
QUICK!!!! What do you do?????

Laugh at your brother and run away.

Stand frozen in terror because there is nothing you can do if a car is going that speed.

Quote from Deathwish

Stand frozen in terror because there is nothing you can do if a car is going that speed.

No, you could jump and push your brother away, then you get ****ed though.

either sue the person for driving that fast in the suburbs, or if im near a highway, shoot myself. for i would have to be retarded to play near the highway.

Quote from lolkilla

either sue the person for driving that fast in the suburbs, or if im near a highway, shoot myself. for i would have to be retarded to play near the highway.

Good thinking, when your brother dies just kill yourself.
for... being retarded.
nice.

well thats what all retarded people should do!

someone get that liam guy a gun!

Quote from Deathwish

Stand frozen in terror because there is nothing you can do if a car is going that speed.

basically .

Quote from lolkilla

someone get that liam guy a gun!

LOL.
that was a fail.
you hate noobs don't you?

I does.
*updates signature*

Personally, I'd go and post on SPP about how my brother died by getting hit by a car while i stood there and did nothing while laughing at his oddly deformed body. Then I'd beat the hell out of the dude that ran over my baseball.

This thread is stupid and you guys suck.